Logan: Hey guys, we're back for another episode of Interview With StarFox, I'm your host Logan Sikes. Listen, I'm sorry to give out all those rules the last episode, the Director was feeling really stressed out because of those questions. Those rules are supossed to lower question traffiking and I hope it didn't affect anybody too bad. Well, on with the questions!


Silver Sentinel

To Falco: Why did you leave your old gang?

Falco: I just…Well…Fox really wanted to for this team, and I really supported him. And well, besides the money, to be honest, supporting Fox was the main reason I joined this tea,

To Fox and Krystal: How magical was your wedding night, if you know what i mean *Wink* *Wink*?

Fox: Blushes Well…It was…

Krystal: Really magical. Smiles

Fox: Yeah… Embraces Krystal and gives her a kiss

Krystal: Giggles Oh Foxie, your so cute!

Fox: Chuckles You're cuter!

To James: How do you live your life now?

James: Heh, well I live with Fox and his family; he insisted that I stayed with him, even though I didn't want to impose.

Fox: Oh c'mon dad, you're fine. Marcus and Silver really love being with you after all, and I love the fact that we can be with each other again.

James: Son…Smiles

Everyone: Aww…

To Bill and Fox: What's is your best childhood moment together?

Fox: Hmm…

Bill: Oh yeah, when we—

Fox: Oh right, now I remember!

Bill: Yeah, that!

Fox: Haha…Yeah, good times…

To Marcus and Silver: What do you two like to do for fun?

Marcus: Well…Besides Silver raping me practically every night, we like playing video games, and play a little of baseball.

Silver: Mischivious face Heh yeah….

To Peppy: What do you consider your biggest accomplishment?

Peppy: I would say raising Lucy would be my greatest achievement.

Lucy: Blushes Aww…Daddy, thank you.


Foxpilot

Fox and Krystal: Why do the two of you blush like schoolchildren when one of you does something nice for the other?

Fox: Well…

Krystal: Giggles

Fox: Isn't it obvious? We're in love! Laughs

Panther: If Wolf is the leader and Leon is the "Killer" of Star Wolf, what was your role?

Panther: I'm the sexy lady's cat comic relief! Wait…What! DAMMIT LEON!

Leon: Hahaha…

Andrew Oikonny: Are you even there? 'Cuz nobody seems to ask you anything.

Andrew: Sobbing Uncle Androoooosssssssss

Wolf: God, he's so annoying…And people wonder why I forced him off the team.

Slippy: Who did they hire to do your voice in the new game? Because it sounds even more girly than ever. (No, I don't think you're a girl.)

Slippy: Huh?

Logan: Talking about StarFox 64 3D? I'm sure they're using the sound bytes, sound effects and music from the original game; like Ocorina of Time 3D!

Amanda: Are you a frog or a toad?

Amanda: I'm a toad.

Jake: Ballitsa shooter or pirate?

Jake: Umm…Pirate! Why?


Bryan mccloud

to everyone: fine if your don't want to measure him...i will just measure his height myself from afar using a binoculars...and measure his height as accurate as possible.

Rouen: I'm 6'11 according to your measuring.

to fox and wolf: are you sure you never did the incest thing? if you never, then how come got stories about you both being paired up together...wanna explain that?

Fox and Wolf: Oh right…Those stories...

Fox: I think the reason people make those stories is because…

Wolf: They're all perverted assholes like Helios here…

Fox: Perverted, and in denial of who we really like.

to everyone: hehehehe even if you delete the photo in my account on facebook...it is not permanently deleted until my account is deleted...by the way i have posted the photo up on twitter and photobucket...wahahahaha.

Everyone: Err….Director?

Director: Don't worry, I informed the staff of those websites and they said they would delete it in a few seconds…Checking the sites And they just did, oh and they banned your accounts Bryan.

to krystal: ask fox to make out with wolf please...i begging you...^^ right in front of everyone...^^

Krystal: Fox?

Fox: Err…W-What is it Krystal?

Krystal: Please? Looks at Fox in a adorable way

Fox: Gulp

Wolf: Oh my God…No! NOT AGAIN FOX! MMFFFFFF!

Fox: Ugh….

Wolf: What the f&*ing HELL!

to all anthros: do your watch soccer?

Lylatians: Yeah, sometimes.

Rouen and Volg: Never have before.

to fox: go beat falco up for saying he joins your team just to earn money and nothing else...^^

Fox: Naww its cool.

to everyone: what is your worst nightmare and worst fear...^^

Everyone: Well…

-5 hours later-

to fox,james,marcus and silver: make you 4 drunk and wanna see what your going to do next...grins mischievously.

Director: DENIED!

to everyone: make silver drink 4 bottles of water for this chapter only...lol.

Everyone: Meh…

to rouen: make him eat until he gains 50 kg more...hehehehe and he has to work out several times more in order to reduce the fats...lol.

Rouen: …Director?

Director: Don't worry, it's been DENIED!

to everyone: who do you think will win? fox or krystal in a dogfight 1 on 1 if krystal can't use her telepathy?

Everyone except Krystal: Krystal

Fox: Because I wouldn't wanna hurt her, now if it was sparring that's fine, I just go a little more easier on her. Laughs

to everyone: has anyone win against a telepath before without using any underhand moves?

Everyone: Sorta…

to everyone: go beat jake up for bringing the yaoi fans to the academy...^^(wahahahaha i wanna see jake get beaten up so badly)

Everyone except John: Beats Jake up


Falrox

To Panther: will you adopt me? I am an orphan. I want to be your son. I will get you anything you want!

Panther: Aww…Well…Err…Blushes

To Wolf: -Jumps onto your la, nuzzles you and bites anyone who tries to move him- Can I have a hug?

Wolf: Umm…S-Sure. Blushes

To Fox: What was it like when you did Falco?

Fox: Do you even have to ask! Blushes and sweatdrops

To Krystal: I'm a yaoi fan but I don't hate you. I don't completely love you and fox being married But if it makes you happy.

Krystal: Aww…Thank you.

To Falco: Can I have a feather? I'll be your best friend. -gives cute puppy eyes and droops ears-

Falco: Blushes Err…Fine…Plucks feather and gives it to Falrox

To Katt: What is it like since your son is a griffin? And can I pet him?

Katt: Giggles Yeah, sure.

To everyone: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done? Must answer.

Everyone: Well

-5 hours later-

To Marcus: Can I be your bodyguard from Silver?

Marcus: Err…Sure I guess. Smiles

To Silver: -Growls and defends Marcus-

Silver: Err…Nice…Doggie?

To Logan: What's it like between you and your dad?

Logan: Its really great! I love my Father Wolf so much! Glomps Wolf

To wolf: -same as logan-

Wolf: Yeah, he's a good kid and all.

To Logan and Wolf: Why do you have sex together if you are father and son? Logan I want to be in your place :)

Logan and Wolf: Blushes Err…Well…

Logan: Before he became my father, I actually had a crush on Wolf…Especially when I play the games…

To Panther: I give you a cookie the size of Wolf's bedroom. -hands Panther a cookie the size of Wolf's bedroom-

Panther: Straining So…Heavy…OOF!

To Miyu: I have a present for you!-gives you a robot that makes dietary cakes-

Miyu: Woah…Thank you!

To Wolf, Fox, and Falco: -kisses you all and runs away happily. Only to trip and break his arm-

Wolf, Fox and Falco: Err…W-Watch out, the floor wasn't waxed…

To Panther: hey Panther ignore the adopting thing. my little brother loves you and wrote that in without me knowing. sorry.

Panther: O-Ohhhh…I-It's okay.


HyperCenturion

Anon: To Krystal: I found this magazine on the ground when I wasn't participating in the interview. *Hands over a magazine entitled "PlayFox". It has a picture of Krystal nude, covering her breasts with her arm, and covering her private parts in between her legs with her tail* After you read part of it, give it to Fox. And make sure Panther does NOT SEE even one bit. (You know what he is going to do.)

Krystal: Stunned WHAT THE F—

Sorry for the Interruption

Krystal: WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER! I NEVER MODELED FOR THIS TRIPE! WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CRAP! I DEMAND ANSWERS NOW!

Centurion: To Logan: You hate the yaoi fans, but you say you have a "homo fetish". Why is that? And please turn Jake into a man the next chapter (XD).

Logan: I never said I hated yaoi fans! I just…Don't like how they try to corrupt and pervert my favorie series…Well with the exception of some characters I have a crush on. HintHintWolfHintHint

Anon: To Helios: *sighs a bit angrily* Helios, I have always known that you would like to see Fox x Wolf x James incest. Well I have something for you. *hands him gigabytes of Fox x Wolf x James incest furry porn hentai. It is in a flash drive* And if it is not enough for you, Helios, *Summons an exact clone of Fox, Wolf, and James, except that they are homosexual and want to do incest* THIS IS YOUR DAMN CHANCE. *scowls a bit* Now you can stop whining and bitching about Krystal and insulting her in many ways (thank god) and HAVE FOX, WOLF, AND JAMES DUKE IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU ARE MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF THEM. (I always had a grudge against homos)

Helios: Yaaay! Thanks homophobe! Runs away Looney Toon style with his "goods"

Anon: To Jake (is he a male in this chapter?): And same for you too. *Hands him gigabytes of gay yaoi porno hentai and the phone numbers of the homos* Have fun *Nudge, nudge. Wink wink.*

Jake: I'm glad to be male again…Hmm? Ooh yay! Runs with Helios and does the same thing

Anon: To Leon: My god... Why are you gay for Wolf? What's wrong with you, you are a reptillian, and he is a lupine, and both of you are males. TELL ME WHY! And also, if you want to do Wolf, then use the Homo-Wolf clone.

Leon: Well…Yes…I want him to do terrible things to me…

Wolf: Did I forget to mention he's a sadomasochist? Yeah, he's into pain…Actually…He gets off on pain, both being the victim or inflicting the pain himself.

Centurion: To Logan: How's that Ōkami game you talked about in the author's notes? I already know what the game is about, you don't have to tell me what it is about.

Logan: Cries with tears of joy It's amazing! The art style, the music, the story…HOW THE HELL CAN IT BE SO DAMN UNDERRATED!

Centurion: To Panther: So perverted in a way... *in a mock-crying tone* WHY WERE YOU SO PERVERTED? Im kidding ya, Panther. Anyways, why did you masturbate to a girl other than your wife?

Panther: Err…Well…

Miyu: Oh, your gonna explain to me everything Panthy. I'm really pissed at you right now.

Panther: Meep…

Anon: To Silver: What's the name of the girl you like? Do you already have dirty thoughts about her? (I know you do. :D)

Silver: Err…Eclipse…She's an exchange student from Zoness…

Marcus: Huh! Your in love with Eclipse! Well if you want her so bad, I could hook you up if you don't rape me anymore.

Silver: Blushes Little bro…

Centurion: Obviously, Mace v.s. The Shield, that Waffle Guy, and half life spammed and clogged the comments section, right? (God, I hate spammers and internet trolls) Anyway, how were you able to distinguish me from MvS's Anon accounts. It might have been one in 100000 that it had been him in disguise. Luckily, Im not the one banned.

Director: If they have a link on the username then its obvious its him. But to be safe I had to ban him…

Anon: To the people who are married: Ever fantasized about having a threesome (OF COURSE IT IS NOT HOMOSEXUAL!)?

Married People: Well…Yeah, sometimes…

Anon: To Katt: What do you think of Yamagata's fanfic, "Away From Boyfriends"? You like the dirty parts huh?

Katt: Hmm? Oh never read it before, sounds…Kinda creepy but whatever, I'll give it a read sometimes.

Krystal: Ooh! Same here, that sounds quite interesting!

Logan: Katt…Krystal…You have no idea what you have just done…

Krystal and Katt: What?

Logan: Thousands of straight guys and lesbian women are probably fapping to you guys right now…

Krystal and Katt: Eww…Why do you have to say that!

Logan: Trust me…You guys will know soon enough…

Centurion: To Fara: So I heard you used to be Fox's old love interest. Is that true?

Fara: Used to, I'm now Arctic's girlfriend! Smiles

Arctic: Heh…Smiles

Centurion: To Fox: Do you have an infatuatory or sexual liking to anyone? Have Krystal read your mind to be sure you aren't lying. (I might assume that Fox likes Miyu a bit, i dont know. I know you do, Fox.)

Fox: Well…I have dated Miyu and Fay before; Katt once but it was kinda awkward.

Anon: To Fox: Here, lemme show ya some yuri porno. You'll like it. *Shows Fox a tape of some kind of female Lylatian furries "duking it out"*

Fox: Oh my God…That's…Hot…Blushes intesively

Krystal: Blushes in embarassment Even though I get Fox to make out, and sometimes have sex with, Wolf…I hope he doesn't get me to make out with any of the other girls…

Centurion: To Falco: You joined StarFox just for the money? It sure as damn Hell that you were in it not just for the money. You wouldn't have cared about your teammates if you were in it only for the money.

Falco: Yeah…Your right…

Anon: To Rouen: How the Hell did you get that large (And for the sick minded, NO, NOT HIS DAMNED PENIS.)

Rouen: Chuckles From my old home village, I come from a family of large Wolfling men!

Centurion: To Wolf: Do you have a wife? You are a single father, and you would be happy if you had one.

Wolf: I'm a single Father, Logan really thinks I should go out with women more…But, we'll I'm kinda…Well shy…

Logan: Aww, c'mon Father Wolf! I'm sure a lot of girls love you!

Centurion: To Fox: Didn't it feel... Wrong to be in love with a girl seven years younger than you? I'm talking about the time you rescued Krystal from the crystal (lol) during the Saurian adventure and had developed an infatuatory liking to her.

Fox: Well…Yeah, it was kinda weird at first…But we really got more attatched to each other of time, so…Yeah…Chuckles

Centurion: To Krystal: Same for you. Did it feel wrong to be in love with a man seven years older than you (Fox)?

Krystal: Same thing what Foxie said. Giggles

Anon: To Volg: Is Rouen doing well in his training sessions? He might already be a master warrior now, considering the training you are putting him through.

Volg: Doing pretty well, he really is a great warrior.

Rouen: Haha! Thanks Master!

Volg: Heh, no problem.

Anon: AWWWW MY ASS! (Anon farts so hardly that a beam of plasma comes out, no crap, just plasma. The plasma fart is aimed at (a random interviewee) and is reduced to ashes.) Aww phucking shet that burns.

Everyone: Oh…My God…

Centurion: To Panther: Before you had Miyu, why were you so attached to Krystal? Were you already a pervert or something, or did you need a girl?

Panther: It's because she was so…Exotic. Sighs happily

Miyu: Shut it Panther, I'm still pissed at you.

Anon: To Logan and Wolf: Sick minded bastards, why did you two do incest? Logan, in chapter 5 (my debut appearance, THANK YOU, MISTER OBVIOUS), you said having sex with Wolf was amazing. Did you really have sex with Wolf? (XDDD)

Logan: Well…Yes…And it was amazing. Blushes

Wolf: Blushes in embarassment Let's just say we have a…"Family With Benefits" thing going on…Its gonna stop once I find a girl to date, but so far no luck…

Anon: To Silver: Why did you ask Marcus to suck his own d*ck on chapter 5, you sick f*ck?

((Flashback))

Silver: I wonder how flexible you are Marcus.

Marcus: W-Why do you ask!

Silver: Autofellate...

Marcus: You sick bastard of a brother...

((End Flashback))

Silver: Because Marcus was in Jake's body and Jake is really flexible…And I find it hot for a guy to blow himself…

Everyone else: …..

Anon: To Falco: Have you ever, EVER walked in on Fox and Krystal when they had sex? Tell me the truth.

Falco: In all honest…Yes, yes I have…And right in the middle of it too so they never heard me walk in. Let's just say they were definetly like animals. Laughs

Centurion: To Slippy: Do you even have any kids yet? Maybe its about time you had them.

Slippy: I have one right now, Slippy Jr.!

Amanda: He's at home right now…

Anon: dammit, do I have to come up with filler questions for his, cause I have asked enough questions for this.

Director: Well…You didn't have too, but they are much appreciated.

Gki

to everyone: ask wolf and rouen to make out in front of everyone...please...^_^.(this is a reference for chapter 15 where logan draws both of them hugging each other or something like that)

Logan: Father Wolf? Rou-chan?

Wolf and Rouen: N-No Logan!

Logan: Puppy Dog Pouts

Wolf and Rouen: Blushes, then looks at each other and sighs…Then they make out for a pretty long time.

Wolf: Err…Y-You did pretty good…

Rouen: Y-Yeah…You too…

Logan: Happy now! Grins

to silver: tie up marcus and gagged him, then tell us more about the incest thing.

Silver: Haha, well…Let's just say its pretty hot doing it with your own brother.

Fox: Foams at the mouth and faints from embarassment

to marcus: hehehehe i got a scissor here with me...i am gonna give you a fur cut...muahahahahaha.

Marcus: Err…S-Someone? H-Help me!

to fox: dumps cow dung on you and then spray some perfume that make the smell go away temporarily...lol.

Fox: WHY!

to everyone: make fox jealous by forcing wolf and krystal make out with each other.

Fox: GAH!

Krystal and Wolf: We don't wanna do that!

Random Krystal x Wolf fan: Pushes Krystal into Wolf and they kiss

Fox: KRYSTAL! DAMN YOU! Shoots the KxW fan

to rouen: ties him up and dangle him over a 30 stories high and let go of the rope and stop the rope within 5 meters from the ground...muahahahahahahaha.

Director: DENIED!

Samurai of Fate

To everyone: when I said that there were two of me now I ment that i separated my self into Samurai of Fate and Ninja560 and (turns around to show both are there) you have two psychos to deal with

Everyone: Oh God…

To Logan: I killed falco but he was still asking questions and wasn't revived

Logan: You killed a copy Anon and HyperCenterioun made! Troll Face

To jake: how do you like being a woman it can't be reversed

Jake: Actually I'm back to being a man…And it was terrible…

To Marcus: that girl was your girlfriend's younger sister by two years and I brought your girlfriend with her she's hiding behind that crate

Marcus: Huh! Mind f#*ed

To silver: I have thousands of photos of you and Marcus hidden in a secret location that Logan or leslie's power can't reach hahaha

Logan and Lesley: Sorry guys, can't help you…

Marcus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Silver: Sweet!

To john: hehehe HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA hehehe

John: Err…Should I be worried?

To everyone: I'm bored now bye

Everyone: Err…B-Bye…

Logan: Ok, that's all the questions we'll be answering, just submit those questions and we'll anser them…Questions…No dares or force them to do something, it will be denied. Oh and no questions asking 'Everyone' please…