Hey guys! I'm back with another chap! Cool that rhymes! Anyways I finally finished the ninth chapter so enjoy! This is the longest chapter I've written until now!

Chapter 9

Guys in trouble!

Normal POV

Sakura was on her way to the cafeteria to get something to calm her nerves, and anger.

'I just can't believe that Sasuke would do something like this!"

'I know but hey he was worried that he could lose you"

'I know, where's the cold-hearted-I-don't-care attitude of Sasuke when it's necessary?'

'Well what are you going to do about it?' 'I don't know'

Sakura had no idea of what to do. She was still having a talk with her inner self when she heard a voice calling her.

"Hey Forehead!" you can all guess who that was.

"Porky, How many times have I told you that I don't have a big forehead anymore? And what are u doing here?" Sakura asked Ino who was behind her.

"That's what I was about to ask you"

"Ino? Sakura? What are you guys doing here?" Hinata was approaching them.

"Hinata?" Sakura was totally surprised

"The only one we need is Tenten and we have the whole group" Ino laughed

You can guess what happens here right?

"What are you guys doing here?" Tenten said

"Speak of the devil" Ino said with sarcasm.

They all bought some drinks and went to the park to talk about their encounter in the hospital. But they ignored four shadows following them.

"So what were you guys doing there?" Sakura asked.

"Let me guess you went to leave either Lee, Shino, or Chouji because they were severely hurt?" Hinata smiled at the sight of her friend's faces.

"What are you a psychic or something?" Tenten asked.

"No, that's what Kiba told me, or actually assumed."

"What does Kiba have to do with this?" They all asked at the same time.

"Well apparently he said something to the guys and they misunderstood so they went to kill the others, and Naruto of course beated Kiba to a bloody pulp." Hinata said with a thinking pose that matched Shikamaru's.

"So that's why Sasuke almost killed Lee"

"Same with Shikamaru"

"Neji did the same"

"Wait a minute, so Shikamaru insulted me in public because of a rumor?" Ino yelled in frustration.

"He insulted you in public!" Sakura and Tenten said at unison.

"Not only her, Naruto insulted me too!" Hinata said with anger, when she remembered that scene.

"What did they said?"

"Naruto called Hinata a two-timing slut, and Shikamaru called me to fuck another bitch like me" at this point Hinata and Ino were squeezing the bench handle so hard that it was beginning to bend.

"OH NO THEY DIDN'T!" Sakura and Tenten yelled in unison

"OH YES THEY DID!" this time it was Ino and Hinata who yelled

"Sasuke didn't insult me but he accused me of cheating with Lee, but I'm sure he was thinking something to insult me; I could see it in his eyes." Sakura said in a thinking position

"Neji called me a whore!" Tenten recalled while the rock from the ground was becoming sand.

"HOW DARE THEM DO THIS TO US?" They all yelled at the same time

"Shikamaru is so going to pay for this!"

"Naruto is going to be so sorry that he won't even be able to swallow ramen!"

"Hyuuga, won't even be able to think about destiny after I'm done with him"

"I'm going to beat up Sasuke so bad that when he won't even think about reviving his clan."

"You know I'm so mad that I think I need a break." Hinata said

"Me too"

"Me three"

"Me four"

"I know why don't we go to Tsunade and ask her if we can take a vacation?" Sakura suggested.

"Yeah that's a great idea!" Ino smiled

"Let's go now, this place reminds me of the guys and its making me angry again" Tenten scowled.

"Yeah, you're right" the others said

They all got up and walked to the Hokage Tower. From the shadows four men walked to the clearing.

"I cannot believe you guys insulted them in public!" Sasuke said outraged

"How dare you dishonor my cousin like this!" Neji was once again in his overprotective mode.

"Well what do you say about you huh?" Shikamaru defended himself.

"Yeah Neji, why did you call Tenten a whore?" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at Neji.

"Nice going to idiots, apparently I'm the only one who didn't insult anybody. I have more self control unlike you losers" Sasuke said with his I'm-so-cool glare.

"Then why did you beat Lee so badly?" Neji smirked.

Sasuke blushing the tiniest blush to have ever existed.

"Hey lazy bum why aren't you talking back… or staring at the clouds?" Naruto asked with curiosity, it wasn't common for Shikamaru to not stare at the clouds. But he was very pale, as if he knew he was going to die any second now.

"I was just thinking about what the girls said they'd do to us" Shikamaru said in a deathly whisper. Every one of them stayed silent for the message to sink in. Then of course Naruto screamed.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT EATING RAMEN!

"Ino is going to kill me, I just know it" Shikamaru's knees gave up on him and he collapsed on the grass.

"Did you guys hear what Sakura said? I WON'T BE ABLE TO REVIVE MY CLAN!" Sasuke grabbed his 'thing' protectively, and cringed at the thought.

"Tenten will have my head! I knew I shouldn't have messed with her." Neji was becoming blue up to the point where you would think that there's something wrong with his breathing.

"PLEASE FORGIVE USSSSSSS" They were all freaking out by now and running around in circles. Except of course Neji and Sasuke, they would never do that in public, they were just too cool to show fear in front of others. But in their minds they were having another kind of reaction.

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Sasuke's Mind

'Way to go stupid! Now we will never be able to 'feel' again!'

'Shut up!'

'What do you think Sakura would do?'

'I don't know but it can't be good'

'Why?'

'…'

'OMG she didn't add the suffix! She only forgets the suffix when she's really in a mood worth of the devil!'

'I'm doomed'

'WE'RE DOOMED!'

At this point Sasuke and…Sasuke were crying and praying to the Almighty for forgiveness, so that they can be accepted in heaven.

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Neji's Mind

'Tenten will kill us, kill us KILL US!'

'Stop that! She can't do that much damage'

'Wanna bet? You saw how she squeezed that rock into sand while she thought of us!'

'…'

'Ok I have it all figured out, we run away from home go to another country and become a blackjack dealer named Dai Koto'

'What? I am not fleeing to another country to become a blackjack dealer named Dai Koto!'

'Then what do you suggest?'

A few seconds later both Nejis were running around and screaming like little girls. (A/N: weird)

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A few moments later Sasuke snapped out of his trance with his inner self.

"Guys I have an idea. I'll be back in 15 min." with that he took off to Go knows where.

"Where is the teme going?" Naruto asked

"God only know where" Shikamaru sighed. (A/N: Hey! That was my line)

"He said he had a plan" Neji scowled

'I can't believe I didn't think of a plan myself'

'Blackjack dealer' said inner Neji in a singsong voice.

Time skip

Sasuke came back with a big backpack, around his shoulder.

"We all need a plan to get our girls back, and their forgiveness so that they won't destroy us from the face of the Earth right?"

Everyone nodded.

"Well I have a plan but for it to work we need professional help," Sasuke told his friends.

"I'm in, anything to get Hinata back" Naruto sa- umm yelled.

"Why not?" Neji said

"Troublesome" Shikamaru sighed.

Everyone stared at him.

"Was that a yes?" asked Neji

"Sure" said Shikamaru

"So who is that professional of which you were talking about oh great Teme?" Naruto smirked.

"I have a couple in mind" Sasuke gave Naruto his infamous glare.

He motioned them to lean over and he whispered them the names.

"Sasuke that will never work! It's just too troublesome. Besides they will never agree on helping us when they figure out how bad we messed up!" Shikamaru stopped watching at his 'cool' clouds (A/N: Wow) and was looking serious.

"Lazy bum is right Uchiha, they will never help us" Neji said.

"Then we'll make them help us" Sasuke smirked at the last remark.

"The only way that we'll ever accomplish that is through bribery. AND WE NEED SOMETHING THAT IS VERY DEAR TO THEM FOR IT TO WORK!" Naruto yelled again making everyone at his surroundings become deaf for a few seconds.

"Something like THIS?"

Sasuke took his backpack and emptied its contents in front of the guys. Everyone stared at it wide eyed for a few minutes in shock, and then looked up to the smirking Uchiha, and yelled at the same time.

"HOW DID YOU EVER GET THIS?"

I missed the cliffies so much that I just had to write one. Sorry but I can't live without cliffies, they're so cool! I promise that I'll write more of them. Don't kill me! What do you guys think the plan is about? Who are the secret people that will help them? Send your guesses. Please R&R!