Chapter Thirteen: "Kaiba the Big Brother"

"MOKUBA!" The man behind the whole problem of licking the walls, had now entered the washroom. Yes, in later years everyone would point the blame at Seto Kaiba, for giving Yami that money in the first place. It was ALL Kaiba's fault.

"What's wrong, big brother?" Kaiba winced at the words 'big brother' which of course came from Mokuba.

"What are you doing in a girl's washroom?"

"What are YOU doing in a girl's washroom?" asked Billy Bob Joe Junior.

"I... I don't know!" said Kaiba.

"We're--" said Mai.

"Licking--" said Anzu.

"Walls!" sad Serenity, the sentence now complete.

"Hehe! I'm HIGH," giggled Yami.

"Oooookaaay then," said Kaiba, "Just smiling, backing away and RUNNING!" He began to do so.

"Come and lick with us, Big Brother!"

"Riiiight, like I'd do something like that? No!"

"Why not?"

"Because..." Kaiba had to think for a minute, "I'm not a loser... or a freak!"

"But you are a DUELING guy," said Jono.

"A dueling guy?"

"Aren't you going to stay and lick?" Billy Bob Joe Junior was sad. He was very sad that Kaiba wouldn't lick the walls with him. And when Billy Bob Joe Junior was sad, people got hurt.

"Come and lick, Kaibo!"

"It's KAIBA, dammit, KAIBA, and about licking? Lemme think... NO!"

Together, Mai and Anzu latched onto him, and begin to push him towards the wall.

"NO!" shouted Seto, but he wasn't going to be stupid like all the others before him, no, because Seto clamped his mouth shut. Unfortunately, this didn't work because Billy Bob Joe Junior reached in with his little non-existent carrot hands and grabbed Kaiba's tongue.

"Mmmmm... Carrot..."