Chapter 6 (Getting to know Naruto Uzimaki! Believe it!!")

Jiriya said "so are you interested in my books "Icha Icha Paradise"?" Sasuke said "are those the books that Kakashi reads?" Jiriya said "why yes they are!" Sasuke said "then no, and also I don't read." Jiriya said "they can help you with your friend Sakura, some tips, opinions, very clever stories if you get what I'm saying?" Sasuke said "for the last damn time she's not my girlfriend!!" Jiriya said "well then why not? And if you don't want her?" Sasuke said "don't even finish that sentence."

Jiriya said "why so protective? If she's not yours? I'll just take her sexiness of your hands." Sasuke said "um… I don't want her on my consciousns, or her blood in other words." Jiriya said "ok off the subject, while our little sexy friend is taking a nice relaxing bath. Ohhhhh I would do anything to see that sight." Sasuke said "you know she's only fifteen. And you're like sixty?" Jiriya said "oh that old? Um no I'm um twenty! Yeah… Yeah! I'm twenty!! I usually go after younger, kidding I won't bother her where she belongs to you then." Sasuke got frustrated and said "SHE DOESN'T BELONG TO ME!!!"

Sasuke asked "so about this dobe Naruto Uzimaki?" Jiriya said "oh him he's my apprentice! Um well he has a demon sealed up inside of him don't know much on that but anyways…… and a demon named Orochimmaru cursed his family long ago with this wind tunnel in his right hand , with it he can suck anything up into oblivion, he uses prayer beads to seal it while not in use, and if he doesn't find the demon that cursed him with it and destroy him, he'll be sucked up in his own tunnel, and if his jeans continues on by having a child the tunnel will be born into his son as well, and same future will happen to him if he don't set out the quest that was set for him at birth."

Sasuke said "oh ok more than I asked but it works. Wait where is that dobe?" Jiriya said "probably following in my foot steps." Sasuke jerked up and yelled "DOBE!!!! YOU BETTER NOT BE PEAKING ON SAKURA!!!!!" Sakura heard his loud voice then looked around the bath and saw a blonde spike standing up above the wall next to her; she grabbed a towel then grabbed a kunai from her bag then threw it at the blonde. Naruto said "it didn't look like the way it did Sakura-chan!! I was protecting you!! From demons!!! Yeah….! Yeah!!! That's it! Believe it!" Sakura said "um yeah sure I'll believe it when pigs fly!! Get out of here you pervert!!!"

Sasuke ran in soon followed with his hand over his eyes saying "sorry!! Sakura!!" Sakura threw a bench that was in there at both of them saying "YOU PERVERTS!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Then Jiriya and Kakashi came in saying "what's going on in here? Ooof!!" Sakura threw bunch of shrunken at them pinning them up against the wall behind them.

Sakura came out fully dressed with a black tight shirt with the Evanescence logo on it, and a pair of dark blue torn jeans. She looked at them with evil glares while they were still in the floor and pinned to the wall with swirls in their eyes. Sasuke said "Sakura I didn't mean to come in on you, I was after the dobe." Sakura looked back with an evil glare then it softens and said "its ok Sasuke-kun I had a towel on anyways you couldn't see anything, on Naruto's!! Case he saw everything! Sicko!!!!" with that she kicked Naruto.

Inner Sasuke "now I know not to make her mad, first she tells me to sit the first time I made her mad, second she throws a bench for just accidentally walking in on her! Kami! She's violent! And strong when she wants to be, very awkward."

Inner Sakura "pssh I'm going soft, Sasuke-kun deserved what he got but some part of me feels bad cause he wouldn't walk in on purpose, Kami! I just realized I've been adding the (Kun) suffix on his name I wonder if he notice?"

Sakura walked in the tea room and sat down Jiriya sat next to her and took her hand and said "do want any tea my little sexy love blossom?" Sakura twitched and said "not another pervert!!! Student like sensei!! What monks! Hey wait your like sixty? Eww leave me alone! And yes I would like some tea!!" Sasuke sat between them and gave Jiriya and look like touch her again you die. Jiriya soon backed off and ordered the servant to get some tea.

Sakura asked "so Naruto how old are you anyways?" Naruto said "oh um Fifteen believe it." Sakura said "and why are you a monk? You're too perverted to be one." Naruto said "well my wind tunnel needs to seal up with prayer beads so only way I can get them is well….. Become a monk, and I'm not only a monk I'm a ninja as well!! Believe it! I'll become the most powerful one in all villages and possibly become Hokage of one and I'll be respected!" Sakura said "wind tunnel? A monk that is a ninja I thought monks didn't believe in fighting?"

Jiriya said. "well we're not exactly the most spiritual monks around and most peaceful, we defend the ones that we love with all our strength, before I became a monk I was a full fledge ninja with my own squad with four including our sensei, in your guys village Kohona and your village Hokage Tusande-sama was one of my teammates the sexiest one in fact, but when she was genin and chunin she was the flattest chest creature I have ever seen." Kakashi spoke up from looking over his book "where I work for her now she has change a lot I mean a lot you catch my drift… so when are you planning on coming back my friend?" Jiriya said "well I was thinking on it a few months ago but I still have to train Naruto to control the demons chakra."

Naruto spoke up with his loud mouth "I'M STRONG ENOUGH! PERVI SAGE MONK! I CAN CONTROL THE CHAKRA I WANT TO GO AFTER THE DEMON THAT CURSED MY FAMILY WITH THIS WIND TUNNEL!!!"

Jiriya said "no Naruto you incompetent fool you only scratch the surface of the control you can't even summon a fully grown toad for kami's sake! It's just a measly tadpole!" Naruto said "nuh uh I worked on it last night I can summon a fully grown one now!! Believe it!!" Sasuke questioned "Toad?" JiriYa said "yeah it's my specialty in summoning toads to protect or fight my enemy's, Naruto is learning the hard way of summoning one." Sasuke replied "weird" Sakura whispered into Sasuke's ear "I agree both of them are very weird."

Kakashi said "ahem… Jiriya I can further Naruto's training if you like? Give you a break from his very stupid antics and let Sasuke knock him around the bushes a few times might knock some senses into him, and plus it would complete our squad." Jiriya said " you know as I came to thought, there's a rumor going around that the priestess Hitomi has been brought back to life," Kakashi said "don't get off the subject my friend will you let me train Naruto or not?" Jiriya said "why the hell not at least he'll be off my back!! So about the priestess is the rumor true?" Kakashi said "not exactly let's just say reincarnated put the words into fact."

Jiriya said "so is she still back at the village or what I want to see this beauty." Kakashi said "well she's right beside Sasuke, Sakura Haruno Priestess and trainee of becoming a ninja, and the reincarnation of Lady Hitomi Sakura." Jiriya got serious and said "so you're the one that let the jewel be shattered?" Sakura said "well um I was knocked out when it got shattered." Jiriya said "oh man I can't stay mad at a beauty like you!! Your curves are too hard to bear not to look at!!! Here I got something for you." Sakura took something from his hand she looked at it in shock. And said "a…a shard of the scared jewel." Sasuke grabbed it smirked and "so I'll still have a use for you after all Sakura." Sakura jerked it away from him and said "what do you mean by that!?" Sasuke said "you can keep the shards purified and where you're a priestess you should be able to since them from a distance." Sakura said "I'm not going to be used like that!!"

Kakashi said "Sasuke's got a point Sakura-chan we should be looking for the shards, before a demon uses them to further their power." Sasuke said "you're using me to kill demons and protect you, so common knowledge you would return a favor." Sakura said "I didn't ask you to protect me! Fine until we find all the shards I'll go home and you Sasuke-kun you can have the whole jewel!" Sasuke said "fine by me."

Naruto said "so who's my sensei now? I'm confused." Kakashi said "me" Naruto said "great!! Now I get to spend time with the beautiful sexy cherry blossom Sakura-chan." Sakura said "over my dead body! Your quite annoying Naruto! Leave me alone!" Sasuke said "I wouldn't be talking Sakura, your quite annoying yourself you two would be good for each other." Sakura said "SIT!! SASUKE GOOD BOY!!!" Sasuke mumbled while his mouth smothered by the floor boards "I should have kept my mouth shut than this humiliation." Sakura said "I think you should have too Sasuke-kun!"

Kakashi said "ok it's settled we leave in the morning, as Naruto to accompany us as a Teammate back to the village." Sakura said "great…..another male."

Later that night……….

Sasuke Sakura and Kakashi were sharing a room. Sasuke and Sakura wasn't asleep Sakura was sitting up looking out at the window. She said "so Sasuke-kun why did you come all this way to save me?" Sasuke smirked and said "I didn't want your death be on my conscious, and where you're my teammate I didn't want to be weighed down with your misconceptions."

Sakura said "ok whatever. So what's this wind tunnel that Naruto has? They didn't answer my question because they was in the stage of being perverted." Sasuke said "a demon Orochimmaru cursed his family with a tunnel that can suck up any thing in sight, and can you please go to sleep and stop annoying me." Sakura said in a childish voice "hn! I'm not sleepy! Fine I'll leave you alone but it don't mean I'll stop annoying you." Sasuke said "what do you mean by it doesn't mean you'll stop annoying me? If you're not talking to me that means your not annoying me." Sakura remained silent and sat on the window seal and started humming then singing with an evil grin like I'll show him annoying.

(Ooooh paper flowers)
(Ooooh paper flowers)
I linger in the doorway Of alarm clock screaming Monsters calling my name

Let me stay Where the wind will whisper to me Where the raindrops As they're falling Tell a story

In my field of paper flowers

And candy clouds of lullaby

I lie inside myself for hours

And watch my purple sky fly over me

Don't say I'm out of touch With this rampant chaos - your reality

I know well what lies beyond my sleeping refuge

The nightmare I built my own world to escape

In my field of paper flowers

And candy clouds of lullaby

I lie inside myself for hours

And watch my purple sky fly over me

Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming

Cannot cease for the fear of silent nights

Oh how I long for the deep sleep dreaming

The goddess of imaginary light

In my field of paper flowers

And candy clouds of lullaby

I lie inside myself for hours

And watch my purple sky fly over me

(Ooooh paper flowers)
(Ooooh paper flowers

Sasuke said "what the hell was that?" Sakura said "hn! I thought you weren't going to talk to me?! I'm annoying…" Sasuke said "I wasn't until you annoyed the shit out of me with that song! Paper flowers? What the hell does that mean?" Sakura said "now look who's annoying who! You Sasuke-kun you're annoying me! Um I'll tell you when I know."

Kakashi said while yawing "can you guys please shut up! Some people are trying to get some sleep! And Sakura-chan you sing good and nice song! Now go to sleep!" Sasuke said "I wouldn't be talking Kakashi you wasn't asleep either your were under your covers reading that perverted book of that monks!"

Kakashi said while turning over on his side "no I wasn't. Um Sakura-chan where I'm awake now can you sing another song for us? "Sasuke sighed and said. "Kami give me some earplugs please! This girl can't carry a tune!" Kakashi said "you know that's not true she sings just like Hitomi and as I recall you liked her singing."

Sasuke said "whatever she doesn't sound nothing like her." Kakashi said "anyways Sakura-chan can you sing another one, before I go back to sleep?" Sasuke mumbled "you we're never asleep in the first place." Sakura put a finger on her chin speechless at the antics of her sensei but then said "thanks sensei um what song hm I guess "Hello" its short and low singing ok!" She started humming getting the hang of the tune and started singing.

Playground school bell rings again,

rain clouds come to play again,

has no one told you she's not breathing?

Hello.

I am your mind, giving you someone to talk to.

Hello.
If I smile and don't believe,

soon I know I'll wake from this dream,

Don't try to fix me I'm not broken!

Hello…..

I am the lie, living for you so you can hide!

Don't cry.

Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping!

Hello….

I'm still here! All that's left of yesterday…...

Kakashi said "well that was nice well I'm going to bed." Sakura said "good night sensei. Well I think I'll turn in as well. What about you Sasuke-kun?" Sasuke said "I think I'm going to stay up a while longer." Sakura said "ok good night." with that she lay down and soon started snoring. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

Inner Sasuke said "great! I'm stuck again with snore! Hitomi was the same way! I Have to say she doesn't sing bad, no I won't allow myself to soften up!!! Never!! Think of what happened to my clan think what happened to you fifty years ago!" With that Sasuke slowly drifted off asleep.

Morning………

Goodbye pervi sage monk! Said a sniffling Naruto. Jiriya was jumping for joy but then stop and said holding back a laugh "goodbye my student Naruto I….I will miss you…..ah who am I kidding no I wont!!" Naruto dropped his jaw and flushed his face pale and said "ok then I won't miss you!" Jiriya said "FINE!" Naruto said "FINE!" they turned their backs to each other. Kakashi said "three….. Two….. one….." Jiriya and Naruto threw their arms in the air and said "WHO AM I KIDDING!!!" They embraced each other crying. Jiriya said "I'll miss you! You dumb ass!!" Naruto said "I'll miss you too! Toad Face!" They both said "GOODBYE!!" Naruto ran past they gang way ahead of them. They started walking until Kakashi said "I think they'll miss each other don't you?"

All the sudden they heard the toad sage monk screaming "WHOO HE'S GONE!! WHOO WHOO!!!! LADIES??!! I'M LIVING ALONE NOW I NEED SOMEONE TO KEEP ME COMPANY!!!!???" They looked back seeing Jiriya jumping kicking his heels running to the girls of the village. Sakura Sasuke and Kakashi sweat dropped and fell over anime style.


: Authors: oh those songs are by Evanesance if ya didn't know, first "Imaginary" second "Hello" well how did you like it? I wrote it in a rush I'm suppose to be grounded off the computer but you think I listen? lol you know I love you guys right? especially my viewers!!! Well g2g buhbyeyas luvyas muah!!

p.s spare me some ideas plz every little bit will help! Well luvyas muah! muah! Bye

Kagome