What's up, you foxy mama ('cause you're f**king pregnant. Get it?)
Damn straight! Someone finally called me by my proper title, "Sexy".
I never said I was the best. I said I was the most awesome, and that's truth. What the hell are you talking about? I didn't try to kill you.
Aww man! Really? Tennessee? He (she? I can't remember) always wants to play lame a** country music at parties. I already have 303! music (they're from Denver! So f**king awesome. Your welcome world!). Fine. Whatever. Tennessee can come but I'm in charge of the damn music.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F**K YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I don't remember trying to kill you. And Wyoming is too much a nice guy to push people off mountains. Unless you really piss him off...then he's like the hulk. But it's hard to make him mad. Trust me, I've tried. N-no ad-adrenaline? How do you survive? I live on adrenaline, dude!
Yes. When you're being a b*tch and PMSing. That's not awesome. You being pregnant is a national threat.
Kyle "Colorado" Jones
P.S. I still am f**king cute! But more sexy than cute now.
P.P.S. Are you really dating a Russian? Dad said something about whooping some "commie a**" after he read a letter from you. I was reading over his shoulder, sorry!
-LETTER-
Nice, dude. Real nice.
Oh, my mistake, then!
She. Is. Coming. She. Will. Know. She. Will. Contain her choice in music. Until. We get back. To our homes. You. Will. Control yourself. This will happen or ONE OF YOU. WILL. DIIIEE! Good!
OH NO WAIT! It was the BIMBO that tried to kill me! Never mind, then!
I knoooooow! No hunting! No alchohol! It suuuuuuuuucks! No matter how many times I go through this, it never gets any easier!
:D Thank you! :D
Kasey Jo "Kentucky" Jones
P.S. Suuure you are, sweetie!
P.P.S. Sorta? Me and Moscow are off, but I have a possible date with his brother...
P.P.P.S. Tell Dad that if he's going after Moscow, fine! Go ahead! Shoot him once for me! But no one else. I like Ivan. When he's drunk. Which is most of the time, really. And Chelyabinks. Hes really cute. Kinda squishy, but not TO squishy, ya know? Like Georgia's a**, to use a metaphor YOU can understand.
