Hey guys! Quick chapter today as I only have 15 minutes…
Review responses:
Jencupcakes: I'm sorry about your day. Aww, I love cats! I also have an accented Siri, though it's British instead.
TEAM SOPHIE: Ha, I know. Even in the real books, they are so oblivious. And strangely and no offense, stupid.
Smiles: Thanks! I know, the Sophitz react kind of sucked for me...I will try to update and use your ideas as well!
OK here we go!
Sophie groaned. "Guys, this is a new react. Bring your phones." She hung up her Imparter and waited impatiently for her friends to arrive.
A few minutes later, everyone was gathered in Sophie's living room. They all were carrying their phones in their hands.
"I am going to be introducing you to something that I know will be a bad idea, but is something that was suggested by an Instagram friend. This is called Siri. It's a part of your phone and she can do a lot for you. Hold down your home buttons." Everyone did. The robotic voice of Siri filled the room. "Ok, now press the microphone and ask her a question or just start a conversation. You can ask her anything, but that doesn't always mean she'll answer. Siri is the most annoying person ever, by the way. Well, robot." (A/N I HATE SIRI MOST OF THE TIME I YELL SO MUCH AND I AM KNOWN FOR BEING A SIRI HATER, but she is helpful for certain stuff.)
Keefe said to Siri, "How old are you?" Sophie thought What a way to start a conversation. Smooth, Keefe, smooth.
Siri responded, "I'm old enough to be your assistant." Sophie laughed at Keefe's angry expression.
"What? Anyone can be my assistant."
"I'm not sure I understand." Siri responded robotically. Sophie tried not to laugh at Keefe's face.
"Have fun with that!" Sophie laughed.
Dex said, "What are you made of? How does your tech work?"
Siri answered, "Looking...I found this on the web for 'What are you made of and how does your tech work.'" Dex looked confused as he hadn't gotten a straight answer.
Dex replied, "I am asking you."
Siri: "Who, me?"
Dex was almost as angry as Keefe.
Fitz said, "Sing a song for me."
"You know I can't sing, Fitz." Fitz looked surprised.
"How does she know my name?"
Sophie said, "The settings for Siri automatically saves your name." Fitz looked confused but turned back to his phone.
"Sing."
"I can't sing."
"Sing for me now or else." Fitz cursed under his breath when Siri said, "I'd rather not."
"Sing now!" Siri gave in and sang the most monotone "If I Only Had a Brain" song ever. (A/N this actually works; I use it to crack me up). Fitz looked a little happier.
Biana said, "What outfit should I wear today?"
"Interesting question, Biana."
Siri brought up the weather. Biana had no idea how that had happened and almost chucked her phone across the room. Finally, Siri brought up a list of Google web pages on how to pick a perfect outfit. Biana was happy and she thanked Siri.
Keefe was still yelling. "What can you do? Are you married? Do you know you're not real? What's your IQ?"
Siri said, "It seems the whole world is concerned about my relationships. It's very sweet." Keefe died.
"What's your iQ?"
Siri was not responding until she said, "I would rather talk about your calendar and dinner plans, Malayna.
Sophie changed the subject. "Guys, you can change the voice in the settings." At once, everyone tried, but only Dex could do it. Sophie and Dex went to go help.
At the end, everyone was either angry or happy with Siri.
Biana said, "She's amazing! So helpful to me!"
Fitz said, "Terrible. She can't even sing!"
Keefe couldn't say anything, he was so angry.
Sophie laughed. "I like Siri most of the time, but sometimes, as we can see from Keefe, she can really get on your nerves and she is so annoying!"
That's it! I will totally update this and edit it and please review and recommend!
