Chapter 11 - Saturn

"Come on you stupid miner! Hand over your Pokemon!" It was another one of the elites in Team Galactic. He had blue hair that was messy and long. The trim on his top curved up. "Hey, what the HELL do you think you're doing?" screamed Evan at the guy. He turned around and started walking toward Evan. "Yeah, that's right, you. What the hell are you doing to Roark? He didn't do anything to - OH MY GOD! SATURN!? IS THAT REALLY YOU!?" Evan was shocked. His older brother, Saturn was part of the Team Galactic. He as an admin too! "Yeah, that's right, it's me," he said. "Haven't seen you in a while little bro. See you still haven't grown." "Guys, meet my -stupid- older brother: Saturn." said Evan. "Hey, I remember you!" said Scott. "You're the guy that fell off that cliff! HAH! You STILL look like a big dork!" "You're gonna regret that," said Saturn. "Go Purugly!" he tossed out a Great Ball, and a giant cat Pokemon, the evolved form of Glameow appeared. "DO ALL OF YOU FREAKING PEOPLE HAVE CATS!?" yelled Kyle. "Easy Kyle," said Scott. "I know what you wanna say, but just take breath and-" "SCREAM IT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS!" cried Evan. "Kyle, if it makes you feel any better, battle the damn cat!" said Scott. "Go Geodude!" criend Kyle tossing out a Pokeball. The boulder Pokemon appeared in the faded burst of light. "Geodude, Magnitude!" cried Kyle. A strong quake shook the cave, but didn't cause too much damage. Magnitude 7. "Purugly, use Tackle!" said Saturn. It tackled Geodude, but since it is made of stone it didn't do much harm at all. "Geodude, use Rock Throw!" Geodude obediently threw boulders atop Purugly's ugly head. The blow knocked the cat Pokemon out. "Alright then, if you're so tough," said Saturn. "Go, Skuntank!" "What the heck is a Skuntan - HOLY JESUS' MOTHER'S STOCKINGS!" screamed Evan. As soon as a giant purple skunk Pokemon with its tail bent in an 'up' position, an awful smell filled the arid mine. "God Saturn!" said Evan. "That smells almost as bad your socks!" "Skuntank, Flamethrower!" Skuntank blew out a powerful stream of flames which hit Geodude with much force. "Geodude, Magnitude!" A very sudden and strong earthquake rumbled the whole mine. It opened up a fissure in the very end of the mine. Magnitude 10! Since Skuntank is Poison/Dark type, it completely destroyed it. Skuntank fell to the floor unmoving. Everyone stared at it in total silence - poot! "Skunks can FART too!?" said Scott, while holding his nose. "I'm almost out of Pokemon," said Saturn. "Well, here goes something! Go Golbat!" Golbat came out of the Pokeball that Saturn threw. "Geodude, Rock Blast!" said Kyle. Geodude urled boulder after boulder onto Golbat. 5 rocks! 5 of them! They clipped Golbat's wings and hit it hard, giving it a real beating. "Golbat, use Poison Fang!" commanded Saturn. Goldbat's fangs bit harshly into Geodude and, like a snake, released venom into its body. Using one of its muscular arms, Geodude swiftly punched Golbat, and it barreled backwards. "Finish it Geodude! Rock Throw!" Golbat fainted after the attack landed. "Wow, for a boulder, that thing is pretty strong!" said Saturn. "Well -stupid- big brother? Do you realize now what Team Galactic is doing is wrong?" asked Evan. "You've known me for 13 years Evan. Of course I don't. I just do what my boss tells me to, and try not to get beat up by those tough rocks all the time - Oh my lord, the rock just got tougher!" Kyle, Evan, and Scott looked behind them. Instead of Kyle's Geodude, Kyle's brand-new Graveler stood steadfast with its 4 masculine arms polishing its body. Saturn fled while Kyle pet his newly obtained Pokemon. "Kyle… I'm the Oreburgh Gym Leader - And I wouldn't even pet a rock."