DISCLAIMER: NO SOUL SORRY

"Damn Maka your getting better." Soul beamed as he picked himself off the floor. In the months they had to prepare for the attack planed by the vampire the small group had inproved their game. Maka who he remembered barley coud use her weapon was now almost as good as him in fighting. Blackstar and Tsubaki had quickly mastered their weapons as well. Kid and the girls needed little practice and were now the best of the best in fighting form. Soul nodded as he kissed his miesters lips before raiseing his sword to her.

"Once more love." he said as he waited for Maka to prepare herself. Maka smiled already ready for the fight at hand. Soul and Maka charged at eachother weapons drawn. Soul sliced at her cheek as she blocked useing the metal part of her bo staff. He then swung low for her hip which she blocked again. Soul nodded she had really learned to block with his training. Their friends watched in amazement. Maka and Soul's fights usually proved both intertaining and educational.

"Damnit Soul I just fixed this yesterday!" Maka screeched as she examined the new cut in her skirt. Soul gulped he knew exactly how much timed she had taken to fixed the skirt.

"Hey Maka look at it this way now the skirt is super sexy showing off your legs and not to mention that it wouldnt be their in the first place if I had my way." he said in a low husky voice. The look in her eyes was pure hysterical to the five friends watching. Maka yelled as she charged at the albino.

"Maka your angry for no reason. Just calm down and lets fuck this over...I mean talk this over." Soul said as he walked over to her.

"You are not haveing sex with me till you get my skirt fixed." she growled angrily at him. Soul paused as he thought that over.

"Can I at least get a blowjob?" he asked.

"No." was her quick answer.

"How bout I fell your breast or shower together or or maybe just watch you naked." Soul began throwing desprate answers out. Maka sighed at her partners desprate sex needs.

"No boy down." she said boredly.

"MAKA! MAKA! MAKA!" he yelled suddenly.

"What?" she asked agitated.

"CAn we have sex when I feed from you?" he asked. Maka shivered abit from both need and the fact that he had worded that creepy like.

"No." she replied before turning to her friends nodding and walking out.

"I am so getting laid tonight." Soul boasted as he strutted after the angry miester. After watching the albino chase after his girlfriend.

"So do you really think he'll get laid?" Blackstar asked. Liz shrugged before answering him.

"Did you not learn your lesson the first two times she kicked your ass for that?" she asked.

"Actually he does have a good chance." Kid said in thought. Tsubaki and Patty agreed as they all took bets on if and if not the two would get laid.

"We also need to remember that Rin comes back today." Tsubaki suddenly announced. A mixture of groans filled the small room.

Soul smiled as he snuck behind his nude miester in the bathroom. Maka moaned as he began kneeding her breast.

"Sorry for ruining your skirt I'll make you a new one." he said as he kissed her cheek. Maka sighed as she allowed the half vampire to trail kisses down his chest. Maka smiled as motioned for him to take her blood.

"You want to be full streangth for when Rin gets here." she told him. Soul noddded as bit into her neck.

"Finally I've returned to teach these brats a lesson." Rin smirked as she led the small army of vampires toward the mansions.

"I sense a vampire inside." one hissed beside her.

"Of course it's the albino you seek Malkov." Rin laughed. Malkov nodded as he marched inside and towards the room he sensed the vampire halfling in.

"Good you take them and I'll take the ones downstairs." She ordered. Malkov nodded and dissaperd.

"MAKA MAKA MAKA MAKA!" Soul yelled as he heard the vampire step into the room. Both nearly naked teens looked up spooked.

"It's time for you to die." Malkov growled as he lunged forward.

"Maka block!" Soul yelped franticly as he threw her bo staff to her. The young girl did so as the vampire attacked her.

"Ok about to shit my pants." Soul whined.

"Shut up and fight." Maka aurgued as he flung his sword at the intruder. They continued the cat and mouse game for a little longer till Malkov nicked Soul's cheek drawing blood.

"Ok just shit my pants." Soul announced.

"Dont care." Maka said as she moved to stike the vampire. It was a direct hit as Malkov flew backwards in pain.

"MAKA MAKA MAKA!" Soul called out again.

"Now what?" she asked ready for the intruder to attack.

"Can I borrow a dollar?" he asked. Maka turned to look at him in amazement.

"What? No you cant have a dollor! In case you havent noticed we are currently fighting for our lives." she said with gritted teeth. Soul shrugged as he braced himself for another attack.

"Hello undead vampire trying to kill you I forbid any off topic conversation!" Malkov growled. Both Maka and Soul turned to face him with equally angry faces.

"SHUT UP DELICATE CONVERSATION HERE!" both yelled. Malkov flinched backwards at their anger as he made sure to keep his distance.

"Ok so lets kill mr. dead dude and then continue the aurgument later right." Soul said.

"Fine just try not to crap your pants again mr. Soul cool." Maka said with a laugh.

"Not cool hey how bout make up sex after this." Soul suggested.

"Like I can think of sex at this time." she growled. Soul smirked and unzipped his pants. Maka gained a look of disgust before slapping his face. Soul yelped as he rubbed the sore red spot on his cheek where the vampire had hit earlier.

"Women always afraid of a mans penis." Soul groaned as he braced for another attack.

"Am not." she mumbled as the vampire came in for the attack.