Sorry it's been long I just finally finished my S.A.T.S YESS give me a high five!...Ok then!Also hopefully I might be able to do more but probably not in july or late June because Year 6 production! Cant wait!

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Stan's Pov

I sat on the wooden chair a I slowly span my

Marshmellow on the stick,everything is perfect!

Me and Kyle is dating,everyone is talking and even

our parents are supporting us!No biggest fat lie I

and Kyle are still not talking no ones

talking to eachother not even Cartman making

his Jew/Poor/Hippy jokes on our parents

don't even know this is happening.I tried to contact

Heidi but no help there.I sighed in the cold air.I

don't think this is going back to normal after One

stupid fucking dare by fatass.I mean come on!I bet

Kenny Ky and fatass is probably hoping that I'm the

one first to talk since I'm the fucking oldest and I'm

the one who fucking started this I'm like

Kyle ranting about fatass!Whatev-

Cartman:"Kinny pass the sauce."

We all looked at Cartman is confusion what the fuck?

You got to be fucking kidding me?That fucking fatass

made it so fucking easy to talk to people.

Kenny:" Yeah sure...Cartman."

Kenny reached over to the sauce,without falling

over and passed it to Cartman.

Cartman:"Thanks poor boy."

And he started to eat his hotdog greedily.

Cartman:"So gahs why aint ya talking?"

Eating with mouthall

We all looked at him he serious?All this

time I thought he was angry at me for calling me Eric.

But-but fucking hell!He IS the one who gave us the dare and HE should be the to know!

Kyle:"Car-Cartman don't you know why we arnt talking?

Me:"Yeah you fucking fatass!You should be first to know since you made that dare!"

Cartman shot me a -don't-call-me-a-fucking-fatass-hippy-I'm-big-bone d look!

I simply rolled my eyes.

Kenny:"Yeah!"

Cartman:"Ahh that Dare hmm it seems to be Stanny boy was jealous which was perfect!"

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Kyle:"Is th-that tru-true Stan?"

I turned shades of red this can't be happening

but it god!What should I say!FUCK FUCK!

THEY ARE STARING AT ME WITH A CONFUSION LOOK!OK STAN MAN UP AND TELL HIM.

Me:"Pffft n-no of cour-course n-not I'm soo n-not gay!"

Ky gave me his sad electic green eyes at .

What have I done...Ky loved me all this time...and...

I had my chance to say yes but I said no...no...

I guess what done is done...

Kenny:"See fatass told you Stan aint Gay!

Cartman:"Fuck off Kinny!The hippy IS lying!"

Me:"So we all cool now...yeah?"

Everyone looked at me with a warm smile except

Kyle,who was just staring at me.I sighed.

Cartman & Kenny:"Yeah&Hell yeah!"

Then we all looked at Kyle with hopeful eyes

well not fatass who didn't gave two shits about

Kyle.

Kyle:Yeah..."

I still felt bad

Kenny:"Woohoo!"

Cartman:" well night loers!"

Cartman tumbled back to his tent.I sighed once again "Two more days" I mumbled.

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If there is anything missed out don't blame me blame Word ya!

Cartman:"I don't."

Me:"Well no one love you either!"

Cartman:" My meom does."

Me :/

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