Hey guys I am back! :D Ok so I'm VERY sorry about not updating, but I was so concentrated on school. I mean we got our lockers, all our books, getting into a lot of stupid drama, and I'm going to a cheerleading orientation tomorrow. So derp… :/ Anyway, this will be the last chapy of the story, and I am soooo sad about it! X( But I think you guys will like my NEW story idea. I wont say it now, but at the end of the story, so look forward to dat shit! Sorry, too much pewds today… so a 1234 and on to da story! :p

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SONIC DA HEDGEHOG OR ARCHIE! :3


"You cannot grasp the true form of me, Dog!" Dog barked, swiping a large tentacle like attack at Amy.

She hissed in pain, before composing herself, smirking wildly.

"I'm in da zone!" Amy barked.

"Autozone!"

Amy Pom blew a huge fire blast at dog sending him in a daze.

Dog shook his head violently, growling, shooting a sharp tentacle at Amy Pom, whacking her hard! He slapped her with another tentacle, and another. Amy had a stern face on her look, not even stunned by his attacks.

"Kowosh…" Amy mumbled.

"Surfs up ninja head!" Amy shot a blazing arrow at Dog, setting his tail on fire. Doh howled in pain, as his tail sizzled. He was getting very angry with the pink Pom's attacks. Dog launched a giant tentacle at Pom, dodging it perfectly. Pom shot a small fireball at Dog, hitting him on the face, his ash stained mustache twitching. Dog shot darts at the doge, getting a few cuts here and there, but Amy didn't mind the pain at the moment. She opened her mouth, smiling.

"I fukkin can't believe the 12th doctor is Mitt Romney…" Amy fussed, her tail swooshing.

She flicked her paws, creating a fire ring around dog, until it burned him. He quickly emerged out, his lushes fur crispy and black. He shot a large spike flying towards Pom. She got struck direct, but she still got up, dusting her paws off. She sighed, getting bored with the fight.

"Sorry but I think we should break up…" Amy said derply.

"It's not you it's-a-me-mario!"

Pom folded her hands together, shouting "ka me ha me… HAAAAA!" Blasting a huge fireball the size of a spirit bomb, flying towards Dog. Once the ball of fire had impact with Dog, the screeching howls of Dog was heard. Amy Pom smiled wide, fist-pumping. The air was turned back to the starry skies. Dog was now facing Amy with red eyes, and a sore body.

"Fool!" Dog said, angrily.

"Without me , this place's existence will crumble…"

"and fall into the world of the living…"

"The only one to prevent that is you…"

"The new Dog…"

"Cool story bro." Amy complemented, bro-fisting the almost dead Dog.

Amy delivered the last blow, and Dog had disappeared. The once starry blue skies, turned blood-red, moving in a violent circle.

"Wow he's rly gone…" Amy stated, looking at the now gone doge.

"I guess now that I'm Dog I can erase doges 4 real!"

(muffled rap music in the background)

"Amy Pom!" a loud voice cried.

Amy turned around, facing Sonic.

"Are you okay!?" Sonic asked, worried sick for the dog.

"I'm better than okay." Amy smiled.

"I'm Dog."

"All I have 2 do now is wait 4 dis place 2 fall apart enough 4 da wi-fi 2 show up!"

"F-fall apart?" Sonic questioned, sweating under his collar.

"We can't let that happen!"

"jfc shibe…" Amy barked, sticking her finger at the dog.

"I'm getting real tired of your bullshit."

"Lets end this once and 4 all!"

The room got very dark, and the two dogs were in their fighting positions.

"Amy Pom listen to me!" Sonic begged.

"Theres got to be a better way than this!"

"I know that wi-fi is important to you! But it dosntt have to be this way!"

"U don't understand…" Amy replied, lowering her head.

"I need wi-fi like I need air."

"I don't need anything else…"

"The internet is the essence of my entire existence…"

"You don't have to be like this!" Sonic protested, tears rolling down his cheeks.

"You're Dog!"

"You have the power to do anything now!"

"Literally anything!"

"There are so many things that only you can do!"

"Just think about it!"

"You can make the frisbee machine so that it never breaks!"

"You can erase every spider in the world!"

"You can eliminate violence and fighting!"

"You can make it so that dogs like Drago can't creep on others!"

"You can fix so many things that are wrong here…"

"If you'll just get up and actually make an effort to change them!"

"If you don't do it, no one will!"

"No one else can!"

…..

"Please don't just sit here surfing the internet while the world falls apart around you…"

"But that's all I know how 2 do…" Amy stuttered, choking on her words.

"All I know how 2 do is sit in front of a computer…"

"It's too late."

"I've never done anything useful in my entire life…"

"It's never too late to start!" Sonic protested.

"Not for this, not for anything!"

"You can't change your past, but you can change your future!"

"And if we keep looking, I'm sure we'll find another way to get wi-fi!"

"We'll figure something out!"

"So please…"

"Don't give everything up!"

"You need to save the world now!"

"I believe in you, Amy!"

"You can do it!"

"You don't need to be afraid of anything!"

"I know it's hard, and but… please…" Sonic pleaded, slamming down to the ground, sobbing like a baby.

"Do something…" He whimpered, shivering a little.

The air began to settle down, the pink Pom looking below at her crying friend. Yes she seemed to be annoyed by the Shiba, but she actually thought he was her true friend. I mean they did know each other since they were pups, so it would only make sense if she felt that way.

"…. U rly think I can do anything?" Amy asked, her ears slightly jerking.

Sonic slowly lifted his head, a small smile appearing on his muzzle. He rose on is four paws, wiping his fresh tears off his cheeks. He smiled widely, steady on his feet. He perked, opening his mouth.

"You're Dog!" Sonic chirped.

"Of course you can!"

"I can will a sequel of the world ends with u into existence…" Amy began, looking up at the red sky.

"I can make watching baccano mandatory for doges who want to exist…"

"I can have THE STAFF OF THE NABARI NO OU ANIME EXECUTED!" Pom was drooling, thinking of all the terrible tortuous things that she would do.

"HHHHHOOOLLLYY SHHHIITTT!"

"Uh… but before you get around to all that…" Sonic began, placing a serious face on.

"Right… I need 2 do the thing…" Amy Pom snapped her fingers together, remembering her original mission.

"You mean stopping doge heaven from falling?" Sonic questioned.

"Yeah that." Pom stated derply at the male doge. She go into a summoning position and the fire engulfing her body rose higher, the flames flickering, raising. The heavens suddenly shook violently, the sky flashing colors of the rainbow. Sonic just looked up in shock, scared of what was happening. The flashes and shaking soon halted completely. Sonic looked confusedly at Amy Pom, while her surrounding fire went back to normal, her now facing the doge once again.

"How do I do the thing?" Amy Pom asked, scratching her chin.

"You don't know!?" Sonic shrieked, standing up on his heels, sweating immensely.

"fffFFUCK WHAT DO I DO!?" Amy began punching her head, now realizing her stupidity.

FUKKIN GET AHOLD OF URSELF U STUPID ASS DOGE HEAVEN!"

The pink Pom saw that the heavens were still falling down, along with the blood-shot skies. The Pom was getting very angry, so she spoke up again.

"….. OR I'LL FUKKIN PISS ON U!"

Snap. The heavens had turn back to normal. The once red skies had turn back to the beautiful royal blue pools again. The falling world had halted, and had slowly rose to its original un-seen spot in the sky.

"It worked!" Sonic chirped happily, smiling wide.

"I'm a hero." Amy gloated proudly.

"Sonic! Sonic, are you okay?" Shadow suddenly appeared, coming behind Sonic Shibe.

"I'm fine I'm fine!" Sonic turned to shadow, giving him an honest look.

"Don't disappear on me like that!" Shadow demanded, worry dripping from his words.

"I was really worried something bad happened to you!"

"Sorry! I'll try not to do that again!" Sonic Shibe smirked, sensing the worry in Shad's tone.

Suddenly a small cream-colored poodle ran up to the three. It was Cream, wagging her tail excitedly. When she saw Amy Pom of fire, she gasped, very surprised.

"Whoa Pom!" Cream chirped.

"What happened to you?"

"Yeah! You look kind of different." Bunnie popped up next to her sister. Her floppy ears were swooping back and forth as she sat down on her fluffy butt.

"I uh… killed Dog…" Pom stated awkwardly, scratching her ear.

"So I'm Dog…"

"Oh. Okay then." Bunnie said plainly.

"Wait… U guys okay with that?" Amy asked, confused on their response.

"Why wouldn't we be." The red Golden Retriever suddenly showed up, along with the small bee looking Chi, Charmy.

"All that old Dog ever did was sit around here and act like he was better than us."

"He never bothered to talk to us or anything!" Charmy added.

"We tried to stop you cause we were worried about you…" Sonic said, lowering his head a little.

"Though, we were wrong." Shadow stated, impressed.

"You didn't need saving."

"You're different from that other Dog, Pom." Knuckles barked.

"We can trust you!"

"Wtf is all this coming from?" Amy asked, quizzically.

"What did I even do 2 deserve this?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Cream chirped, her eyes sparkling.

"You're our friend."

"That's great and all but, I still don't have wi-fi…" Amy Pom muttered loudly.

"I'm sure that if we work together, we'll find a way somehow! "Charmy's squeaky voice rose even higher.

"At least, a way better way than crashing this whole place down on Earth…" Sonic sweat-dropped.

"Ok, I guess that was a bad idea…" Amy admitted.

"Talk about an understatement…" Sonic replied back, shaking his head.

"Now… what should I do first?" Amy wondered.

"Theres so much 2 b done…"

"Being meguca is sufferin…"

The doges all laughed, most of them not even sure what Pom said. Pom continued to wonder what to start first, until she glanced over at the scene with Sonic and Shad, drooling when she saw Shad licking Sonic's cheek slowly. Sonic blushed a deep scarlet, his tail pointy and stiff. His body was frozen, and stuck in place. Shadow was also blushing, but not as much as Sonic, all the other dogs gawking and laughing and taking pics of the AWESOME SAUCE scene. The group continued on that day with laughs and giggles, along with friendship and love. Amy took a deep breath, looking up to the amazing sunset that was falling, smiling happily. She never thought that he would get this tinkly feeling again, but that tinkly feeling was even stronger now, even without her wi-fi she had the most greatest day with her friends, and her closest friend Sonic Shiba (surprise XD). She couldn't wait how the future would unfold, and neither could anyone else. The sunset slowly set, the small doges fading away in the orange and pink clouds, ending the great adventure of the duet doges.

"It's Yaoi Time Bitches!" Pom shouted, along with the dirty blonde guy with the black and green headphones, nude. They had maracas in their hands, shaking them with Sonic and Shadow looking romantically in each others eyes. The two continued to dance silly, shaking their instruments, with a huge banner saying 'Yaoi Time' with a big clock. (it's basically the photo for this story, a little *bonus*)


Alrite then it is officially finished! Amy Pom Gets Wi-Fi is DONE! I am so sorry on how long it took me to finish this story, it's just that my laptop was acting up this entire week or 2. Plus schools been a mad big DRAG! I probably already said that in da introduction, but derp. Also I have actually figured out what new story I'll be doing, and it is…. GRAND THEFT AUTO 5! I've been glued to that game, and ive been watching TONS of lets plays series and I thought it would be just a brilliant idea for a fic. Also this is only the GOOD ending to the story, there is a BAD one, and I'll probably upload that one pretty soon too so look forward to dat! The ending may be a little confusing but it's actually pretty understandable. Amy ended up realizing that wi-fi isn't the ONLY thing that's important in life, but also friendship and love. And as you saw I added two little yaoi moments with SonXShad for those little yaoi perverts out there! ;) So I think that's enough, so All dem gutter-slutts and bubble-butts out there, or dem cutie critters, which I will now call my reviewers from now on (unless you want to be called gutter-slutts and bubble-butts) so caramelcutie out 3