Kiku awoke a while later and found himself on a bed. Groggily sitting up, his silky black hair in dissaray, the red-eyed nation yawned and rubbed his eyes. How did he get here?
Last he remembered, he was on the floor after escaping from the enemy. When did he fall asleep? Looking at the rest of him, his clothes were a mess, but he felt and looked better than earlier at least.
Kiku looked to his right and yelled, "GAH!"
Ludwig, who had been sitting on a stool next to his bedside, fell off. He had been sleeping in a sitting position somehow, "V-vhat?!"
"Y-you- why…" making ridiculous arm gestures, the Japanese man just pointed at the other with a look of complete bewilderment on his face, "Ehh?
Managing to get back on the stool, Ludwig brushed himself off grumpily and looked at Kiku, irked, "Well, out of the goodness of my heart, I managed to carry your heavy asses onto this bed, when I found you unconcious on the ground. I heard the comotion and took a peek and was disappointed to find you two instead of someone useful."
Ignoring that last insult, Japan thought back, 'wait… where is Gilbert?'
Then, he remembered that Ludwig said 'asses' which means more than one person… he looked to his left and screamed as he fell out of the bed, waking Gil who was in the bed with him.
"Why did you put me in the same f*cking bed as gilbert?!" Kiku scrambled away from the startled, close-to-having-a-heart-attack Gilbert.
"Well, there was only one!" Ludwig argued, "You should be happy I didn't throw you back outside!"
Gilbert had his hand over his heart with an alarmed expression, hyperventilating.
"Gil, shut the f*ck up. We're trying to have a conversation here!" Japan rolled his eyes, muttering on the former country's rudeness.
"Kiku you dummkopf." The blonde nation sighed as he walker over and attempted to calm down his brother, "Bruder, bruder, bruder! …Good… now shut the f*ck up."
"I could've done that."
"Without knocking him into a comatose state?"
"Yeah, thought so."
Shaking his head to hide his embarrassed expression, "W-whatever! Listen, we got your damn food, happy?"
"Oh, you mean the mushrooms? And before you ask, Yes, I did search you guys while you were sleeping." Ludwig laid his head against the headboard with an aloof air while his brother's sat next to him, tense and hugging a pillow and Kiku with an irritated one while he sat criss crossed on the floor.
"Wha-? I- don't… jackass..."
"While they weren't it wasn't my favorite meal, they were A LOT more better than that 'water' you gave me earlier."
"Will you stop with the- you know what? J-just forget it. Are we ready for the journey now, your highness?"
"Yes, my not-that-good sir."
"L-let's just go to the 4th floor to check on the Mochi Kiku was talking about." Gilbert interjected so before a fight happened. Their lives were already endangered by that gray creature, he didn't want each other added to the list. I mean, they do this everyday. Can they afford to hold off at least until, they find Italy and escape?
"Hey, I never told you about the mochi." Japan's suspicion rose.
"Well, that's probably because you were drunk when you told me." Japan's supicion lowered.
"Fine, but I'm coming back here later." Ludwig pointed to the steel door he was using as a hiding spot earlier.
"Why?" Kiku narrowed his bloody red eyes, "Were you doing dirty-"
"No." the blonde German inturrupted, "Well, you could say I'm… used to them. There's a lot of room, though."
Even though they kept their mouths shut, eveyone in that room was thinking, 'That's what she said.'
(Germany joined the party.)
So off the three allies were. Off into the unknown world that was a hallway, not knowing what to expect or what was going on. They cautiously ventured through the never ending path, confused, paranoid, hungry, thirsty, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Kiku, Ludwig, and Gilbert walked in awkward silence, not knowing what to say or when to say.
"So…" Germany walked behind Japan with Prussia close behind, "where's Feliciano?"
Taking a left, the dark-haired nation shrugged, "Geez, who do I look like? Lovino?"
"Just asking…"
The trio took another left before heading toward the staircase that would lead to a higher floor. The German brothers were beginning to space out when Kiku abruptly stopped causing Ludwig to nearly fall on top of the smaller man and Gil to slam his face on his younger sibling's back, "Oof!"
"Gah! Kiku, now's not the time for-"
"Sh, shush! Be quiet for once in your life!" The Japanese man furrowed his eyebrows and stared into nothing. His company looked at him, questioning his sanity once more.
After several more seconds, Germany asked, "Uh, Kiks… what are you doing?"
"I'm saving my file."
"Well?" Kiku stood by the door, arms crossed, weight shifted on one leg, and looking expectantly at the two Germans.
Gilbert analyzed the strange… thing. It was an oversized Mochi with a resemblance to Alfred if he ever was some kind of rice cake. The white ball growled at him and his brother, snapping it's not-so-scary "fangs" at them. Gilbert sweatdropped, "Eh… i-it's really a mochi stuck in the wall…"
"Why would I lie about that?" Kiku was known for being an uncontrollable liar sometimes.
"Who cares? Now, why do you want to take out this nuisance, again?" Ludwig poked the thing with his boot, nonchalantly, barely missing the 'MericaMochi (its new name) teeth.
"I want it dead. With my sword and possibly my fists and pointy-star-throwing-things."
"…seems reasonable. Let's do this."
Grabbing it by the cowlick, Germany tugged once. Nothing. Again, harder. Nothing. Both hands, using his foot for leverage. …F*CK! Kick! Smack! Punch! Stomp! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING! NOTHING!
As Prussia watched his brother struggle, he suggested, "Have you tried asking it nicely?"
"shut up!"
Pulling one last time, the blonde German growled, "Forget it. The only logical way to get it out is to…"
"Burn this place to the ground?"
"Kill it in the wall?"
"Take a bulldozer to this place?"
"Call Saul?"
"…No…no, no, no…" Why was he friends with these pyschos? "I meant to get, like, a toolbox or something."
"Toolbox is good too, I guess."
"Not as fun."
Short, but funny, I guess... Each chapter is about 1,000 words each... tell me if you'd like them to shorter or longer K? hope Feli's okay~
Thanks for skimming~!
