Me and my friend were just bumming around and stupid things happened. My friend (Kerri) was playing with the guitar and I started singing… so I wrote it down. Lol.
I own Robert Pattinson.
Robert: No you don't.
You like strong crazy girls?
Robert: … Yes.
Fine then, you can own me.
Robert: O.o
I've mastered that look Mr. Don't even TRY and use it on me.
We all know,
That you love those hair extensions
Almost as much
As your penis implant
When the filming stopped
You had a party with Nick Jonas
And it rocked.
Oh, You may regret it
But now he's got a baby
And you're paying all the child support
OH ROBERT!
Don't stop being you
Because one day very, very soon
Kristen or Nikki will have one too.
Maybe you can go back
And talk to your Spanish fan
I'm sure she's forgotten
Your horrible dinner plan.
This is just a message,
From kerri and HorribleStan
Oh, Robert, don't stop
no don't stop
doing what you planned.
We all know
That you died
In Harry Potter
But now your ugly
And your hair is a mess
But that's okay
We know
You like wearing a dress.
And now your makeup
Is whiter than a cloud
And I hope your
Parents are really, really proud.
Going from two daughters,
To suddenly having three,
Must have been quite stressful
But now you're finally free.
We know you discovered hair gel,
And thought it pretty cool
And now you're a famous film star
Your making young girls drool.
I tried to walk to school
And found Twilight fans ahead,
Now when I leave my house,
I paddle there instead.
That's where we finished. Isn't it HILARIOUS!
