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Chapter 10: The Big Switch

- Sunday Night at Vegeta's House -

BOOM!

Rain was pouring heavily down while lighting continuously flashed in the sky. Vegeta was getting ready for school tomorrow, and just had gotten out of the shower He began his nightly routine of 1000 push ups, sit ups, and other cardio workouts.

Vegeta started out with push ups and began,"ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE-"

"SHUT UP!" a shrill voice screamed.

Not too long after, Celeria busted in Vegeta's room with her nightgown and cap, seething, "You yell louder than mom and dad when they think we're asleep! So just shut up and go to bed already!"

"Never! It's only 9:00! I you have plenty of time to sleep!" Vegeta growled, pausing in his exercises.

"You get up at 4 am, waking everyone else up with your screaming! So shut up, or I'm gonna sleep at Turles' house!" Celeria threatened.

"Arggh...FINE! But don't you dare go over that pervert's house!" Vegeta yelled as he closed the door. He grumbled angrily and sat on his bed, turning his ceiling fan light off. He started to doze off...

Suddenly, Vegeta heard a tap on his window, and groaned as he got up from his bed. He walked to his window, and opened it to see Bulma, who was soaking wet.

"What the f*ck?! You could've just walked through the front door! Or called me! Nobody cares!" Vegeta yelled, grabbing Bulma's waist and bringing her inside his bedroom.

"My phone's dead, my power went off, I already knocked on the door, and my parents are on a business trip," Bulma glared at Vegeta. She was wearing her mitch-match pajamas pants and shirt.

Vegeta walked to his closet and tossed a towel at her. After drying herself off, she gave the towel back to Vegeta, who threw it in his basket. He then narrowed his eyes at her, "There's another reason why you're here, is there?"

"No reason!" Bulma quickly glanced away, before another boom of thunder and a flash of lightning appeared in the sky.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed while jumping into Vegeta's arms, burying her face in the crook of his neck.

Vegeta felt a sense of déjà vu as he placed Bulma down on his bed and went to turn the TV on. He grabbed the remote, threw it towards Bulma's direction, and flopped back down on the bed beside her.

"Can't believe you're still afraid of thunder," Vegeta snorted, grabbing a soda from his mini fridge and handing it to her.

"No, I'm not you jerk! I- AAAAAAHHHHH!" As another round of thunder boomed, Bulma jumped on Vegeta's torso and cuddled him tightly.

'I hate cuddling...' Vegeta mentally sighed, but tiredly placed his cover partially over the both of them. Not too long after, Vegeta could hear Bulma lightly snoozing. Vegeta's tail was wrapped around her waist, so he slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep

- Monday at School: Biology -

It was Homecoming Week, and today was Pajama Day (Which was made up by the Student Council).

While Bardock was shuffling through graded papers, his mouth gaped open as he saw Goku walk in the classroom, completely naked.

"Son...WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU NAKED?!" Bardock screamed. Bardock was wearing his green and black striped pajamas and black slippers.

"B-But Dad...it's Pajama Day...these are my pajamas..." Goku whimpered.

"YOUR BALLS ISN'T YOUR PAJAMAS! NOW GO HOME AND CHANGE THIS INSTANT!" Bardock yelled.

"Aww man!" Goku put his fingers onto his forehead, and concentrated very deeply before disappearing into thin air. Unfortunately, Piccolo saw him right before he left, making him wide eyed.

"...I can't unsee what I have saw..." Piccolo muttered before walking to his seat. He was wearing his Aquafina pajama shirt along with his Aquafina pajama pants.

Each desk had a cup with a colored liquid into it. Bardock explained to the students that were coming in, "Each cup is with a special liquid that will have a strange reaction to water, we will start working on it when everyone comes in,"

Zarbon smiled to himself as he added a secret ingredient to the cup. He asked Dr. Briefs to make a special ingredient that'll definitely be the most romantic proposal ever, even better than Tarble's!

"This is gonna be so great! Tights will love me forever!" Zarbon whispered to himself excitedly. He then bent down to grab his binder to check the contents.

Behind him, Frieza chuckled evilly as he grabbed Zarbon's cup, and switched it with Krillin's, "Ha! Zarbon's gonna be so mad and 18's gonna be humiliated! This is the best double prank ever!"

Frieza glanced beside his desk to see Dodoria looking at him with a gaped open mouth. Frieza hissed with hostility, "...Tell anyone, and I'll kill you the most painful way..."

Dodoria nodded vigorously while covering his mouth with his hands.

Goku came back with his regular gi on, and went to his desk to sit down. He looked around and saw everyone but Vegeta, Bulma, and his best friend, Cacao, "Hey...where's Vegeta, Bulma, and Cacao?"

Everyone stopped in their conversations to turn and stare at Goku. Krillin rose an eyebrow at Goku, "...Who's Cacao?"

"You know Cacao, our best friend!" Goku emphasized.

"...If you're talking about my subordinate, he's suspended," Turles slowly explained.

"Aww man, I wanted to have lunch with him..." Goku whined.

"...He doesn't even know you- Why am I continuing this?! Hey, anyone know where Vegeta is?" Turles asked.

"He and Bulma overslept, so we just ditched them," Celeria said.

Turles' eyes widened, "Wait- no one's at home but the two of them! You don't think-"

"It's physically impossible for them to do anything, they're not even fully mated," Tarble whispered to Turles, not wanting Celeria to hear.

"Oh..." Turles nodded in understanding.

Just then the real bell rang, making Bardock begin his lesson, "Okay everyone, we're gonna start our experiments. To begin, add a teaspoon of salt into your cup,"

Before Krillin placed his salt into the cup, he glanced towards 18, "Hey 18, can I ask you something?"

18 placed her salt into the cup and responded, "Go ahead,"

"Well, you wanna go to Homecoming with me?" Krillin asked, pouring his water into the beaker.

Before 18 could respond, the room started to slightly shake.

"...W-What's going on?!" Hercule grabbed onto Buu for protection.

"I don't know...it's coming from Baldy!" 17 grasped his desk to regain balance.

Suddenly the beaker started to give off colored sparks, similar to that of a firework. Flames started to shoot off in colors of red, orange, yellow, and gold, and it went off up to 3 feet into the air, and it finally ended with a bunch of popping noises.

After the show, everyone was dead silent. Smoke started to emit from the cup, and it smelled like fireworks.

Krillin stared wide eyed at his experiment then turned towards Bardock, "Was it supposed to do that?"

"..." Bardock shrugged.

One by one, people started to clap and cheer for Krillin.

"Go Krillin!"

"That was awesome!"

"Do it again!'

Krillin turned towards 18 and sheepishly chuckled, "So...what do you say?"

18 placed a hand on his bald head and stared into his eyes, "Krillin, (for once) you're so cool..."

Krillin smiled wide in victory and fist pumped, "Yes! Hey Goku! She said yes!"

"Good job Krillin!" Goku slapped Krillin's back.

"Hmph...he's acting like as asked her to marry him..." Cell scoffed.

"I know right! This sucked...At least we still got Zarbon's reaction," Frieza smiled evilly as he turned towards Zarbon.

Zarbon was dead silent out of shock, "..."

Tights whispered to Zarbon, "Jeez...and I thought you would be doing something like this..."

"...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon screamed in agony.

"..." Everyone turned and started at Zarbon like he was a maniac.

Piccolo: It's now time for Reviews with DragonBall787, Vegeta, Goku, and I!

Guest chapter 8

Hi

Me: Hi!

Vegeta: Bye!

Mr. Guest chapter 9

the good work!

Me: Um...thanks?

Vegeta: *snicker*

Thomas the Tank chapter 9

Good chapter!

Me: Thanks!

Vegeta: No it wasn't!

Nastasia the fandom fiend chapter 9

Bulmas husband/mate?! XD

I loved this chapter :)

But... Vegeta, waffles are much better than pancakes

Me: Lol...Vegeta hates being called boy-friend.

Vegeta: WAFFLES ARE THE DEVIL'S FOOD!

Please put in st chapter 6

can you have a chapter called beerus and wisp find the legend pudding about... you know

Me: Umm...maybe in 4th Grade or something. That sounds like a chapter for the elementary series.

Vegeta: Elementary series is the best!

agatstone chapter 9

That was a great chapter. It really serves Master Roshi and Oolong right. And the police was finally useful! I also like Tarble asking Gure out and the V/B moments. Can't wait for the next chapter and the big switcheroo. Those type of stories are always fun. Anyway since I often give Vegeta pancakes, I wanted to give Piccolo and Goku some love. For Piccolo 100 bottles of Summit Creek mineral water with recomendations from Adrian Monk as the best and cleanest water out there. And for Goku, since he's a god now, a big package of Ambrosia (in the form of little cubes) and a big canteen of Nectar, food of the Greek Gods. It can heal

wounds, like Sensu, but it tastes like your favorite food and drink ever, no matter if the food and drink was warm or not. If it was, he will taste the warmth, even thought the nectar is cooled. But eat and drink it only in Super Sayan god form, since mortals who try it will be incinerated.

Well see you next chapter and good luck with school and everything.

Me: Thanks! And yeah...the police DID do something useful XD

Vegeta: You traitor! You're only supposed to give ME stuff!

Goku: Jee...thanks...-puts in mouth-

Piccolo: Haha Vegeta didn't get anything! Wait- I'm the narrator! I gotta go!

The Vampire Queen Lori chapter 9

This is so funny! SO unlike regular highschool

Me: XD Thats what makes it funny.

Vegeta: True..

flan5388 chapter 9

hey have you guys seen the new dbz movie

Me: Yup

Vegeta: Yup

TheHeroOfDark71F chapter 9

Look at me, I am goku! And i have Buu as my student!

- Future Me, Age 786.

Me: O_O

Vegeta:...You're not Kakarot!

queenvicky99 chapter 9

Lol , Bulma and Vegeta fighting is always chapter was really needed !I was having a somewhat good/bad day . But now I'm super happy , fisrt an update of this story and the fact I'm going on a club retreat. ! This week was fun X3 . Trable and Gure are adorable by the way ! HAHAHAH AND OOLONG GOT ARRESTED HAHAHAHAH! Anywho , I think that I wanna say .So until next update then !Chow!

Me: Lol Master Roshi deserves it

Vegeta: YEAH!

Piccolo: And that was Reviews with DragonBall787 and Vegeta!

- Hallway, before Lunch -

Goku and Chi-Chi was walking towards lunch in a comfortable silence.

"Man, I'm hungry!" Goku rubbed his growling stomach and smiled, "What are you getting for lunch, Chi-Chi?"

Chi-Chi finally couldn't take it anymore and snapped at Goku, "JUST DO IT ALREADY!"

"...Do what?" Goku asked, flinching at her furious face.

"Arrgh! Do what everyone else has been doing for the past two weeks!" Chi-Chi hinted even further, making Goku the more confused.

"...Chi-Chi...are you okay?" Goku asked.

"You know what?! I'll see you later!" Chi-Chi stomped away from Goku, catching up to Launch, who was just passing by.

"...Aw man...what did I do now?" Goku muttered to himself.

"Trouble with your girl, eh?" a voice chuckled.

Goku turned to see Turles emerge from the shadows with an evil smile on his face.

"Yeah...Wait, what do you want?" Goku asked.

"Well, if people say that I'm a pervert...and people say that you're completely innocent...but we look alike...we could totally switch outfits and ask each other's girlfriends to Homecoming!" Turles' eyes lit up at the idea.

"Good idea! Then I won't have to worry about asking Chi-Chi!" Goku sighed with relief, and scratched his head in confusion, "So how do we do this?"

"We change clothes in the next door stalls, then give each other our clothes via under the stalls, then pose as each other!" Turles said.

"Let's do it now!" Goku smiled.

The boys hurried up and went into the boys' bathroom, and chose two stalls right next to each other. Goku was the first to hand over his clothes to Turles under the stall.

"Hey! You don't need to take your underwear off!" Turles yelled, tossing Goku's underwear over the stall.

"Sorry..." Goku sheepishly chuckled and took Turles' armor from under the stall, "So how am I gonna grow a tail, and how are you gonna lose yours?"

"D*mn!" Turles cursed, then quickly thought up of an idea. "Here, I have a brown belt in my book bag, just put this over your armor,"

Goku placed the top piece of Turles' armor over his head and pulled up his spandex, "Why do you wear spandex booty shorts?"

"Why do you wear hot baggy clothes in the summer?" Turles retorted.

After fully changing, Goku and Turles walked out of their stalls, checking each other out.

"You look just like me!" They both said simultaneously.

"Perfect! No one can tell who's who now!" Turles cackled, "And remember, at the end of the day when we ask our girlfriends, we're changing back!"

"Got it!" Goku pulled a thumbs up.

Just then, the lunch bell rung, meaning that it was time for their free period.

Turles tucked his tail in Goku's gi and said, "Remember, act just like me!"

"Okay!" Goku nodded, and the exited the bathroom, separating both ways to find each other's girlfriends.

- At Vegeta's House -

Vegeta groggily got up, and immediately grabbed his spandex and armor from his closet. After putting on his uniform, he went into his mini fridge and grabbed a Red Bull.

After he drunk a can, his eyes immediately dilated with energy. He looked at his clock, and noticed the time: 1:05 pm.

"F*ck! I overslept!" Vegeta growled to himself while smacking his forehead. He looked at his bed and noticed Bulma was still asleep. He stomped towards the bed, and started shaking her, "Woman! You made me oversleep!"

" ...Zzzz..." Bulma didn't move an inch from her spot on the bed.

"Arrgh! And today was Pajama Day!" Vegeta cursed to himself. He grabbed the nearby remote and turned to TV on to SpongeBob.

He then felt his stomach grumble very loudly, "Now I gotta cook my own breakfast!"

- At School -

Goku nervously approached Celeria, feeling very uncomfortable in the armor. She was talking to Princess Snake by her locker, and both glanced at Goku, before Princess Snake took her leave.

"What's up, Turles?" Celeria asked, clasping his hands.

Goku felt a slight feeling of disgust, holding hands with his best friend's sister. He slowly unclasped her hands and spoke, "Umm...nothing...babe...just...umm...thinking dirty stuff?"

"Perv!" Celeria bonked Goku's head with her fist, "Karma's gonna get you back y'know!"

"I'm sorry!" Goku sniffed, rubbing his head.

Surprisingly, to Celeria, Turles made the cutest expression she ever seen. She smiled and patted Goku's head, "Here, how about we go to the field house?"

"And do what?" Goku asked innocently.

"Turles, you're innocent act won't fool me!" Celeria shook her head and started to drag Goku down the hall.

"Wait- I have a question..." Goku stopped Celeria in her tracks.

"Hm?" Celeria turned and faced Goku.

"Well, could you-" Goku paused in his words as he saw from across the left hall, was Chi-Chi and Turles laughing together. He also saw Turles eat the cookie that Chi-Chi promised to bring to him today.

Goku then noticed that Turles sensed him, and now Turles was staring enviously towards his direction.

The two ended up staring each other down while walking towards each other. Their power levels slowly started the spike, and the atmosphere was getting real thick.

As they met eye to eye, Turles was the first one to speak, "What do you think you're doing, holding my girlfriend's hand?!"

"...Goku?" Chi-Chi asked Turles, clearly confused about the whole ordeal.

"Well, what are you doing, eating my snacks?!" Goku growled, his stomach grumbling.

"Umm...Turles, let's go," Celeria tugged Turles' armor, but Goku didn't move an inch. After under a minute of silence, both boys pounced on each other, knocking them into the ground.

"Guys! Stop fighting!" Chi-Chi started to pull Turles away from Goku, while Celeria separated Goku away.

"Goku, what's gotten into you?!" Chi-Chi demanded as she slapped the back of Turles' head.

"I'm not Kakarot!" Turles screamed as he yanked his tail out of Goku's gi, revealing his true identity.

"TURLES?!" Both girls screamed in horror.

Celeria turned to Goku and trembled, "...So, you must be-"

Goku unbuckled the brown belt, revealing that he had no tail whatsoever, "Yeah, it's me..."

The next thing the two knew, they were being hit by frying pans along with the two girls screaming, "WHAT THE HELL?!"

"Um...we can explain..." Both sighed, mentally exhausted.

- Vegeta's House -

Bulma groggily woke up and looked around her surroundings to see Vegeta on top of her, staring into her soul.

Vegeta smirked, "Finally awake, huh? Was I that good last night?"

"WHAT?!" Bulma screamed as she sat straight up to see Vegeta laughing at her.

"Ha! You should've seen the look on your face!" Vegeta snickered.

"That's not funny!" Bulma hissed, then looked at the time, "Hey...we missed school!"

"Well, it's all your fault! You made me oversleep with your presence! You're lucky I made breakfast for you!" Vegeta handed Bulma a plate of pancakes.

"Thanks, Veggie!" Bulma laughed at the look of horror on Vegeta's face and started eating.

Vegeta shook his head, deciding not to do anything, and turned the TV channel from SpongeBob to the news.

- News Station -

A newsman began his story, "Hello, people of West City! We are on a manhunt for two old men who recently broke out of jail! If you see these two people, call the police immediately!"

Immediately, Master Roshi and Oolong's face was shown.

"Wait! We got information on them! They appear to be on a helicopter!" The newsman switched the screen to the live video footage.

Master Roshi and Oolong was shown in a helicopter, with Old Kai driving it.

"HA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, SUCKERS!" Oolong screamed as the helicopter flew even higher.

"TRY BETTER NEXT TIME, BOYS!" Master Roshi threw multiple pairs of used panties in the air.

"Wait...how do I drive this again?" Old Kai muttered as he turned the engine off.

The helicopter immediately started falling towards a huge mountain, at a high speed.

"Oh no! The helicopter went down!" The news anchor gasped.

All the old men screamed as they fell towards their doom, "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-"

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Next Time: The Homecoming Dance

Happy Friday everyone! This week someone pulled the fire alarm...AGAIN...But anyway, next chapter is kinda conflicting for me, so imma need yo help! Choose any couple in the series EXCEPT Bulma and Vegeta and the couple with the most votes gets to be Homecoming Queen/King. Sorry, if you wanted Bulma and Vegeta to be in it, but I need to balance things out a bit. Maybe they'll be Prom King/Queen or something. But next chapter isn't gonna be really romantic anyway. But I have BIG news! I'm putting out an additional chapter of Dbz in Kindergarten. WAIT- before you freak out, it is non cannon to the series. It will come out on chapter 5 of Anime in Kindergarten, made by Shredded Cheeze. So, if you wanna see the additional chapter, go and favorite/follow Shredded Cheeze, so you'll know when it comes out. Why on his story you ask? Well, I don't wanna put in a non cannon chapter in Kindergarten. So just looking him up on the Search bar, and you'll see the story in his profile. Anyway, thanks for reading this chapter and make sure you favorite, follow, and review!