He - keeps - fucking- tripping you! You walk home from a night with your boyfriend with your dog at your feet, a more accurate description would be "under" your foot. You do not want to step on him but he seems to have a death wish! He can't walk in a motherfucking straight line, his little feet are all over the place!
When you finally get to the door of your house you're happy to open it and let the stupid dog, kankri, in first. You follow throwing down your bag and declaring, "I'm home, and i remembered the dog," you mumble, "fucking shitter,"
You hear her reply an elegant, "I'm through here," You go into the living room and see her sat on her phone and places it down as soon as you walk in granting you a little smile. "Thank you for coming home a little later, Rose just left."
"Oh good timing, i don't think i could deal with her sarcastic shit right now." You pull up your sleeve and scratch your arm with nerves, this tends to happen whenever your home. You're nervous when you're comfortable in your environment, it's weird. You like doing to Dave's because the air is always on edge so you don't scratch yourself at all.
"How is Dave?" Kanaya asks.
"Oh, he's fine. Yup. He made pancakes, that was good." You look around nervously.
"Go on leave if you want." You look at her and she has retracted to her phone but offers you a little smile, "You're nervous, go calm down in your room." She indicated to your scratching.
"Oh, thanks." You turn around, almost trip up over Kankri and go up the stairs. You go into your bedroom and turn on your desktop computer.
You yawn and lean back in your chair. You grab your tablet and see someone else has tried to contact you.
Today[12:54]
Terezi: H3Y K4RK4T!
Terezi: YOU'LL N3V3R B3L13V3 WH4T 1 H34RD
Karkat: IS IT ABOUT DIRK?
Terezi: NO :/
Terezi: D1D SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N TO H1M?
Karkat: YEAH HE ASKED JAKE TO MARRY HIM
Karkat: AND YEAH THEY'RE ENGAGED NOW
Terezi: OH SH1T!
Terezi: N1C3!
Terezi: BUT 4NYW4Y
Terezi: GU3SS WH4T 1 S4W
Karkat: NOTHING
Karkat: YOU'RE BLIND
Terezi: OH H4H4
Terezi: 1 H34RD TH4T 3R1D4N 4MPOR4 4ND SOLLUX FUCK1NG C4PTOR ST4TR3D D4T1NG
Karkat: IT'S PROBABLY A HALF ARSED ATTEMPT TO GET FEFERI JEALOUS
Terezi: TH4T'S WH4T 1 S41D
Terezi: BUT TH3Y S33M TO 4CTU4LLY L1K3 34CH OTH3R
Karkat: BUT THEY HATE EACH OTHER?
Terezi: 1 KNOW!
Terezi: 1 TH1NK 1T'S SO W31RD 1T M1GHT WORK
Terezi: 1F NOT 1T'LL ST1LL B3 FUNNY
Karkat: JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH THE FIREWORKS
Karkat: ANYWAY I GTG
Terezi: BY3 BY3 K4RKL3S
You had lied about the need to leave and instead question if you should start up a conversation with Sollux then think about it after only a second. You then think again when a brief thought about sollux appear in your mind, wasn't he…
Karkat: WAIT, WASN'T SOLLUX DATING ARADIA?
Terezi: HUH?
Terezi: W41T
Terezi: OHH Y34H
Karkat: THAT'S FUCKED UP
Terezi: 1M GO1NG TO M3SS4G3 H3R
Karkat: WAIT
Karkat: MAYBE
Karkat: DONT?
Terezi: SH3 N33DS TO KNOW
Karkat: I KNOW I KNOW
Karkat: BUT THINK ABOUT IT
Karkat: IF YOU HAD BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND FOUND OUT THAT HE LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER PERSON YOU WOULD BE LIKE "AHH DON'T TALK TO ME!"
Karkat: WOULDN'T YOU?
Terezi: TH4T'S ONLY YOU
Terezi: BUT 1 DO 4RG33 1'M ST1LL GO1NG TO T4LK TO H3R 4BOUT 1T BUT B3 SUBTLE
Karkat: OKAY
Karkat: NOW I'VE REALLY GOT TO GO
