Chapter 8 - "Daughter"

It started last week when Dedede had a stupid idea.

"We need to do something other than fighting." Said Master Hand.

"A play?"

"Well..."

"Yes."

And so they started planning.

"Those at the bottom of the tier list, make props. By the way, you're not getting credited. Luigi, you get to be the extra backup actor."

"But..." Said Luigi.

"No."

Luigi didn't understand why.

"Those in the middle, are singers. I don't care if you suck or not. Top tiers get to be the actors. Also, we need one person who will be the backstage guy. Any volunteers?"

Of course, they pushed Olimar.

"Do I get to be credited?"

"Of course not."

"Oh, okay."

Kirby was getting nervous because he had to do a solo, but he sucked.

"Poyo?" ( Can I pick a new song? )

"No. Go away."

"Any of you can do origami?"

Nobody could.

"Luigi! Learn how to make origami and come back to me with forty flowers in 45 minutes."

"That's not enough ti-"

"Shut up and work."

Luigi started slaving away. Suddenly, he got an idea.

"200 smash coins for each flower."

"Nevermind."

The rest started making a plot for the play.

"It should be about how much we hate Luigi with music."

"He should fall out of a tree and die."

"Yes."

"No." Said Luigi.

But it was no use, the director was Dedede.

"We must finish this in three days."

"Isn't that too short of a time limit?"

"Shut."

Two days later...

"You guys ready?"

"No!?"

"Just try your best?"

So they started their final practices.

"He was a nice son. You should have spent more time with him."

"... She's my daughter."

"Sorry, I think I'm at the wrong grave."

"Luigi's the daughter?"

"The real actor couldn't make it, and Luigi is the extra."

"Oh."

"Am I being credited?"

"No."

At the final performance, it went almost as good as the practices. The tree instead fell on top of Luigi rather than the other way around.

Luigi lost a stock, sadly. Probably because they got Villager to plant the trees there in the first place.

"I hate my life." Said Luigi.

As everyone was getting called up for credits, Luigi was in the background drawing sad faces on the wall.