Chapter 9: In which Connor has to apologize for the money he spent while his brother's been dead
I'm guessing this goes somewhere between Golden Ages Spider-man 21 and 22?
Spider/Multiverse: Daiskue's bus
Connor sat exhausted inside a large bus. He could not believe what had transpired over the past few days. Yesterday, he heard he was being put on trial for whatever stupid shit he'd done in November-January. Now? He was travelling the multiverse with a teenage Peter, the Inhuman Ben Parker Jr ,some guy named Kendrick Durham and some dog/boy named Daiskue/Wilbur.
The other 3 were preoccupied with stuff. Daiskue was playing Sims Pets, Kendrick was fixing his mask and the other Peter was telling him gross sex acts he'd done with Gwen Stacy. Peter was talking with a huge grin on his face. Ben was drinking beer for some weird reason.
"And then, she like SCREAMED, like in porn, I never thought that would happen ever, because they can fake orgasms and shit, I mean you seem like a porn watching guy so you must know about..."
Connor pressed a finger to his head, and activated a projector. The other 3 turned to stare at the wall, where Peter Parker of Earth 1618 was looking, well in a word, disgusted.
"Goddamn kid, even if you are me, keep your mouth shut, or I'll tell you that she-"
Connor snapped.
"Pete not now!"
Peter looked a little sad.
"Sorry, glad you're checking in though,things got a little hairy back there when your legs, y'know.."
Connor nodded. Just an hour ago, he'd been walking home, talking to his sister, when a freaking energy vampire almost killed him. Then this bus had shown up and knocked the dude down. The 4 had saved his life and he'd almost killed all of them unfortunately, when his powers gave out in the middle of the Parker's burning apartment. Now he was saving the multiverse, riding the freaking Magic School Bus.
Peter looked around.
"That's quite a group you got there, mind if they introduce themselves?"
Connor snapped his fingers and the 4 turned around.
"Kendrick Durham."
"Peter Parker"
"Hi Dad or not Dad, I guess technically not dad."
"Daiskue Okami, or Wilbur the Siberian husky."
Peter took a deep breath. He pointed at Ben, Kendrick and Daiskue.
"Ben in my world, you're 6 and like dinosaurs and Iron Man, I don't care if Medusa or Storm and Wolverine or whoever lets you drink beer, put it down."
"Kendrick, I assume you know you're dead in my world."
Kendrick piped up,"And like every other one."
You talking dog, Are pretty awesome but also weird."
Daiskue nodded.
"All of you need to brief me right now."
The 4 told him of the Inheritors, the 2 616 Spider-Men and of everything that led to their arrival in 1618.
Peter nodded.
"You saw two versions of me from the same universe."
They nodded.
"One was you, the other sounded like Doc Ock." Kendrick said.
"Ok, then Connor take a seat."
He did.
"Michael isn't dead."
Connor's eyes got wide.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
The other 4 looked at him.
Pete piped up.
"Who's Michael?"
Peter sighed.
"Connor's brother and my immediate, besides Miles Morales, successor as Spider-Man."
The others looked at him. Kendrick looked at Connor.
"Dude, you must be getting mindfucked right now."
"Like I wasn't already?"
Peter pointed at a table that held red goop.
"This is what apparently made up the body in the coffin, it matches the DNA of him and his symbiote. It was sealed tight and the coffin wasn't opened. Your brother may in fact be alive, but somewhere else in time."
Connor put his head in his hands.
"Oh my god, I owe him so much money."
Peter looked at young Peter and Daiskue.
"You two, keep him from breaking the bus."
Just then two other call windows popped up, revealing a very pissed Sara Hardy and a confused Reggie Quinn.
Sara was screaming.
"YOU ASSHOLE, FIRST YOU DON't PICK UP MY CALLS AND THEN I HEAR YOU ALMOST DIE! What the fuck-"
She noticed the other Spider heroes.
"Is going on?"
Connor sighed.
"Sara did you hear everything else before you started yelling at me?"
She nodded.
Connor took a breath.
"Number one, I'm saving the multiverse, Two my brother is alive. Three do you see who I'm with?"
The 4 waved. Young Peter did the call me hand sign.
"Babe, I'm sorry, but All our relationship problems, have to be hold right now. You can yell at me at my trial."
Reggie piped up.
"dude, why wasn't I invited?"
Connor rolled his eyes.
"Reg, are you on a flying train?"
Reggie turned to show the crowd of costumed kids.
"It's orientation for new recruits."
"Then we both have important things to do."
"Peter, keep my vid link open record everything that happens after this call ends."
Peter smirked.
"I already was."
"Good."
The call ended.
Teen Pete spoke up.
"Dude, your girlfriend is hot."
The assembled 4 nodded, Connor got a fist bump from Ken and Ben, and even Daiskue.
"She's my ex."
"Can I have her number?"
"Fuck off Parker."
Daiskue piped up.
"Guys, there's something big going on."
The 5 strapped themselves in as Daiskue zoomed off to an unknown destination.
AN:Next time Golden Age Spider-Man 21,brotherly love and the battle on Loomworld
