Back with a chapter of your sort of interesting, not funny, and mediocre story! I suppose the saying "Good things come to those who wait", doesn't apply here. I switched you out didn't I? Anyway, now for what you came for. I don't know how anyone likes this but I'll keep supplying for like the 4 people who keep demanding. I've been realizing a couple of things about these series. One, I always indirectly voice my opinions about the Warriors series though my characters, and two, I read chapter 7 and I laughed so hard when Tigerstar complains about not being able to crack open a cold one with the boys, when Firestar shows up and shoves fox dung in his mouth, then calls him an evil wad of mustard. Why do I make myself laugh like an arrogant prick?

P.S. I've also seen some instances where I could've made puns. When Heathertail "cuts" off one of the hosts, I could've used a chainsaw pun. Missed opportunity there.

"I'll take it" the cloaked figure said. "But I'm only willing to pay 2000 gold."

The shopkeeper grew angry. "I've already told you! The lowest I'm willing to go is 2150! Final offer!" The shopkeeper forcefully took the gold and gave the item to the traveler.

The traveler walked outside and pulled his hood up. "That's the second biggest acorn I've ever seen!" Of course it's Ratatoskr, who else could it be? This may seem like a pointless line of words, but Ratatoskr is planning something big, something we shall see soon.

I'll be real with you, I also have no idea what he's planning at this point. I'll just make it up as I go like usual.

Azureflower was looking very menacing standing in the damp and rainy alleyway. Tsunamistar began to keep walking, but was cut off and gradually forced into the alley by various other cats.

"I have your family. The ransom is 10 chapters of the Warriors Truth or Dare Show. You'd better get to writing." Azureflower has a deranged and creepy smile on her face. Tsunamistar began to think about how unstable Azureflower was becoming in her desire for more chapters, but he simply nodded his head.

"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMEDY!? I'M TAKING OVER NOW! THIS SORT OF THING IS SEVERELY OUT OF PLACE. RATATOSKR GET OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FROM NORSE MYTHOLOGY AND WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE USED IN ANOTHER STORY! YOU'RE NO LONGER A CHARACTER HERE. WHAT THE JIZZLE MAN? I JUST WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN!" Trunkleaf was so angry at Tsunamistar he just might have bursted. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS SHOW MAN!? I'M TAKING OVER LEADERSHIP! THE READER IS LOOKING FOR COMEDY RIGHT HERE OKAY? GO TAKE YOUR DARK IDEAS SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Tsunamistar knew that his privileges couldn't be revoked, but he went along with it. "Okay, let's get the show started then." Tsunamistar clapped his paws and disappeared.

"Okay people let's get this started! Wait, what!? Tsunamistar's out of ideas? No way! I'll flay him! Okay okay I got this." Eaglefang was about to start, but then he realized he had no script, no dares, no truths, and no contestants. He was then cut of as Azureflower took over.

"Alright everybody we have nothing! So I'm just going to improvise! Our first contestant is Snowfur!"

"oh hi everybody i guess im here now." Snowfur mumbled meekly. "Wow, what happened to Snowfur? Guess she's not good in front of crowds." The audience was gossiping. "Truth or Dare Snowfur? I'll give you a choice for once, becAUSE I'M NICE!" The audience groaned at Azureflower. On top of not being nice, she had also shattered their eardrums.

"Wait, Larry, do cats have eardrums?" Tsunamistar turned to his fact checker. "Of course they do! Are you dumb? What did you think? They have better hearing than humans!" Larry looked very exasperated at the question. "Okay, Okay, not trying to disrespect here."

"d-d-d-dare i g-g-g-guess." Snowfur just wanted to be left alone. Azureflower shows no mercy however, resulting in the following conundrum. "I dare you to not get hit by a monster! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS A CLASSIC I SWEAR! I'm just kidding! I dare you to battle a monster and see if you survive!"

Snowfur died of embarrassment and fear. Her body disintegrated slowly and painfully. "Hah, your mom is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice!" Somehow, the pile of dust shrunk a little more. Azureflower continued to smack talk the pile of dust until it was no longer there. This was an obvious waste of time but Azureflower kept doing it. The rest of the program is her verbally trashing a pile of dust. I'll spare you the boredom of that.

Wanted to make this one longer but my eyes are closing and I need to sleep. Hope you enjoyed another installment in my characters adventures.