Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here.
Tom: What's good, y'all?!
Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking! Now in the last chapter, we almost got arrested. Not just me. Not just Tom. We all almost got arrested.
Tom: Why you gotta bring our fans into our problem, bro?
Isiah: It's just a story, dude.
Tom: *sigh*
Isiah: Anyway, if you guys thought that it was over, then you're in for a wild ride on this one.
Alvin: *walks in room* I gotta say. It's nice to see my father and my enemy working together. Now they can finally realize what they've learned from each other.
Isiah: Enjoy the next chapter.
Previously on Shot Blocking
"Shot Blocking, bitch," Dave and Ian said together.
"One for Hawk," Dave said.
"And one for Seville," Ian said as he and Dave ran back in the house.
*the Chipmunks and Chipettes share a good laugh together*
Brittany: Wow. Thought those two would never work together.
Alvin: I know, right.
Simon: Hey. We should make them work together more.
Jeanette: I'm pretty sure they'll do again it real soon.
*a good 10 seconds of silence*
Theodore: Well, I'm going somewhere now. *gets off couch and leaves room*
Eleanor: Bye, Theo.
Alvin: I think I'm gonna play a game now.
Simon: And I'm off to do some studying. *leaves room along with Alvin*
Brittany: Okay, girls. It's time to show those Chipmunks what it really means to prank someone.
Jeanette: Let's do it.
Eleanor: Yeah! Teach them some respect!
Simon was in the living room with a friend of his read some books when Jeanette walked in on them.
Jeanette cleared her throat catching their attention. "Oh. Hey Jeanette," Simon greeted.
"Hi Simon," Jeanette said. "I could really use your guys' help. Dave lost his engagement ring and I've looked all over the place for it."
"Jeanette, Dave does not have a fiancé," Simon said.
"Yes he does, you just haven't met her yet," Jeanette said. "If you guys can help me for a minute that would be great."
"I'd be happy to help," Simon's friend Jake said as he got up from the couch and started looking for the ring. "Simon can you turn on the light," Jeanette asked.
"I guess," Simon said as he turned on the light only to be electrocuted by the light switch. He fell on the ground shaking.
"Oh my God," Jake said. "Is he okay?"
"Oh he's fine. He just has some seizures," Jeanette explained. "You should go now." Jeanette then led Jake to the door and allowed him to leave. When he left, Jeanette giggled and ran back to Simon and said ," Th- Th- Th- Th- That's what- Y- Y- You get- B- B- Bitch!"
"Th- That's- M- Messed up," Simon managed to say.
"Another one for Jean," Jeanette said as she walked out of the room leaving Simon alone.
Simon: Okay. I deserved that. No questions asked. I definitely deserved that. But pleaser, Jean. Let's to back to being friends.
Eleanor was coming in the house when he saw some massage oil on the table. She also saw a note that said, "Property of Theodore Seville." When she saw the note, an idea formed in her head that she just had to do. She took the massage oil and went to the bathroom.
"There's nothing better than a good old massage, Theo," Eleanor said as she got out two bottles. "Especially when it involves a little Bleach. And Frank's Hot Sauce." The green clad Chipette giggled as she poured the two liquids in the massage oil.
Two hours later...
Theodore was getting a massage from Dave. They both had quite an easy day for them. So Theodore decided to ask Dave if he could get a massage. Dave gladly said yes.
"Like your massage, Theodore," Dave asked.
"Yeah. It feels nice," Theodore moaned. Then suddenly, he felt some warmth contacting with his fur. "It's kinda hot," he again moaned.
"You know, come to think of it, I feel it too," Dave said. "Now that I think of it, it's VERY hot!" Dave's hands were burning from the massage oil and he screamed running out of the room while Theodore scurried around the living room trying to cool off his back. He then tried to roll on his back but it was still no use.
After a moment, Eleanor walked in the room with a smirk on his face. "Hey there, Smokey. You like my little invention I made up," she giggled.
"ELEANOR," Theodore screamed still trying to get the burning to stop.
"That's what you get, bitch," Eleanor said. "Another one for the Princess." Eleanor then left the room leaving Theodore with just his problems.
Theodore: What the heck, Eleanor! Everything was going just fine until you decided to do that. I really thought that we were making things go the right way, and it...- It's just doesn't make any sense!
Alvin was in his room with Simon having a conversation.
"So your friend's dad was in the Military," Alvin asked.
"Yeah. Turns out he was a super secret agent Adventure in the Kingdom look alike killer," Simon said. "But we're not suppose to talk about that."
"A good reason as any I guess," Alvin said as he went back to watching TV. Simon did the same thing. After a minute, Brittany walked into the room and cleared her throat.
"Hey, Brit," Alvin and greeted.
"Hey, guys," Brittany greeted back. "Listen. There's no easy way to say this, so I'm gonna come out right with it." Brittany then turned around bending over and pulling down her skirt.
"Oh, what the hell," Alvin complained. Brittany just took out a lighter and farted when she lit a fire. The flame went right towards the two chipmunks. Alvin just covered his nose and looked at Simon who just fell on the table knocked out.
"Simon? Simon," Alvin tried to wake Simon up but he was knocked out. "That's what you get, bitch," Brittany said as she pulled up her skirt. "Another one for Brit." She then left the room.
Alvin: Alright, Brit. I see we're back into bad habits. I see how you wanna play it. You want the Chipmunks back into it? Your wish has officially been granted. I've got something for your ass. Oh, yeah. I've got something for you, Brit.
Shot Blocking. What's next?
Isiah: Dang. A Chipette Shot Blocking Montage. We hope you've enjoyed it. And when you get the chance, please read and review my latest story called 10 Things You Shouldn't Say to a Nerd.
Tom: But before you do that, please give this story a nice review. Flames are not allowed as always. Adventure in the Kingdom: Simon's Episode in officially under works. We love you guys. Thanks for the support given to us every day. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: Until next time.
