From: katie m cullen ( www

Wolf boy logged on

Porcupine logged on

Werewolf logged on

Wolf boy- hey guys!

Porcupine- Yo, Jake. What's crakin' lackin'?

Wolf boy- NM (not much). What about you Embry?

Werewolf- same. Not much

Hardened Soldier logged on in search of other vamps

Hardened Soldier- …. Great, only mutts here

Wolf boy-……LOL!!

Werewolf- Jake… are you ok?

Wolf boy- whispers to Embry and Quil

Porcupine-…. Hahahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahh!!

Werewolf- WHOOT!!

Hardened Soldier- Uh… I'm completely wiereded out. What's wrong with you guys?

Wolf boy- What's wrong with you?!

Hardened Soldier- I don't know what you are talking about

Porcupine- You know, your name!

Werewolf- That's just dirty!

Hardened Soldier- I still don't get it

Wolf boy- You know, Hardened Soldier

Hardened Soldier- … Still don't get it, yes, I have been through a lot, that's why I chose the name

Porcupine- You know, Hardened

Hardened Soldier- I still don't get it….

Werewolf- Man, you are soooo clueless! Hardened, as in erection!

Hardened Soldier - …..

Hardened Soldier has logged off in embarrassment

-The next day-

Bloody Soldier has logged in

Daring Em has logged on

Daring Em- Hey Jasper! Why did you change your screen name?

Bloody Soldier- … It's a long story…

Bloody Soldier has logged off to avoid more questions about new screen name

Daring Em- Well… that was weird, I wonder what his problem is. What was wrong with Hardened soldier? …Oh! teehee I'm going to soooo tease him about this later. Hardened... lol!

Thanxs Katie m Cullen! I know you weren't really suggesting this (I hope you don't mind that I used it), but I found it hilarious and also LOLed! Thanxs again, R&R guys. Leave ideas too, please.