Chapter 8 The long drive
Author's note: LOL total filler chapter…I kind of wanted a little humor in the story to relive tension, so yeah, its filler…THANKS FOR GOOD REVIEWS o[ (irken symbol)
"Okay, is everyone ready?"
"No, I needs to go pee!"
"Gir, you're a robot."
"OH YEAH!"
Zim sighed and started up Tak's ship.
The mechanisms of the ship were a little different than his voot's, but he would manage. He was, after all, the amazing Zim.
SO after crashing to the ground four times, they were finally up into the sky.
Dib and Gaz stared at Zim madly.
"What?"
"I thought you said you could fly this thing perfectly." Gaz said through clenched teeth.
"Oh…I did? Well…yeah…hehe I got the hang of it NOW!"
Gaz looked at him untrustingly, but sighed and went back to her Game Slave.
Dib went immediately to the window, he was SO excited. He had never been into SPACE before!
Zim took the ship up higher, leaving Earth's atmosphere.
Soon they were passing Pluto (which is not a planet ) and leaving the solar system behind.
Dib watched as the Earth shrunk. He realized how small his home planet really was compared to the rest of space.
Suddenly Zim was standing next to him.
"Shouldn't you be flying the ship?" Dib asked worried.
"Auto pilot…" Zim explained plainly.
Dib sighed and went back to looking out the window.
"You know Dib, you don't have to do this…"
"Do what?"
"To fight space bunnies, what do you think?"
"Yeah I know."
"Then why did you come?"
Dib opened his mouth to respond, but he hesitated. There were so many reasons.
"First of all, I get to ride in an alien's ship into space to see other aliens. Second, by getting rid of the tallest, irkens will no longer need to invade other planets, so I'm kind of saving them."
Zim pulled at his collar nervously. He was not sure the second one would come true. Irkens had always invaded planets.
"Third, it's not I had anything better to do. And lastly, you're like my only friend."
Zim shrugged and went back to his controls. He went over the plan in his mind for the millionth time that day. Nothing could go wrong…nothing or something?
Gir came up to the controls looking board. "HEY WHAT'S THIS DO?" He screamed about to press a button.
"NO GIR!" Zim screamed, knocking his hand away.
"Oh sorry, HEY WHAT"S THIS DO?"
"NO GIR STOP IT!"
Zim sighed and rubbed his antennae, feeling a headache coming on.
"Okay Gir, go sit in your chair. That's a good Gir."
Gir sat down in his chair and started singing random songs very loudly.
"CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG!"
"SHUT UP!" Gaz screamed hitting the robot in the back of the head.
This sent Gir flying to the floor. Gir sat up and started crying.
"MASTER GAZ PUSHED ME!"
Zim stared at Gaz madly.
"Did not." She responded.
"Did too!" Gir said.
"DID NOT"
"DID TOO!"
"OKAY JUST SHUT UP YOU TWO!" Zim screamed. "Gaz, just apologize to him."
"No!"
"God, you guys are acting like children!" Dib yelled.
Everyone stopped yelling and silence filled the air.
"Camptown ladies sing this song…"
"OH DON'T EVEN START THAT!"
The air was filled with arguing once again.
"Warning, ship detected." The computer said above the noise.
Everyone ignored it and went on with the arguing.
"Oh you're just such a…"
"Well you're a bigger one!"
"What I didn't get to finish!"
"This is stupid!"
"I ATE THE MONKEY!"
"WARNING SHIP DETECTED!" The computer said again, making everyone shut up.
Zim looked out the cockpit. There was a small irken ship out there.
The ship spotted them and a little red light blinked on Zim's chair.
"Oh, firk, their hailing us!" Zim moaned.
"What do we do?" asked Dib, coming up next to the controls.
"I don't know, we were supposed to go unnoticed!"
"We could blow it up." Gaz offered.
"Yeah I second that!" Dib said.
"Wait, we can't do that!" Zim said.
Dib looked at the keyboard and pressed a button that said 'missile'.
A small missile shot out of their ship and hit the other ship, causing it to explode.
Zim looked at Dib, awestruck.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"
"Well, I…"
"DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!"
"No, but I…"
"These ships automatically give the tallest reports. You basically just gave us away!"
"Wait…but"
"They know were coming you idiot!"
~On the massive
"Hey Red! I found some popcorn! You want some?"
"No Purple." Red replied, sitting back in his chair. "I have potato chips."
"Fine more for me!"
Suddenly, a irken soldier burst into the room. "My Tallest, a ship was just blown up, by another irken ship!"
"Um, excuse me, but you're interrupting snack time!" Purple said to the soldier.
"Wait, what do you mean by another irken ship?" Red asked. "That would be treachery!"
Red looked at Purple. "ZIM!"
