Hello mina-sama... I'm updating this...yay! ... so before I get to it let me give you good news and bad news. Good news... this is a good chapter... as I assume they all are. Bad news are that I will be taking a two week break. Most of you already know that because I've told you myself. There are some I couldn't get ahold of so this message is for you. I'm kinda stressed at work there are a lot of changes and new training and a lot of stuff going on so I hardly get any time to write or even be at home. This is the third time they change my days off so its kinda odd right now.
I will be back and I'm leaving you on an interesting chapter so def. the next will be good .
Thanks for reading you guys...seriously I appreciate it XD
now enjoy!
ja
warning: shonen ai
i do NOT own Naruto manga/series...but when I do... I'll make sure to put in another 100 eps of filler... just for SHONEN AI. oh yes.
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"You have no idea." Naruto tried to push his weight against the door to keep it shut, but it wasn't working. Kakashi slipped in and couldn't help but laugh at the struggling boy.
"What are you gonna do to me?" Naruto crossed his arms. "I'm not the girl." He warned as Kakashi's face got closer. He meant to kiss him but as soon as he heard 'I'm not the girl' Kakashi burst out laughing again. He placed his hand on the wall behind Naruto's head and the other on his hip while shaking his head.
"What?!" He said between laughs.
"I said I'm not the girl." Naruto shoved him playfully and walked out of the bathroom. "Pervert." He added.
"I'll be quick." Kakashi peeked his head out of the bathroom and watched as Naruto walked away doing the manliest walk he could manage in female pants. "Are you sure you aren't the girl?" Kakashi joked.
"Yes. Positive." Naruto looked back and smiled. Where his sudden confidence came from was unknown to him, but seeing Kakashi in a delicate state surely made him more at ease.
"Oh well, maybe I'll take one for the team." Kakashi smiled at his own little joke.
"What?"
"Nothing. I'll be back." Kakashi shut the door and locked it this time.
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"Naru-hime wake up please." Sasuke stood with a ruler in hand and a very stern look on his face. "Naru-hime." He repeated a bit louder.
"Kakashi." Naruto's sentence slurred out at the end making it sound more like 'Kasasee'.
"Princess are you awake?"
"Huh?" Naruto sat up slowly and looked around while rubbing his eyes.
"Its time for class. Your vacation is over." Sasuke slapped his hand with the ruler and made his way to the other side of the room where a small roll-in-black board was.
"So soon? I thought we didn't have lessons anymore because of my party." Naruto uncovered his legs and almost slipped on his sheet but caught himself on the corner bedpost as he tried to walk over to his bathroom.
"You'll have no more lessons. You'll have small etiquette classes for the rest of the month. You'll receive instruction everyday in the morning and mini lessons on every meal." Sasuke began writing on the board 'How to Behave Like a True Lady: Lesson 1/20'
"What do you mean mini-lessons on every meal?" Naruto slouched in his seat at the small tea table by his window and placed his foot on the seat so he could place his face on his knee.
"It means that I will teach you a new rule every morning and small tips. During the meals you are to follow the rules I teach you that day and the rules that were taught on the days before. Those will be your quizzes. If you fail we will have longer lessons in the morning and extra ones at night." Sasuke approached Naruto and with the tip of his ruler he tapped Naruto's leg and back. "Sit up." He turned and headed towards the board again.
Naruto leaned foward and rested his head on his open hand. "Why do I need to know these things?"
"Because your mother and father told me to teach you. Also because you've never eaten in front of others."
"I'm not an animal." Naruto scoffed at the insinuation.
"I know. Naru-hime, just listen and do what they say. You are a very smart princess and equally beautiful, but your people skills aren't as developed because of the lack of human interaction. I'm just here to help you. Really. I am." Sasuke offered him a sincere smile and returned to writing.
"'Good posture, proper use of language, and respect.' What is that for? I thought you had to teach me how to use a spoon." Naruto read directly from the board and added a sting of sarcasm to his comment.
"We will begin with posture, use of language and respect. In your case language should be limited, you won't need to speak much, but if you do the obvious thing is to not use profanity nor rude or coarse language. As for respect, you are not to speak unless your father or mother speak to you. During dinner you, as our princess, you are not to speak to the guests. If they congratulate you or actually approach you smile and nod." Sasuke wrote tips under each main point for behavior and speech.
"What's wrong with my posture?" Naruto sat up straight and placed his hands on his lap.
"Not a lot when you think about it, but I need it to become second nature. We'll do this everyday until its a part of you." Sasuke continued writing 'always, sometimes, never'.
"What does that mean?" Naruto chewed on his fingernails as he spoke.
"Okay Naru-hime let me finish writing and we'll begin our lesson." Sasuke said impatiently and began to write again.
"Sensei do you dye your hair blue?" Naruto smiled at the visible twitch on Sasuke's forehead.
"No." He turned and face the board again. Before his chalk could touch the board Naruto spoke up again.
"So, can I pick you to marry me?" Naruto grinned wide and devilishly.
"Actually no." Sasuke's face glowed red, but he ignored it and turned again to look at the board.
"Sensei would it--" Naruto felt his laughter about to explode.
"Okay! Naru-chan, stop it." Sasuke chanted silently 'I love my job. I love my job.' This is going to be a very long day.
---That night---
"Kakashi." Naruto pushed open the front door which was slightly ajar. "Are you home?" He knocked lightly and entered Kakashi's home.
Naruto walked through the darkened rooms and soon was alone in the bedroom. "Kakashi?" Naruto whispered afraid to wake up the people that weren't there. He was ready to leave when a noise suddenly caught his attention. Naruto heard giggling coming from the bathroom and turned to the locked bathroom door.
"Hey, are you in there?" Naruto reached for the door handle and jiggled it around in an attempt to force it open.
A young brunette opened the door. She was still smiling and laughing with the older man behind her. His eyes met with Naruto's. Naruto quickly looked at his feet and turned around.
"Sorry, I didn't know--"
"Who's that?" The young girl asked.
Naruto turned to see what the man would answer.
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