East Tribe
The remaining eight members of the East Tribe slowly walked to camp. Although many were in high spirits because of the previous Tribal Council, some were apathetic and one player in particular was completely shocked.
"Unbelievable," Ganondorf muttered, glancing at Mewtwo. "First King Dedede, now you and ROB. What did we do wrong? We had a great alliance going. We could have made it to the end."
"No, Ganondorf," replied Mewtwo. "You two were mistreating ROB from the beginning. It was only a matter of time before he betrayed you. He voted for Wolf because Wolf insulted him whenever possible. King Dedede and I decided long ago that being in an alliance with you two would not get us far in the game."
"Even if we lost ROB," continued Ganondorf. "It would have been five to four or five to three once Ike was eliminated. Even with the Tribal Switch in a week, we would still have the numbers."
"Mario's friends outnumber yours," said Mewtwo. "There would only be a slim chance of him not recruiting many of his friends and eventually overpowering you."
"Mewtwo and Ganondorf," called Diddy Kong. "Quit chatting back there! It's annoying!" Jigglypuff and Pichu chuckled.
"Diddy Kong," growled Ganondorf. "You are lucky that I can't harm you and I want the money."
"You're in trouble then," replied Diddy Kong. "In case you haven't noticed, it's seven against one. Next time we lose, you're history."
"Leave him alone," said Mario. "Sorry Ganondorf, but you chose your side."
"I chose a traitorous side," replied Ganondorf. "The only non-traitor, and even then he has the personality, was Wolf and he's gone!"
"I guess you've learned a lesson," said Ike. "Don't trust anyone."
"That's a harsh lesson," said Mario. "More like don't insult your alliance."
"Better," agreed Ike. "Shame Wolf didn't hear it until it was too late."
Mario and Ike walked away, leaving Ganondorf staring at them, annoyed.
"Those idiots," he muttered. "I can insult whoever I want. No, no, Ganondorf." He began arguing with himself. "They're somewhat right. Wolf insulted ROB and he betrayed us. I shouldn't make that mistake. But I can't go back on what I've done now. I'll be eliminated next time we lose; that much is certain. So, in order to win we have to work together. As much as I hate it, it's my only option."
He looked around and noticed ROB staring at him strangely. "Go away, traitor," Ganondorf growled. ROB shook his head and rolled away.
Day 14
West Tribe
Snake had finished his exercises at dawn, accompanied by Captain Falcon. Kirby and Bowser were, predictably, the first two awake once Snake had begun cooking.
"What's on the menu today, Snake?" Kirby asked as he jumped onto one of the makeshift seats.
"Fish and fruit," replied Snake.
"Excellent," said Kirby, licking his lips. "I'll never get tired of those two Fs."
"I might, after having nothing else for the past two weeks," grumbled Bowser.
"Oh yeah," exclaimed Kirby. "We've made it two weeks on the island!"
"Pretty exciting," agreed Captain Falcon. "Seven people gone, as of last night. Who do you suppose it was?"
"I'd leave the guessing to Ness," said Snake.
"I agree with Snake," said Kirby. "The East Tribe's situation is far too confusing. At first I thought it was typical good versus evil, but ROB seems to be with the evil side and the Pokemon are all working together as well."
"Fairly accurate, Kirby," commented Ness, who had woken up a few minutes ago. "I hadn't realized you noticed their situation as well." He turned to Captain Falcon. "I'm assuming it's still good versus evil, with the Pokemon being the deciding factor. However, because Mewtwo is one of the Pokemon, the person eliminated is probably Mario, Ike or Diddy Kong."
"I don't know about you guys," chuckled Pokemon Trainer nervously, joining the group at the table. "But I really hope Wolf was voted out."
"I'm sure he won't kill you that painfully," joked Captain Falcon. Pokemon Trainer frowned.
An hour later, the tribe had gathered around the table to eat their meal. However, while they were eating, they were visited by Master Hand.
"Hello West Tribe," Master Hand said. "We are going to be playing a game. For your Reward Challenge, because of the injuries you sustained yesterday, you will not have to leave camp. Instead of competing against the other tribes, you'll be competing against each other. The only factor in this challenge is luck." He produced a deck of cards. "I will line the cards up in four rows of thirteen. Each of you will pick one card from each of the rows. When you have all gotten your cards, you will reveal them. The two players with the highest total amount will follow me to the other tribes. When all four tribes have played, your prize will be revealed."
"Mewtwo's going to win," said Luigi. "He'll cheat."
"We'll prevent that," said Master Hand. "Now, Snake, you are first."
Snake nodded and randomly grabbed a card from each row. After him, Ness grabbed his cards and everyone after him got theirs anticlimactically. When Pokemon Trainer had his turn, he sprinkled his hands above the cards, closed his eyes, breathed deeply, and grabbed his cards.
When he saw his tribe members' questioning looks, he explained, "My way of picking cards. Sprinkle magic on them and they'll guide your way."
"That's really strange, dude," commented Captain Falcon.
"Well I don't think so," Kirby exclaimed and mirrored Pokemon Trainer while getting his cards.
Once Bowser had his cards, Master Hand commanded them to reveal what they had drawn. Only two Kings had been drawn by Pokemon Trainer and Kirby, and although Snake had an impressive score of 35, it was Pokemon Trainer and Kirby who had the highest scores.
"Who's strange now?" Pokemon Trainer cheered as he and Kirby high-fived.
"Alright," admitted Captain Falcon. "Your strategy worked. Just don't expect all of us to do it next time."
"Where are we going next?" Kirby asked.
"North Tribe," answered Master Hand.
North Tribe
Yoshi and Donkey Kong were the first two to awaken. As the Tribe Rules stated, they were forced to cook the meal. This turned out to be awkward due to the accusations of yesterday, so they cooked in silence. After the tribe had woken up, they sat around their table to eat.
"That Tribe Rules thing we made yesterday," said King Dedede. "I love it!"
"It gives me an excuse to sleep in," agreed Falco. "Although it isn't really Tribe 'Rules' if that's the only rule."
"Well before we could make more, we had to go to the Immunity Challenge," said Samus defensively. "What other rules are there?"
"Cooking lunch and dinner," answered Yoshi. "Getting food and water, ensuring the fire continues burning; making sure the flint isn't lost."
"That last one is easy," said Samus. "Falco has pockets so he keeps the flint."
"Until I jump into the water and the flint is lost forever," retorted Falco. "And don't you dare consider me sitting out in swimming challenges; I can swim far better than many of you."
"Maybe we could make a small pouch and hang it on a tree," suggested Zelda.
"Sounds reasonable," agreed Olimar. "Although if there are any animals on the island, they could steal the flint."
While they were pondering this, Master Hand, Kirby and Pokemon Trainer walked into camp.
"Hey North Tribe!" Pokemon Trainer and Kirby yelled simultaneously.
"What're you two doing here?" Yoshi asked. "Did you get in trouble?"
"Master Hand will tell you," replied Kirby. "You'll love it!"
Master Hand repeated the rules he explained to the West Tribe.
"Sounds interesting," said Sonic, grinning and rubbing his hands together. "I'll win it for sure!"
"Make sure you sprinkle your hands over the cards before you call them," said Pokemon Trainer as he imitated the motion.
"Are you serious or joking?" Falco asked. "Because that looks stupid."
Pokemon Trainer frowned. "It worked for us," said Kirby.
The members of the North Tribe took turns picking their cards. Nobody followed Pokemon Trainer's advice, although Yoshi considered it when it was his turn. Once everyone had picked, they revealed their cards. All four kings had been chosen by Sonic, King Dedede and Yoshi, who got two. Yoshi and Sonic had the two highest score, as King Dedede also got an ace.
"I told you!" Sonic gloated. "This'll be sweet!"
"Sorry guys," Yoshi apologized.
"No need," said Donkey Kong. "You guys won. You all have fun."
"We're going to the East Tribe?" Pokemon Trainer asked. When Master Hand nodded, he gulped. "Great."
East Tribe
The East Tribe usually ate their meals much later than the other tribes, because they knew Mewtwo would prepare them within a minute. So, when Master Hand and his followers walked into camp, everyone was asleep.
"I don't see Wolf," Pokemon Trainer said after nervously searching the tribe.
"I guess he was eliminated," said Yoshi. "Ready?"
"One, two, three," muttered Kirby.
"Hey East Tribe!" shouted the four winners. "Wake up!"
The lighter sleepers woke up at the loud noise, many jumping to their feet and yelling in surprise. Ganondorf was the only one who didn't move and he had to be kicked awake by Mewtwo. Master Hand explained the rules while Pokemon Trainer and Kirby gave the advice they gave the North Tribe.
"And Mewtwo, I'm afraid you cannot play," said Master Hand.
"I don't need the luxury anyway," Mewtwo said indifferently.
The slightly groggy players grabbed their cards. Diddy Kong was intrigued by Pokemon Trainer's advice and sprinkled his hands over the cards, causing a few players to giggle. When everyone had chosen their cards, they revealed them. Two kings had been chosen, both by Diddy Kong. He and Ike had the highest totals out of the tribe, the former having the highest score total.
"Told you!" Pokemon Trainer gloated when Diddy Kong joined them.
"Either your strategy actually works or it's an incredible coincidence," said Ike.
"It works," said Kirby. "Three out of three people won."
"Guys, well done for eliminating Wolf," Pokemon Trainer said to the others.
"We may have saved your life," replied Mario.
South Tribe
As usual, throughout breakfast Popo and Toon Link's constant glaring made the meal incredibly awkward.
"You know," said Popo loudly to Metaknight, who unfortunately was sitting next to him. "It amazes me how some people manage to stay in this game."
"How so," Metaknight asked, immediately wishing he hadn't.
"Well, we have one loser in this tribe who can't take a hint and quit," replied Popo. "He obviously won't win, so why should he try?"
"I completely agree," agreed Toon Link. "After all, I'm sitting right across from him."
Popo got to his feet threateningly. "I was talking about you."
"But you love talking about yourself so much," said Toon Link. "I, of course, assumed you still were."
"Toon Link," said Link sternly. "Enough. You won't solve anything.
"Yes, listen to your partner," said Popo. "Just like the dog you are."
Toon Link grinned. "At least my partner is still here."
Popo blinked, soaked in this attack, nodded calmly, and prepared to leap across the table. Before he could do so, he was pulled back by Lucario and Metaknight and forced to sit down.
"I'll kill that son of a bitch!" Popo growled.
"You did set yourself up for that one," admitted Metaknight and jumped backwards as Popo tried slapping him.
"How long until the next Tribal Switch?" Marth muttered aloud.
Master Hand and the winners then walked into camp.
"Hey South Tribe!" yelled the six winners.
"What're you doing here?" Pit asked. "Is it part of the Reward Challenge?"
"You are correct, Pit-" Master Hand began, but saw the struggling Popo. "Why are you holding him down?"
"Just trying to prevent a murder," muttered Lucario. "Sorry for him. Please continue."
As Master Hand explained the rules to the South Tribe, Popo eventually calmed down and Lucario released him. After Master Hand had finished, Pokemon Trainer gave his advice and was met with disapproval.
"It worked for me and it worked for Diddy Kong," said Kirby defensively. "Why wouldn't it work now?"
"I'll do it," said Marth.
"I knew you would, Marth," said Kirby, grinning. "Metaknight, you too?" Metaknight shrugged in response.
Master Hand spread the cards out and the tribe took turns picking. Marth imitated Pokemon Trainer while picking his cards and Metaknight only did it half-heartedly. Everyone else picked normally. After everyone had picked, they revealed their cards. One king had been chosen by Marth. Three aces were chosen by Popo. All others had average scores and the two highest were, of course, Marth and Metaknight.
"Did I not tell you?" Pokemon Trainer asked nobody. "Five for five!"
"Calm down, Pokemon Trainer," said Marth after patting Ike on the back.
"Sorry," muttered Pokemon Trainer.
"What's our prize?" Sonic asked.
"Follow me to the dock. There, I will explain."
"We have a dock, now?" Diddy Kong asked.
Docks
As the eight players reached the docks, they noticed the medium-sized boat and looked unimpressed.
"That's our prize?" Sonic asked. "It barely looks like it can fit us."
"You kidding?" Diddy Kong asked. "It could fit all thirty-three of us! Do we get to keep it or is our prize on it?"
"Your prize is on the boat," answered Master Hand. "You eight shall ride on the boat for the remainder of today and majority of tomorrow. You eight will also get an advantage in the Immunity Challenge that I will explain later."
"We spend two days on the boat doing what?" Kirby asked.
"Eating, relaxing, and chatting," answered Master Hand. "You have been eating the same food for two weeks, so we've decided to give a few of you a reward. There isn't a lot of variety in the food, because a greater prize will come later, but it's suitable. It will be much better than the food you've eaten so far."
"I dunno," said Kirby, chuckling. "Snake is a great cook."
"When you all are on the boat, it will travel around the island for the rest of your trip. You may step on when ready."
"Around the island," Ike repeated as he walked across the dock. "So the other players will see the boat?"
"I'll let you choose what to do when it comes to that," replied Master Hand. "Have fun, Survivors. You have earned it."
Boat
The eight players stood at the edge of the boat, watching the docks and Master Hand grow smaller as the boat began its route around the island. After watching the island for a few minutes, they decided to head below to see what they would be eating. They climbed down the stairs and walked carefully down the slippery hallway. There was a Hammer Bro waiting for them who pointed them in the direction of the dining room. When they reached the dining room, they saw a table set for eight with several varieties of food.
"Nothing fancy," commented Ike. "But there's more variety here than at our camps."
"There's only so many ways you can cook fish and fruit," said Sonic.
"Well I can't wait to eat," said Kirby, eagerly sitting down in a seat. "Let's dig in!"
"We're going to be here for two days," said Marth, the only one standing at the door. "We don't need to rush."
"I'm sure they'll resupply the food," assured Kirby. "It's just sitting here, anyway." When Marth merely sighed, Kirby continued, "I'm starving! We barely got to finish breakfast! Aren't you?"
"Marth is a noble prince," announced Sonic. "He will not partake in eating with us commoners."
"I am no tyrant," Marth retorted.
"That was mean," said Yoshi. "That really was a harsh insult, Sonic. Look, everyone, Marth is right: we're here for two days. Let's get along or at least pretend to."
"Sorry," said Sonic. "I was only joking; I didn't mean to offend you."
"It is fine," said Marth, sitting at the table. "Yoshi's right. Sorry for snapping."
"It's fine," replied Sonic. "Joke was uncalled for."
The room fell into an awkward silence as the members took various foods from the table.
"Pass the butter," mumbled Kirby. The others looked around the table in confusion. "No butter?" Kirby gasped, looking at his butter less bread as if it had exploded.
"I'm sure you'll live," Metaknight mumbled.
"Metaknight!" Kirby shouted, forgetting his bread dilemma and stuffing it into his mouth. "Forgot you were here you ol' cape of quiet! Speak up!"
"I'd rather not."
"What if I told you I love you?"
Silence.
"Still nothing?" Kirby frowned.
"I like Kirby," Yoshi announced, stifling laughter. "He's funny."
"Some people overdo their comedy and get annoying," Ike warned. "But yes, Kirby's funny."
"And that's why Metaknight loves him," Pokemon Trainer said, staring at Metaknight and grinning. Metaknight ignored him although the others chuckled.
"Let's get a conversation going," Diddy Kong offered. "How're things going in your tribe, Kirby?"
"Not too bad," answered Kirby. "We're getting along fairly well. Even though we've apparently split into two alliances, there are no arguments or fighting."
"Who is in your alliances?" Metaknight asked.
Kirby looked nervously at Pokemon Trainer, who shook his head. "Sorry, Metaknight," he answered in a faux professional voice. "I cannot answer your question at this time. What about you, Diddy Kong? I saw you got rid of Wolf today."
"Thank you, by the way," Pokemon Trainer said. "I feared he'd murder me if I got close."
"You're welcome," Diddy Kong replied, chuckling. "Ike, Mario, and I had planned to vote Wolf out, but we'd still be short six votes. Turns out, the Pokemon voted with us and ROB, who we thought was in his alliance, did as well. It was seven-two; a landslide."
"Diddy Kong," Ike muttered. "Watch what you say." He glanced at Metaknight, who had pretended not to hear.
"I see no shame in it as long as everyone reveals info," said Diddy Kong defensively. "Metaknight and Marth, your tribe?"
"It's a complete split in alliances," answered Marth. "His alliance has one more member, and therefore has the power."
"Why don't you announce the color of your underwear while you're at it," Metaknight mumbled. "Just tell them who is in whose alliance!"
"Alright," replied Marth, grinning. "Lucario, Metaknight, Pit, Fox, Popo, against Toon Link, Link, Mr. Game and Watch, and me.
"What?" Kirby said. "Popo got in an alliance? I can't believe it! That guy got into so many arguments, tried to start so many fights, I thought he'd get beat up when we kicked him out."
"He hasn't changed," said Marth. "He and Toon Link have a rivalry."
"How bad?"
"They tried killing each other as you arrived."
"So that's what that was about," Sonic said. "Thought you guys were playing a game."
"Your turn, North Tribe," Kirby announced. "Tell us your dirt!"
"It's brown," replied Yoshi. No one laughed, although Pokemon Trainer did say he got the joke. "Well, Sonic and I have the upper hand."
"Seven against two," continued Sonic. "Boys beat girls, predictably. Zelda and Samus are outnumbered and will be eliminated next."
"Donkey Kong's doing alright, though, right?" Diddy Kong asked.
"He's doing great," replied Yoshi. "He and King Dedede are fitting in, bonding. I'm sure they'll bond while we're gone."
"Maybe a bit too much," Metaknight suggested. Yoshi and Sonic glanced at each other.
North Tribe
They had finally solved their flint dispute and went with the pouch, which they hung on the tree nearest to the fire. They then spent the remainder of the morning creating a list of rules. When they finished the tenth, they read the rules aloud.
"And number ten, if you catch the meal, you cook the meal; if you try and can't, you're stuck anyway," Falco finished. "Love the wording on that one, although I still think it should be in Ye Ol' English."
"Like it isn't confusing enough," King Dedede said. "The rules are fine. None are too strict or lenient; all are clear, not vague. We'll all work together so no one does all the work or none."
"That should be the list's description," Donkey Kong said. "That was great."
"Thank you." King Dedede bowed.
"I'm glad I don't have to do all the cooking," Zelda announced. "I was beginning to think that would be the only thing I'm good for."
"Now you lost that, so you're good for nothing," Falco replied. "Maybe the breakfast rule should be omitted."
"You dick," Zelda growled. "Like you do-"
"You better not say I do less than you do," Falco interrupted. "In case you hadn't noticed, princess, I have done great in every challenge. You've lost every one."
"Guys," Olimar said, trying to keep peace. "Please, we just worked together to make the list. Don't fight and ruin the unity."
"He started it," Zelda mumbled. "I have every right to defend myself."
"Until we lose and you're gone," Falco added.
"Sure, Falco," Zelda chuckled. "Keep believing that." She stormed off.
"Falco," Samus muttered. "Don't say that to her." She followed Zelda.
"Falco, I'd keep your mouth shut," warned King Dedede.
"Don't ever feel too sure of yourself," said Olimar. "You never know who could betray you."
"Like I really care about this game," said Falco dismissively. "I want the money, sure, but the alliance part of the game is too complicated for me to care. I'll go it alone when needed."
"Suit yourself," Olimar shrugged.
"We were so happy, too," Donkey Kong said.
Samus and Zelda stopped just outside camp. Zelda kicked a rock and rubbed her foot afterwards. "I really hate this," she said. "As intolerably smug as he is, he's right. We're the next to go if we lose. Why haven't we done anything yet?"
"Nobody's going to go to the losing side," Samus answered. "Unless we both survive until the next Tribal Switch, we're doomed."
"Let's plan for that just in case we both survive," Zelda offered. "Otherwise, what's the point of trying?"
"Well they're going to have the upper hand, so if there's a majority, they're voting you off," Samus said.
"Then best of luck," Zelda muttered. "But who will you kick out?"
"Falco," answered Samus. "Annoying pest. I'm voting for him at Tribal Council in case anyone else decides to become a traitor."
"And we both know the chances of that," Zelda added, sulking.
South Tribe
Lucario, Fox, and Pit had tied Popo up and forced him to sit at the table, guarding him in case he broke free.
"We'll untie you during meals and challenges," Lucario had said. "It's your own fault for trying to kill Toon Link." Popo tried yelling a response, but was muffled and ignored.
Toon Link, Mr. Game and Watch and Link had left camp and met in the field that everyone knew well. There, they planned for the Immunity Challenge and eventual Tribal Council.
"We'll obviously vote for Popo," Toon Link said as if it were fact. "He's the weakest and the most annoying."
"They'll probably target Mr. Game and Watch," said Link, glancing at the two-dimensional figure nervously.
"He is the most useless of anyone here," agreed Toon Link. "But I'm sure Marth will convince Metaknight to join our side, so we won't have to worry about it."
Mr. Game and Watch left the field when Toon Link finished, but his leaving wasn't noticed until many hours later.
"You're sure Marth will convince Metaknight to betray his alliance?" Link repeated. "Are you mad?"
"A little," Toon Link answered, glancing at Popo. "But seeing him like that cheers me up."
"You're going to make a bad decision if you think like that," warned Link. "We have made bad decisions and that's why we're losing."
"Neither of us are gone, so we haven't lost," argued Toon Link. "Link, it's easy to tick Popo off. His insults don't affect me. I'm only feigning anger to fuel him up more. He'll do something he'll regret. They'll realize he's a useless player who will do more harm than good. Heck, they've tied him up! They must be thinking like that already!"
"They're smart," argued Link. "They wouldn't betray their alliance this early. It's only five against four. If they eliminate one of their own this early, it'll cost them. They know that."
"They've tied him up," repeated Toon Link as if it solved everything. "They know he's a nuisance."
"Who do they think is more of a nuisance?" argued Link. "The person who is on their side and gets angry occasionally or the people who aren't on their side and are the only things stopping them from Tribal Dominance?"
"Calm down, Popo," Fox sighed as Popo tried struggling out of his bonds for what felt like the fiftieth time. "You aren't going to escape. Nobody has escape that knot without a sword."
Popo muttered something. "Marth is gone," Pit replied. "You're trapped until tomorrow."
"If it makes you feel better, we're on your side," Lucario reasoned. "We're voting for Toon Link, just like you want. Mr. Game and Watch can wait. Toon Link is much more annoying."
"Not nearly as annoying as you, of course," Fox chuckled, patting Popo on the shoulder. "But he's more useless."
Lucario's voice dropped to a whisper as he explained. "He's not as strong as Link, who will help us win challenges. We may have the upper hand, but we still have to win every challenge. Link also has the bobble head box, which will give us many more advantages. Mr. Game and Watch is very weak; quite possibly the weakest player in the game. But his weakness - his two-dimensional body - is also a great strength that could help us later. He also doesn't talk and therefore can't tell anyone of any plans nor argue his case in an argument. Toon Link isn't as strong as Link and talks much more than Mr. Game and Watch. Too much, in fact. He annoys us and can't help us with challenges. Do you see our reasoning?"
Popo nodded.
"I'd feel sorry for him if his squeaky voice wasn't so irritating," Pit sighed.
Fox chuckled. "You should talk."
East Tribe
Mario sat at the trunk of a tree, looking at the tribe. Three of its members couldn't talk and were playing on the trampoline to relieve their boredom. Mewtwo, the only one who could translate, was meditating several feet away. Ganondorf refused to speak with anyone and had left camp altogether.
"This is one boring tribe," Mario mumbled.
West Tribe
There was a severe lack of excitement in the tribe. Everyone depended on Kirby and the new member, Pokemon Trainer, to lighten their moods with jokes and shenanigans, but both had left.
"Stupid magic sprinkling," Captain Falcon muttered. "Ruining our fun. Who came up with the bright idea of taking away so many people anyway?"
"The producers," Ness answered. "It's an interesting way of inciting drama, but I think it failed. We have nothing bad to say about either of them. I'm sure the other tribes are gossiping, but our tribe only became more boring."
"We could play a game," Luigi suggested.
"Squash the plumber?" Bowser offered, grinning.
"I was thinking of something not involving pain," Luigi responded, glaring. "Basketball?"
Snake grabbed a coconut from their fruit storage. "We wouldn't be able to bounce it," he said. To prove it, he threw the coconut against the ground and it shattered.
"Kirby'll be angry," Captain Falcon chuckled. "Something that doesn't involve bouncing a ball against the ground, like football."
"What's football?" Luigi asked. "I've never played it."
"Football involves pain," Ness vaguely explained. "Just toss the ball at each other. Catch?"
"Anything to make things more interesting," Captain Falcon said, getting to his feet.
Snake picked another coconut and threw it at Luigi. He caught it, but the force pushed him off balance and he fell. Ignoring the tribe's chuckling, he threw it high into the air. Nobody could catch it and it broke after hitting the ground.
"Two coconuts," Snake tallied.
"Sorry," Luigi muttered.
Pikachu then woke up from his nap and walked over to the others, confused as to why they were standing in a pentagon.
"Oh, hi Pikachu," Ness greeted. "Want to join us in catch?" Pikachu tilted his head. "Just catch the coconut and throw it at someone else."
Snake had gotten a third coconut and threw it at Bowser, who caught it and tossed it at Luigi. Luigi dove to catch the coconut, but missed and his face met the sand. The coconut bounced away and Pikachu ran to get it.
"I must say this is definitely more fun than sitting around," chuckled Captain Falcon.
"We have all day to play," agreed Ness, catching the coconut. "We may run out of coconuts by tomorrow, but at least we're having fun."
Bowser caught the coconut and threw it as hard as he could into Luigi's stomach. Luigi caught it, but the force caused him to fly into the air and land in the ocean. The coconut floated away as Ness and Captain Falcon retrieved Luigi.
"Bowser, I think it's best if you didn't play," Ness muttered.
"You okay, Luigi?" Captain Falcon asked.
Luigi rubbed his stomach. "I'm alright," he glared at Bowser. "Why?"
"I don't know my own strength," Bowser said, chuckling. He glanced at Snake and saw him glaring. Bowser looked at Pikachu and was met with a similar face. "I'm sorry, Luigi," he apologized. "Didn't mean to hurt you."
"Liar," Luigi and Ness muttered simultaneously.
Boat
After they had finished their meal, they went to the bow of the boat to watch the island pass by. They enjoyed the scenery in silence for many minutes before Kirby noticed something.
"Oh man," he exclaimed. "There's the West Tribe camp! It has that flag I made!"
"Where's the flag?" Pokemon Trainer asked, joining Kirby. "That pink thing in that tree?"
"Exactly! A self portrait!" Kirby answered. "Isn't it beautiful?"
"I can't tell," Pokemon Trainer said. "When did you make it?"
"Around a week ago," answered Kirby. "Can you guys believe we've been here for two weeks?"
"It definitely doesn't seem that long," said Yoshi. "Feels like it's barely been a few days."
"It's because we're doing so well," explained Ike. "Compared to previous seasons, our tribes have had little trouble. Hence why some of our stuff was taken away a few days ago."
"Punish us for playing the game well," said Sonic, shaking his head. "What great producers?"
"We weren't punished too badly," Marth reasoned. "No tribe lost too much and we're all still in great shape."
"Yes, the only challenge we have is each other," Metaknight said. What he hoped would happen happened: everyone fell into an awkward silence. Nobody wanted to comment; they were getting along too well. "Nobody wants to argue?"
"Not right now," Yoshi mumbled. "I don't like talking about rivalries. We have nothing against each other, so why be angry? Why argue?"
"It's interesting."
"It's a waste of time."
"It's a great judge of character. It reveals things that otherwise would have been kept secret."
"Metaknight, don't make me throw you off the boat," Kirby joked nervously. "We're full, we're happy, we're getting better food soon. This is relaxation time!"
"The producers obviously did this to make us reveal information to other tribes," Metaknight said as if it was a fact. "We've already accomplished this by revealing our alliances. Why stop now? The game never ends, no matter how much some of you want it to be so."
"Sorry you feel that way, Metaknight," said Kirby. "I, however, will not reveal anything else to you about anything on any tribe ever!"
"I can make my assumptions," Metaknight retorted.
Metaknight's statement caused everyone to keep silent until they were called into the boat for dinner. As the sun set, they sat down at the table, which was filled with many more varieties of food. Each dish smelled and tasted better than the meal before. They were midway through the quiet meal before Sonic set his plate down and sighed.
"Metaknight, you're a jerk. That's the second time you've made us keep silent. Stop, please."
"I don't force you to keep silent," argued Metaknight as he ate. "You're all thinking, either cleverly or guiltily, knowing I'm right and not wanting to prove me right. Ironically, you have already done so. I'm blunt."
"Stop being blunt," said Sonic. He faced the others. "What do you think the challenge will be?"
"Something to do with teamwork," said Ike. "They separate us from our tribes so we won't work as well with them. It'll obviously have something the entire tribe needs to accomplish together."
"We're in trouble, then," said Diddy Kong. "Ganondorf no doubt won't want to help us."
"Actually, he may work the hardest," said Ike. He brought his voice down to a whisper. "He will be eliminated the next time we lose and he wants to win. We will not lose."
"We're also in trouble," said Marth. He looked at Metaknight and smiled. "Popo and Toon Link are going to bicker during the challenge."
Metaknight nodded. "We may have to let them kill each other. It'll save us the trouble of Tribal Council." He chuckled.
"Think we'll be okay?" Yoshi asked Sonic. "We don't know how the others are getting along. Think they're fighting?"
"If anyone, it'll be Falco," Sonic answered. "But I don't think they'll fight. We're working too well to fight."
The six then silenced, waiting for Kirby and Pokemon Trainer to converse. They, however, kept silent as they were eating too much. The suspicious silence turned into another awkward silence.
"Whoa," said Kirby after several minutes of this. "Why'd everyone stop talking?"
"No reason," Marth spoke for everyone. "We didn't have anything to talk about."
"I wasn't paying much attention," Pokemon Trainer admitted. "Something about the Immunity Challenge?"
"What do you think it will be?" Sonic asked.
"I don't care," answered Pokemon Trainer. "I'd love for it to be like the Reward Challenge, but that is a stupid way to be eliminated. You get bad luck in one challenge and you're out of the game." He chuckled.
"Of course, this entire game revolves around luck," Metaknight said. "Luck decided which tribe we would be put on, which determines our actions throughout the game. Luck will decide who wins the game."
Day 15
East Tribe
The meal was as awkward as the day before. Only the Pokemon spoke to each other and only three people could understand. Everyone else remained silent and kept to themselves. Whenever Mario looked at Ganondorf, he saw only a dark face glaring at him. He got no reaction from Mewtwo. ROB was more sympathetic and Mario could feel the sympathy from only a look, but they couldn't talk to each other.
"They should've given you a translator," Mario said. "It'd make the game more interesting."
This got Ganondorf's attention. "It's annoying hearing the Pokemon babbling on about their own names. Who decided it would be okay to have five people unable to talk with us? We have three of them, but there's Pikachu and that 2-D guy. Maybe if they would have given them translators, Wolf would still be around." He glared at ROB.
"Ganondorf, don't blame ROB for Wolf's elimination," said Mewtwo. "He would have lost anyway. ROB's vote only cemented it."
"I realize that," said Ganondorf. "But at least we could've told if ROB was going to betray us."
"I could tell," Mario announced. "Diddy Kong and Ike could tell. I'm sure Mewtwo could tell. You two were absolutely ignorant, focused only on yourselves and insulting everyone else, so you couldn't tell. The signs were pretty clear; ROB can't talk but I can understand what he's feeling."
"Speaking of Pokemon," said Ganondorf, ignoring what Mario had said. "Mewtwo, what have they been talking about for the past day?"
"It's nothing that concerns you," replied Mewtwo. "They're merely reflecting on what fun they're having and how great this game is. They're innocent or, at least, Pichu is. Jigglypuff is thinking ahead, but Pichu had no plans for the game."
"She is, is she?" Ganondorf looked at Jigglypuff, who immediately looked at the ground.
"If I thought you posed a threat, I wouldn't have told you," said Mewtwo. "Remember that before you plan anything out of your control."
Ganondorf's frown deepened. "Don't you dare count me - Ganondorf, King of Evil - out of this contest. You should know not to underestimate your opponent."
North Tribe
Zelda and Samus were the first to awaken. Begrudgingly, they obeyed the Tribe Rules and prepared the meal. After an hour of waiting, they kicked Falco awake and gently woke the others up. Everyone sat down at the table and began eating the meal.
"You two are bitches," Falco muttered, rubbing his stomach. "Kicking me awake like that. I saw you shake everyone else, whispering for them to wake up!"
"If you say you didn't deserve it, you're a liar," Zelda said, shrugging.
"We aren't bitches, Falco, but you're a bastard," retorted Samus. "You have started every fight here. The tribe would be much happier without you!"
"I happen to know for a fact that you two are the causes of all of the problems here. Zelda here is a prissy weakling and you flaunt your breasts, trying to get everyone to join your side! You already got Roy and you tried to get Yoshi."
Samus's eyes widened. "You saw us talking to Yoshi?" King Dedede repeated the same question.
"Don't think I don't notice things happening around camp," said Falco. "You've talked to him two or three times these past few days and I'm sure it wasn't about any meals. You failed with Roy and now you're targeting him."
Zelda and Samus glanced at each other. They had no reply; they had been discovered. Yoshi hadn't told anyone. Falco told everyone.
"I'm sure we won't make the same mistake twice," said Falco. "I'm sure we won't vote Yoshi out. It'll be one of you two."
"We have to talk to Yoshi," Olimar whispered to Donkey Kong, who nodded.
West Tribe
After the all-day game of catch, the tribe had only one coconut left out of their supply of twenty. Luigi had lost most of them and he apologized constantly. Everyone said it was fine; they had plenty of water and nobody truly liked the milk. It didn't stop him.
"The only one who is going to be mad is Kirby," said Captain Falcon after Luigi apologized once again. "Besides, everyone but Snake missed one of them yesterday. You aren't the only one at fault."
"I'm the main cause," Luigi argued. "I'm such a klutz! Even our training hasn't helped me much."
"Training?" Snake repeated. "You consider that training? That was easy compared to the stuff we'll do later. I'm still surprised you breathe harder than usual."
Luigi's skin paled. "Y-you're kidding, right, Snake?" Snake's face didn't change. "I-I think I'm going to quit."
Captain Falcon frowned. "Luigi, if I'm not quitting, then you're not quitting. We'll pull through together."
"I'm confused," Bowser announced. "What're you talking about?"
"Snake has been training Luigi and Captain Falcon since they arrived at camp," explained Ness.
"Sounds like it's been torture," said Bowser, grinning. "Luigi should continue. He needs the strength."
"You would say that," Luigi said, glaring.
"Let's talk about something else, please," said Captain Falcon. He thought for a few seconds. "Ness, you're good at challenge predictions. What'll it be?"
"I don't think I've ever predicted a challenge," Ness said. "But if I had to guess, it'll have to involve teamwork. It'd be an interesting dilemma considering two of our members are gone and - I'd assume - the same happened on every other tribe. We'd all be weakened."
"So we have to work together," repeated Captain Falcon, looking at Bowser. "You hear that? Together! As it, not fighting. Do you understand, Bowser?"
Bowser nodded. "It won't be me holding the team back. I'll carry it if I have to. I don't want to lose."
"Glad to hear it," muttered Captain Falcon, not convinced.
"We aren't in too much danger of losing," said Ness. "Despite some arguments, for the most part, we get along. The East and South Tribes, however, seem to be split between alliances. Wolf and Ganondorf obviously don't get along with the others. Toon Link seems to be fighting with someone, more than likely Popo. The North Tribe seems to get along as well as our tribe does, if not more so."
"How much of this game do you know?" Luigi asked, amazed.
"I know little, but I assume. I'm great at making accurate assumptions."
South Tribe
Just after the tribe finished lunch, Fox rubbed his stomach gladly. "You know guys," he said. "Not only am I full, but I'm in no more pain after that last Immunity Challenge! I'm ready to go!"
"I'd laugh if the challenge caused just as much pain," Popo chuckled, patting Fox on the shoulder.
"I wouldn't," said Lucario. "We can't afford injuries, especially not towards our fastest and arguably strongest player."
"It was a joke," Popo muttered. "You're a buzz kill!"
"It was cruel and Fox didn't deserve it," Toon Link argued.
"Oh you shut up!" Popo got to his feet and Toon Link mirrored him.
"Here we go again," Link sighed under his breath. "The challenge is going to start soon. We don't need to start any fights right before it starts. Can we please have peace for a few minutes?"
"Not until one of us is eliminated," Popo growled. "Hopefully you'll realize who the better tribe member is if we lose."
"You aren't going to cause the tribe's loss?" Toon Link asked, genuinely surprised. "You're so confident you're safe. Throw the challenge and see what happens!"
"Maybe if I kill you, we won't have to do the challenge!"
"If you harm Toon Link, you'll both sit out," said Lucario. "Whoever starts the fight is the one we will all unanimously vote out."
Popo walked up to Toon Link and tripped. "Ow," he said, facing the camera. "He pushed me down. He started a fight."
"Get up," Lucario commanded, shaking his head.
Popo obeyed, glared at Toon Link, and walked away. Toon Link shook his head. "How pathetic. Do you all really want him in our tribe? Who has caused the most fights and has the angriest mood? Popo has yet to help our tribe. If we lose, we should eliminate him. He'll cause more harm than good."
"Toon Link, how could you say he's caused more fights when you're the one arguing with him?" Pit asked. "You've been in all of the arguments with him. You haven't helped our tribe too much, either. I'm sorry, but you're as much at fault as he is."
"You really shouldn't apologize," said Lucario. "He's made his decisions and he'll suffer the consequences."
"Wait," Toon Link interrupted. "What consequences? Arguing with him? You guys couldn't tell that was an act! Popo is far too hotheaded to tell but you three - Metaknight too - had to have understood my plan; my motive. I never was-" before he could finish, the cameraman interrupted to tell them to go to the challenge.
As he got to his feet, Pit looked at Popo and then worriedly at Fox. "What if the challenge is one where we have to pair our tribe members up? Do you want Popo?"
"I sure don't," Fox answered. "Don't think anyone wants him."
"If Popo and Toon Link get paired up, there's no way we can win."
Boat
After a meal that tasted better than the previous meals as promised, the winners were told they were going to head towards the island for their next challenge. Although they had a safe idea about what it would be, nobody could help being anxious.
"I'm so excited!" Kirby announced, doing a back flip off the railing. "I'm always excited for challenges, but if Ike was right, this one will be the most interesting."
"Assuming nobody's killed each other, you're right," Metaknight agreed. "Any killing will be courtesy of my tribe. If we don't compete, blame them."
"I want to compete!" Kirby said excitedly. "Don't bring my spirits down Grumpyknight! I'm too fired up to cool!"
"I'm excited too," announced Diddy Kong. "Don't know why anyone wouldn't be."
"Many of us are thinking about strategies," Ike answered. "We're excited, but expressing it differently."
"Don't know how you can express excitement in ways other than excitement."
Sonic and Yoshi looked at each other and chuckled. "Kirby, think you could beat me in a race?" The former asked.
"Oh, absolutely not!" Kirby answered. "I'm fired up, but not insane."
"Glad to hear it," Sonic responded.
"I've never realized how large the island is until now," Pokemon Trainer said, alone, staring at the island. "I assumed it took a while to reach the center because we got lost. This place is huge! Sonic, how fast do you think you could lap the island?"
"Twenty seconds," Sonic answered. "Maybe less if I tried."
"I'd like to see you prove it," said Diddy Kong.
"If it's ever a challenge, I will."
"Speaking of challenge," said Kirby. He joined Pokemon Trainer in staring. "We're close to the island. The challenge will start soon."
"This may be the last time we'll be alone together," Yoshi said. He placed his hand in front of him. "Best of luck in the challenge and the game."
The others looked confused at his arm until Kirby placed his hand on top of Yoshi's. One by one, everyone placed their hands on top of the latter's until all sixteen hands created a totem.
"Best of luck," Yoshi led them into a chant. "Best of luck in the challenge and the game!"
Immunity Challenge
The five groups met in the center of the island around the same time. The boat group was instructed to stand in the specified rectangle instead of joining their tribes, but they shared looks and greetings with their tribes. Kirby was the only one who called to his tribe, and although they looked pleased none called back. After ten minutes of anxious waiting, the players were greeted by Master Hand, who floated through the trees and above the challenge.
"Welcome back, Survivors," he began. "As many of you have discovered, you have survived two weeks on the island. Seven have gone home and another will tonight. As a few of you very good guessers have also discovered, this challenge does involve teamwork. Reward Challenge Winners, you may rejoin your tribe.
"We waited ten minutes for your permission," Sonic recapped. "Wonderful, Master Hand, wonderful."
Master Hand ignored this. "Each tribe will have eight members playing. South Tribe, due to the challenge rules I'm afraid I'm going to force Mr. Game and Watch to sit out. Anyway, there will be four pairs of two, each pair handcuffed, for each tribe trying to reach the end. Each tribe wins when all of their teams have crossed the finish line. Now, this race is divided into three sections:
"First, pairs will have to cross these two thin logs. If one falls into the water, it will be rare if the other falls, but both will have to start over. Pairs will have to balance themselves and each other in order to survive. As well as fight off the other pairs.
"Second, they will climb up these poles. Simple enough, but if there's too large of a distance in speeds, there will be trouble. If someone loses their grip, their partner will have to pull them up or fall down with them.
"Finally, they will jump across the logs placed above the pool of mud. The most difficult section, obviously. Time jumps correctly and work together in order to survive.
"It could be difficult or easy, depending on whom you choose. Choose wisely. You have five minutes."
And so, the four tribes chose their pairs. They were instructed that the pairs would go one after the other, after the previous one crosses the finish line. They compensated and waited in line for the handcuffs to be put on.
"Link, do you have a bobble head?" Master Hand asked.
Link looked relived. "I thought you'd forget." He held out his Wario bobble head.
"Then you and your partner will not have to be handcuffed," said Master Hand, taking the bobble head. "You both will still have to cross the finish line."
Link grinned at Marth. "This is the best advantage yet!"
After everyone else had been handcuffed, Master Hand gave the signal for the first four pairs to step to the starting line. Master Hand counted down from five and on one; the pairs sprinted towards the first obstacle. The first falter also happened: Samus began too quickly for her partner and Zelda tripped, sending them immediately to last place.
"Come on," Samus muttered, helping Zelda up. "Prepare to run fast! You want to prove Falco wrong?"
Zelda glanced at Falco, who was laughing hysterically, and nodded confidently. They ran awkwardly after the others.
Bowser and Ness, who was riding on his partner, reached the balancing log first. Unfortunately, the others were too close to them and a pileup occurred. The four pairs were fighting for who got onto the log first. Bowser tried walking ahead, but the others simultaneously pushed him into the water.
"Enough," Samus shouted. "Ladies first!"
Ike glanced at Fox, who gave a sly grin. Their partners, Diddy Kong and Metaknight, were oblivious to the look and argued with each other. Fox said they could go first, to everyone else's surprise, but as soon as the ladies stepped onto the log, Fox pushed them and they joined Bowser and Ness in the water.
"Sprint!" Fox shouted, pulling Metaknight along. The South and East Tribes ran over the log, both making it over without falling, and were followed by the West Tribe. Once the North Tribe got out of the water and onto the log again, the others were already climbing the pole.
Fox and Metaknight got a large lead over Ike and Diddy Kong and with the latter perched on his shoulder; Fox shimmied quickly up one of the poles. Ike and Diddy Kong mirrored Fox and Metaknight, but were much slower at climbing the pole. Bowser could barely lift himself above the ground and he and Ness were soon overtaken by the North Tribe ladies. However, they weren't much faster because of Zelda and the two pairs made little progress while the other pairs were well over the third obstacle.
With Fox's speed and Metaknight's gliding ability, the pair crossed the logs with little hassle. Their speed allowed the next pair, Link and Marth, to begin. Ike, however, couldn't jump very quickly and Diddy Kong was almost pulled into the water several times because of his speed. After the fifth close call, Diddy Kong learned to slow down for Ike and wait. Neither of them fell into the water, but by the time they reached the end, Zelda and Samus had already reached the third obstacle, Bowser and Ness had completed the second and Link and Marth were quickly finishing the first.
Zelda and Samus were working well after their fall at the start, their only fall being at the very beginning when Zelda waited too long to jump. Samus was pulled back into the water and Zelda fell with her. This, however, allowed Bowser and Ness to catch up and the four had to battle during their jumps. Neither could trip the other pair up, but the knowledge of another pair next to them caused both to slow down considerably. Eventually both made it through without another fall, but by that time Link and Marth had finished the second stage and Mario and ROB had finished the first.
"Easy win," Link said, relieved, as the two reached the third stage.
"Don't say that," Marth warned. Link nodded, as serious as ever despite his previous remark. The two took their time, carefully measuring each distance. They both knew this wasn't their largest obstacle: Popo and Toon Link's teamwork was.
"You're going to pair me with him?" Popo had gasped after Lucario decided the pairs.
"You two are the same height and around the same strength," replied Lucario. "You will work well together if you ignore the fighting."
"You're all idiots," Toon Link muttered. "He's going to drag us down."
"Maybe I can drown you," Popo retorted.
Link and Marth finished within a minute of each other, allowing Lucario and Fox to run.
"Think you could carry me, ROB?" Mario asked. ROB nodded, so Mario carefully stepped onto his back and gently held on as ROB shot up past the pole. They did the same with the third obstacle, ROB moving horizontally instead of vertically, and made it through with no incidents.
Sonic had literally pulled Yoshi off his feet at the very beginning and his momentum carried both of them over the balancing log without either of them touching it. Sonic slowed down considerably, knowing if he stopped too late Yoshi would crash painfully into the pole or the wall behind it. Dizzy and barely able to walk, Yoshi was led by Sonic to the pole and given a helpful push from behind. Once they cleared the pole, Sonic ran unexpectedly towards the third obstacle and the pair only had to touch the log in the middle during Sonic's leaps across. Their speed was so great; ROB and Mario had only just finished the third stage. After they finished, Yoshi puked.
Pikachu and Kirby quickly crossed all three of the obstacles, the latter encouraging the former even when he was behind. They had absolutely no problems doing anything, despite their sizes. Pichu and Jigglypuff, though significantly behind and though fairly slower, had similar problems and similar results.
King Dedede and Donkey Kong, however, had the most trouble of everyone. The former couldn't keep his balance on the first obstacle and fell into the water three times. They had the least amount of trouble during their climb; the former able to float and the latter an ape. Desperate, knowing they'd slowed their tribe down a lot; they jumped over the logs as quickly as possible. They were passed by Lucario and Pit, who had another flawless run, fairly early on in their jumping, but they weren't interfered with and finished with no incident.
Luigi and Pokemon Trainer were fairly uncoordinated alone, but together they worked well. They balanced each other out. They weren't fast, despite being in last place and needing to be, but they didn't screw up and finished shortly behind King Dedede and Donkey Kong.
Mewtwo and Ganondorf were last for a reason: Mewtwo. He floated over the first obstacle, using his telekinesis to lift Ganondorf as well. He floated both of them up the pole and over the logs. Neither touched the ground and neither had to.
Master Hand announced, "East Tribe wins Immunity!"
Popo and Toon Link were last for the South Tribe and were in second place. Toon Link had a plan. A very risky plan. He was confident his tribe would see his way, so despite the risk he put the plan into action. On the first obstacle while they were half way across the log, Toon Link asked, "Popo, why do you suck so much?"
Popo stopped. "What?"
"Why do you suck so much."
"Because, Toon Link, you're with me." Popo then pushed Toon Link into the water, quickly realized what he'd done, swore, and fell in after him.
"Nice going," Toon Link taunted.
"You shut up," Popo retorted. "Let's hurry, before we're passed!"
Although they had a large lead over the last two tribes, after they fell into the water a second time (caused this time by their own carelessness), they were passed by both the pairs of Olimar and Falco, traveling moderately fast, and Snake and Captain Falcon, sprinting even when they didn't have to. It was only after they were informed by the other tribes that they were passed did Popo and Toon Link know the outcome and give up. Unsurprisingly, Snake and Captain Falcon finished second and Olimar and Falco finished third.
"West and North Tribes win immunity!" Master Hand announced. "South Tribe, please follow me to Tribal Council. It's time to even the tribes up."
Tribal Council
The South Tribe, carrying their torches supplied by cameramen, walked into the ruins of Tribal Council. They sat on eight of the ten seats and stared at Master Hand, floating across from them.
"Only your second time here," Master Hand said. "It's been so long; the longest of any tribe. How does it feel?"
"It feels satisfying and ominous," said Lucario. "One of our own will soon be gone, but I hope our choice will remove many of the problems of this tribe."
"Speaking of problems," Master Hand said to Popo. "What happened on the log? You had a shot until you pushed Toon Link off. What prompted you?"
"His comment," answered Popo. "Toon Link insulted me, so I answered and pushed him off. I didn't realize what I had done until it was too late."
"So you lost control because of your anger," said Toon Link. "Well that sure sounds like a negative trait to me!"
"You shut up," Popo shouted. "You and your insults and comments! I really hope you're voted out, Toon Link. This tribe would be a hell of a lot better without you!"
"Same to you!" Toon Link shouted back. "Our tribe was fine until you came along and screwed it up! You're always angry, always bitter and always yelling!"
"In Popo's defense, our tribe wasn't perfect before he arrived," said Metaknight. "We had been through some trouble before. Some betrayals, some backstabbing."
"Oh yes, Metaknight," Master Hand turned to Metaknight. "Attempting to stop another fight, I have a question to ask you. You said on the boat that 'luck will determine who wins the game'. Do you believe that?"
"If I didn't believe it, I wouldn't have said it," Metaknight replied. "It is a fact. Unless whoever decided who was on which tribe had planned this and it wasn't luck, luck will decide who wins the game. All of our reactions, what we say, our choices are all determined because of what tribe we were put on. If even one person was switched with another, this game would be entirely different."
"Does anyone disagree?"
Nobody stood up.
"Well, Mr. Game and Watch, please place your bobble head into the urn."
Mr. Game and Watch nodded, got up, went to the voting jar, and placed the Popo bobble head into the urn.
Fox went up to vote.
Marth went up to vote.
Toon Link went up to vote.
"I sure hope my plan worked. It's either you or me, Popo, and I don't think it'll be me!"
Link went up to vote.
Lucario went up to vote.
Pit went up to vote.
Metakight went up to vote.
Popo went up to vote.
"You're a dick. Our tribe's going to be much better without you, Toon Link. You're history!"
After Popo sat down, Master Hand grabbed the voting urn and pulled out the bobble head.
"Bobble head: Popo," Master Hand announced. "Second vote: Popo. Third vote: Toon Link. Fourth vote: Toon Link. Fifth vote: Popo. Sixth vote: Toon Link. Seventh vote: Toon Link. Eighth vote: Popo. Ninth vote: Toon Link. With a score of 5-4, Toon Link, you are the eighth player voted out of Super Smash Bros Survivor. Please hand me your torch."
Toon Link, his head facing the ground, giving no reaction to the helpful pats on the back from Link and Marth, grabbed his torch and walked up to Master Hand. He snuffed it and Toon Link turned to walk out. At that moment, Popo remembered something he had said only two episodes ago.
"Toon Link," he called out. Regretting it immediately, Toon Link turned around. Popo gave him the peace sign. "It's been two episodes. I win." Toon Link flicked him off and left.
"And so all of the tribes are even with eight players left. A fifth of the game has been played. For your sake, I hope I don't see you here again. Best of luck and get some rest." With that, the eight remaining members of the East Tribe grabbed their torches and left.
"Well, Link was wrong and he was right," said Toon Link in a voiceover. "Wrong about them targeting Game and Watch first. Right about my arguing being the cause of my elimination. I thought it would work. I never got angry at his insults; don't assume I did. I thought getting him to fight would make them eliminate him. I guess they're too smart to do something like that. I probably would've. I'll admit that. Link and Mr. Game and Watch are in trouble. I wish them the best of luck for the future because they're going to need it."
