Chapter 9: Panic Attacks And Flashing Lights
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with any legal rights to one piece in any form, I do not own one piece or any part of the merchandising, gaming, manga, anime, characters, or anything of the sort. Oda owns it, I am simply a fan that wrote this for my amusement as well as for the amusement of my friends. No money was made from this in any way, shape, or form. Please do not sue me as I do not have any money anyway. The only things that I own from this fic are my own original characters. I also do not own any of the Final Fantasy stuff, so please don't so me for using them in this either. Once again, I don't have any money, so please don't sue me.
Summery: This is the Zoro version of part 2 of my fanfic 'My Life In One Piece'. Read that first before you read this.
Pairing: Zoro/Kaede
Rating: Currently it's only T, but I may very well change it to M at a later time.
Warnings: I'm crazy, so you can pretty much expect anything.
A/N1: I KNOW ZORO IS ALSO CALLED ZOLO,
A/N2: Yep, this is the Zoro/Kaede version. As I said in the final chapter of 'My life in one piece', each of the 'part 2s' are going to be completely different from each other, that way you can read the ones you want to read and not have to worry about them sounding exactly the same with just the names substituted, because that would be boring. (I mean, come on, who wants to read the same thing over in over again just so that you can read the pairings that you like, that would just be stupid.)
A/N4: Yeah, it's been a really long week. i'm now typing up a whole new fic (A fic that i am not going to be posting for a while, i want to get at least ten chapters written in it before i post it, otherwise, i'm going to have to write a new chapter for it every few weeks, and that just isn't going to happen. i have enough fics that i need to worry about as it is.), and my cat is sick, and so am i, and so is just about every freakin idiot that keeps calling me at one in the fuckin morning... Oh, wait, no, their not sick, their just two seconds from getting shot. anyway, i hope you all like this chapter, i know i said i was going to post it a while back, but like i said, everything seems to be going down the drain at the moment, so please bare with me.
'thoughts'
"Words"
(inner Kaede)
Standing there in the large hippo-woman's stomach with Usopp and Vivi, staring down at the little piece of paper that I had just removed from its crunchy fortune cookie prison, I wouldn't have been surprised if all the blood had drained from my face. It's little message, or rather it's little cryptic prophecy, was definitely not what I was hoping for, nor was it any useful to us as we were still technically inside the hippo that it just said would be blowing up soon.
"DID THAT PIECE OF PAPER JUST SAY BLOW UP?" Usopp and Vivi shouted in unison, palling too when they both realized that I was officially out of ideas for how to get out of the situation.
For several long moment, in which Usopp just continued freaking out, Vivi and I just stood their, frozen in horror. Neither of us knew what to do about our current situation, and the both of us were in way to much shock to be able to actually think at all anyway.
Basically, we knew we were screwed and didn't have the ice-cream to go with it.
It took a while for both Vivi and I to come out of our horror induced coma like states, and when we did, we were both horrified to find that the sand was now up to our chests, making it almost impossible for us to move.
"This isn't good. If we don't think of something quick, we'll be done for!" Vivi pointed out, causing me to look at her with surprise in my eyes.
Ever since I had found out I was a witch, ever since becoming part kitty-girl, and ever since joining the crew and finding out that my father was THE Hawkeye Mihawk, I had simply gone with the flow and fought without really being all that afraid of anything, something I was now starting to think I got from Lil during the first fortune cookie event in the Crystal Hall.
Back in my old world, Lil was always the kind of cat that would actually try to attack a bulldog for sniffing at the corner of a building down the street, and I, while not being a chicken, had always been the kind to have a panic attack for several minutes before getting over everything and just going with it, but ever since I got to the One Piece world... Well, that hadn't been the case. Actually, minus the one panic attack in the Crystal hall, and maybe the one where I tried to attack my father when we met Sanji, I hadn't really had any panic attacks, but yet, Lil had had several panic attacks since then.
Basically, I think I got her Fearlessness in the trade, and she got my panicable tendency... So why the hell was I freaking out in a hippo-woman's stomach? Was I really so screwed that even the fearlessness I had somehow gotten had started to waver? Even with all the magic and spells I had, was I just that doomed?
'FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!' I thought in rage, getting more and more pissed off at myself for having a 'OMFG, I'm going to die' moment.
Yep, I definitely have Lil's rage and fearlessness. I wander why I never noticed that before?
Gathering as much of my rage as I could into my hands, I placed my hands together and started rolling the spell into a ball instead of just snapping my fingers like I usually would for a Thunder spell. I'm not really sure what possessed me to do it, it might have been my rage or even simply my fear of dying, but for some reason, rubbing my hands together as fast as I could and trying to create a ball with one of the electrical spells just seemed like what my body wanted to do.
"THUNDER!" shouted angrily, tossing the little ball of electricity at one of the pulsating walls while completely ignoring the fact that the sand that was surrounding me hindered my movements almost completely.
Having herd my angry spell casting, Usopp and Vivi turned back towards me as fast and as best as they could, though the sand made that nearly impossible.
Seeing the balled up thunder spell flying through the air, everyone followed it with their eyes, paling noticeably when said ball simply bounced from wall to wall like a tinnitus. The one that paled the most though, was actually Usopp, who knew that there was no way the ball wouldn't hit him with his crappy luck.
Turning towards me, he barely managed to shoot me a glare and say "I hate you." before the ball popped him in the back of the head, causing Vivi to sweatdrop slightly while I simply went on, casting Thunder spell after Thunder spell, all the while ignoring Usopp's screams of pain as each and every one of the spells bounced off of the walls an slammed into a random part of his body, successfully electrocuting him each and every time.
"Kaede! Stop!" Vivi shouted frantically as I continues shouting random electrical spells at the top of my lungs, almost completely frying Usopp in the process
"No!" I shouted back at her angrily, starting to cast Thundara instead as I continued to get more and more angry at everything that was going on. "Stop? HELL NO! I got dragged through a freaky portal and into another world, got turned into catwoman second cousin and nearly drowned in a Crystal Hall, then I was nearly clubbed to death by the fuckin elephant woman, nearly chopped up by the ax handed bastard, Buggy the fuckin' clown, and captain-lick-my-ass-with-a-toothpick Kuro, then I almost get blown up by Don the fuck'tard, found out I'm a witch and a psychic and that my father is one of the seven warlords, nearly eaten by Arlong, nearly poisoned by one of his men, eaten by a whale, nearly burned to death INSIDE A FUCKIN PUMPKIN, nearly eaten by a metal-mouthed bastard, and then I'm dragged through the worlds biggest fuckin' litter box, and this is how fate decided to kill my ass! I DON'T FUCKIN THINK SO!" I ranted angrily charging as much electrical power as I could into another ball, attempting to pull off an entirely new thunder spell for me. "THUNDAGA!"
The instant the words left my mouth and the HUGE-ASS ball left my hand, the entire room went black, leaving the spell the only thing lit up. All of the balls before had been of various sizes, but none of them had been any larger then a softball, at least not until this one. This was much larger then the rest, instead of being small, it was almost the same size as a large beach-ball and definitely had the power to match its size.
As the large glowing ball streaked across the room, everybody froze in horror at what I had just done, including me. If that thing bounced off of the walls and came back to hit us, and there was no way it would hit ONLY Usopp as it was far to large for that, then each and every one of us would be killed.
Oh. Shit.
Right as the ball made contact with the wall, the three of us braised ourselves, knowing full well that it would be coming back towards us in less then a minute.
Fuyu: OMG, OMG, OMFG! Are they going to die? OMG, what's going to happen?
Lil' -Slap- Get ahold of yourself, nut case! You're the one calling the shots, remember?
Fuyu: Oh, yeah, sorry about that, I completely forgot... hey, since when can you really talk? I thought that was just in the fic?
Lil': You do reallize that I'm just in your head, right? Your cat can't talk, and it doesn't even look like me...
Fuyu: …
Lil': …
Fuyu: Doesn't that mean I'm pretty much just talking to myself?
Lil': Yep.
Fuyu: OMG! Insanity IS contagious!
lol
Oh, and in case anyone is wandering, Miss. Thursday will be popping up sometime soon too. She was submitted by Faded-shadow a while back as Miss. Tuesday, but I kind of forgot all about her, so she's going to be Miss. Thursday and will be showing up very soon :3, just so you all know.
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