I know I know, fuck me right? Not literally, like but I am actually finished with exams. I just enrolled into an ALEVEL school so I can write write write!

This will be a little bit longer since you had to wait for my shitty ass uploads, no joking their the best stories like seriously. Fuck me, lets go.


What other information did you get?" Well, before the battle his minion was being focused on by Krios's anger as the previous battle which I slaughtered a lot of monsters was probably his small army." Ryan said earning a smirk from Ares as the god of war liked how he told his stories.

"Brave. I like that" seductively smiled the love goddess earning eye-rolls and ughs* from the other female olympians. "Really? With my guardian?" Artemis said considerably pissed at Aphrodite. "What?" Aphrodite shrugged. "Anyway, I would like to congratulate you on your recent victory no less with a titan. Good job in your position as most of your gender would probably just join the population of stags by now." Zeus chuckled earning a few grins and smiles from other males. "Dismissed." Zeus finished allowing the olympians to return to their duties or in this case to allow Artemis to walk over to Ryan and teleport him without his consent, again. "Could you sto- oof" Ryan hit the ground startling the other huntresses getting ready for a midnight dip. (ooooo) "Ah!" One huntress said jumping from the sudden noise. "Sorry girls, we just finished the meeting in olympus, so I had to bring him back." Artemis said looking at her hunters.(tempted to say "sorry grills" goddamnit.) "You have a bit of dirt in your hair, flame breath." Thalia jokingly said, "Yea yea" Ryan said rolling his eyes. "I am extremely hungry, holy cow." Ryan said earning giggles from the younger hunters. "Well, why don't you find some food?" Artemis said trying to annoy him as much as possible. "I will." Ryan said standing their thinking about his dinner. After literally 2 minutes of awkward silence, Artemis said, "Ryan, go find food for us, we are going to take a swim. If I catch you peeking I will personally torture you."Artemis said glaring at him. "Y-Yes madam." Ryan sweated quickly running off making the huntresses laugh.

"Do you think he's ok?" Artemis asked her lieutenant. "What do you mean?" Zoe was confused. "She means whether you are ok with him being here. Or around us. Right?" Thalia raised an eyebrow signaling a reassurance from Artemis. "Oh, well, I don't know... Well, yea I guess." Zoe said not wanting to embarrass herself. "Yea, I guess he's ok for a boy." Phoebe added which was followed by 'yeah's from the younger hunters.

Back in the forest...

Should I get rabbit? Or vension? Ryan was choosing carefully until he was interrupted by twigs being broken. "Huh?" Ryan quickly turned around to see two deer behind him staring at him oddly. Here's my chance! Ryan quickly grabbed his throwing knives and ended the lives of the two deer causing them to fall on top of each other allowing Ryan to skin them easily and take them to the hungry hunters.

"I hear him." Phoebe pointed out quietly before they all heard *shit*. (The word, not weird sounds) Ryan quickly ran into the misty area to say, "I am so sorry, I did not mean to say that bad word. DO NOT SAY THAT KIDS!." Ryan quickly said (Rap god rap god, ye yeye not funny). A roar of laughter came about, "Hahahah- You- hahaha- wow- hahahaha." Thalia was clutching her sides. "Wow... ok, I actually thought you would legit kill me there." Ryan said before going back and getting ready to cook the meat before, "Hey Ryan, could you heat the water for us?" Lily, a 10 year old asked. "Why sure thing." Ryan walked over to the pool area closing his eyes tightly. "Ryan?" Lily asked. "Yes lily?" Ryan replied, "You know we are wearing suits." Lily said. "What!? Who wears suits in a swimming pool?" Ryan said. "Bathing suits silly!." Lily and the others giggled. "Sometimes you really are a doofus." Thalia said teasing him. "Hey I am not." Ryan defending himself before heating up the three large water filled pools to satisfy the women's needs. (am i right?)

"Is this good?" Ryan said, earning fierce nods from the younglings. "Alright, awesome." Ryan said before walking back to his hulk of meat waiting to be heated. "Where are you going?" Artemis said. "So you like food raw?" Ryan said jokingly before warm water was splashed onto him. Laughter seared through the forest. "Hmph." Ryan frowned as he slump walked back to tend the meat.

Ryan was finished cooking the meat and the aroma of cooked vension went from a higher concentration to a lower concentration, joking forget I said that. the aroma of the meat snaked through the atmosphere and into the noses of the huntresses, "Holy crap that smells good." Thalia said instantly getting up from her sitting position in the pool and getting a towel to dry off. "Yea that does smell pretty good." Zoe said not knowing she was salivating a little bit. "Zoe, your drooling. " Artemis pointed out as she was red as a tomato making the goddess smile.

"This smells nice Rya-." Thalia was completely bewildered at how Ryan setup the place. In front of them there were tables parallel to each other but instead of grass under it was a nice rug made of ruby red silk. ( who makes a rug out of silk, fuck me right?) Candles were placed on the tables with plates that had meat layered with a sauce and some berries. Beverages were apple juice and ambrosia for the goddess herself. Nicely carved wooden chairs were placed to allow hunters to comfortably sit and eat at the same time. There was a big table in the middle with more beverages and meat to allow for second servings aswell. (Nice description or no?)

Ryan was not the only one their however, Ben and Jeff were there aswell. "Ryan? Care to explain?" Artemis asked. "Oh yea, they helped me carve chairs and make the sauce. This was done two or three days ago though. I wanted this to be a surprise. Hope you like it." Ryan said smiling and giving his brothers the signal to disappear into the darkness once again. "Ryan, this is - this is so- s nice." Zoe was stuttering at how such one male could do such a thing. "Oh yea, I swear my life on the river's styx that I did not poison the drinks, or the sauce or the meat or the ambrosia or the berries or the vegetables." Ryan sweared as he earned smiles from the older huntresses relieving them of their theories.

The young hunters were first to sit down as they started to dig into the juicy and tender meat. (Please do not read if you did not eat dinner yet. BECAUSE you will be hungry, and I just ate kfc so like i am totally fine yeaaaaaaaaaa, FUCK whale DINOSAUR!) The older hunters looked at their plates before sitting down and smiling at the sauce glistening off their plates which made them lick their lips with hunger. "Damn, this is some good sauce!" Thalia said holding up a fork off sauce covered vension. "Yea, made it with some berries to make it sweeter." Ryan added only making Thalia chomp down on the poor little piece of meat. "Ryan, you did a good job. By the way, the apple juice - ambrosia mix tastes wonderful." Artemis smiled as she sipped another of her drink. Ryan smiled at her complement and sighed at how he actually didn't have any food left for himself, so he walked down to the nearby river.

The hunters were too busy devouring any piece of meat on their plates, or chatting with one another. Ryan was by the riverside and attempted to make a fishing rod, well pole to be exact. "Damn stupid stick." Ryan said before he snapped his stick in half yet again, for the seventh time. "Arggh this is impossible." Ryan said only getting another stick nearby and trying again and again and again.


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