Mutants in tights
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "I left my handbag in the underworld".
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ACT 9 - Tights are fun to wear!
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We go to Bayville Forest at night. As Remy rides into the Merry Men's camp, he see's Forge standing on the watch tower, holding a hand to his ear
"Blinkin'", says Remy, forwning, "what are you doing up dere?".
"Guessing.", says Forge, "I...guess no one's coming".
"Please come down from dere", says Remmy, tehn adds under his breath, "...twit".
"Don't call me a twit!", shouts Forge, "I'm smarter than you could ever be".
Remy shakes his head and rides off, Forge head to the exit of the watch tower
"Well..I guess there's a ladder around here somewhere..., he mutters.
He finally finds it, and after much moving around swings out of the tower, only to knock the ladder down, he reaches out for the non-existant ladder, only to frail around in mid air before falling to the ground with a thud
"I can't feel my right arm, I can't feel my right arm!", he screams from the ground
"Oh no! I broke Forge! Todd Fan's gonna kill me!", whimpers Jamie, then blinks, "...hey...wait a minute".
"Heh heh heh", chuckls Forge.
"That was sooooo not funny!", sulks Jamie.
Forge picks himself up and dusts himself off before pausing
"I CAN SEE!", he says, moving to run joyfully...headlong into a tree
"Nope, I was wrong", Forge sighs, walking off.
We go to another part of the camp, where Pyro and Sabertooth leave 'ye-olde-port-a-privy's'...seperate ones...not the same one...
"Thanks alot!", grumbles Sabertooth.
"Yeah, they probably wouldn't have thought any different if you hadn't said that", whines Pyro, "now you've given them the idea!".
"Just get on with it", snaps Jamie, "what is it, slack off day!".
"Blimey, these are hard to get on", says Sabertooth, "Let's face it, you gotta be a man to wear tights. Will, how are my seams?".
"Do I have to look?", asks Pyro
"No, just say the line", sighs Jamie.
"Perfect", says Pyro, not looking
"Everytime!", grins Sabertooth proudly.
He and Pyro high-five each other and music starts up, all the other Merry Mutants show up too and start to dance and sing.
We're mutants, mutants in tights
We roam around Bayville looking for fights.
As the group do a punch swipe in unison, Sabertooth has to duck from being hit by Forge, then has to steady him before he falls over
We're mutants, mutants in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
As the four main merry mutants lean on each other's back in front, Sabertooth has to turn Forge around so he's leaning the right way, all done while still singing.
We may look like sissys
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
As they punch forward, Forge punches to the side, hitting Pyro in the face
"Geeez, you have one hell of a right hook!", says Pyro, stumbling a little.
We're mutants, mutants in tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights.
They all get into a can-can line as they sing
La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Lalalalalalala
We're mutants, tough mutants
Mutants in tights, yeah!
We roam around Bayville looking for fights.
As the main four start to move to the side, Sabertooth is once again forced to grab Forge to pull him in the right direction
We're mutants, mutants in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.
We may look like pansies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
This time Sabertooth gets smaked in the face by Forge
"Boy am I glad for my healing factor", he mutters as they sing
We're mutants, mutants in tights
Tight tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When your in a fix just call for the men in tights.
We're butch!
"Cut!", says Jamie happily.
"Okay, now I get ta kill blinky joe!", snaps Sabertooth, starting after Forge.
"Not until I;ve finished burning him", says Pyro.
"Help!", cries Forge, running away.
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There we go, two acts for the price of one! Do review. Until next time...
