3rd question from TwilightPrince101:
Cia: Why exactly do you wear that revealing dress? I get that you may have used it to get a better chance at attracting Link, but seriously! You wear it everywhere you go! I'm surprised that Volga and Wizzro didn't automatically join you when they first saw you!
Me: I, too, would really like to know that actually. Good question...
Cia: Revealing dress? Oh, you think THIS is revealing? Nah, I have an even better one, I just choose not to wear it because it would scare everyone off. Would you like me to fetch it?
Me: I would definitely NOT like to see it, thanks...
Cia: Well, if you insist. I wear this one because, yes, I would really hope Link would be attracted to it. I think it works, don't you?
Me: Yeah, totally..! Only because he wanted to kill you faster after seeing THAT...
Cia: I'm glad you agree. I just need a better trap...
Me: Ya know, maybe if you... wore a better dress... not so revealing... and maybe if you just straight-up apologized for any inconvenience you may have caused, you could have a better chance?
Cia: What? So I could have that no-good Zelda fight me over him? No! I shall not stand for it! ZELDA SHALL PERISH!
Me: Um... I gotta make a phone call real quick, mkay?
Cia: AND WHEN I GET MY CHANCE-
Me: I'll take that as 'okay.' *calls Zelda* Zelda, you are in grave danger.
Zelda: Why, how so?
Me: I may or may not have set Cia up against you...
Zelda: Cia?! Is she planning on taking Link again? NEVER! Let her come and meet her doom!
Me: Yeah, uh, I gotta go bye! *hangs up* Annnnnnd I think I just started another war for Link. Lovely.
Cia: OOH, EVEN BETTER! YOU! I NEED YOUR HELP!
Me: Me? Aww, no! BUT I'M NEUTRAL!
Cia: You will help me or I will make your death a long and torturous one.
Me: HELP!
*Zelda suddenly appears*
Zelda: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE LINK!
Cia: YOU! DIE, LINK-STEALER!
Me: Don't make me take desperate measures..!
*Zelda and Cia both totally ignore me*
Me: Well, you asked for it! *Hits both Zelda and Cia over the head with a frying pan* Ya know, I really like frying pans. They should be the ultimate weapon. Ooh, what if Link used a frying pan instead of a sword? THE MASTER FRYING PAN! That should definitely be a thing.
