Title: Roland: Knight in Shining Armor?

Commission: Uhm, if I may make another request, I request Roland in a love triangle with Mai and Keith. And Pegasus should be in there somewhere.-Kukki Boo

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, simple and plain as that.

Note: This is slightly AU, well not really. But this is set during Duelist Kingdom and I'm having Roland in the employ of Pegasus.

Roland surveyed the area. All was clear. He took out the small walkie-talkie that Pegasus required him to carry at all times. He checked to make sure that he was on the right channel and spoke into it.

"Mr. Pegasus, paging Mr. Pegasus." He said as clearly as he could into the small microphone. For a multi-billionaire Pegasus had bought the cheapest and crappiest microphones out there. After a few moments of crackled static a flamboyant voice came over the line.

"Yeeeesss?" His employer asked his voice trailing on the 's' for a scarily long time.

"It's all clear Mr. Pegasus. You can come out now." Roland said without trying to laugh. Why Pegasus would need a guard to go plant some azaleas out on his porch was beyond Roland's comprehension, but no matter how small and stupid his daily tasks might be, Roland was just glad that he was being paid.

"Oh goodie!" Pegasus said into the microphone. After approximately two one thousandths of a second Pegasus popped out of his mansion and onto the porch where Roland was standing.

"Good morning Mr. Pegasus, sir." He said as professionally as he could to the King of Camp.

"Hello Roland-boy. Isn't it just a glorious day, the bells are ringing, the birds are singing, I feel like I could sing…" Just as Pegasus finished his words a piercing woman's shriek came out of the nearby woods. Without thinking Roland ran to find what was going on.

If nothing else, Roland was chivalrous.

As he ran off Roland could hear Pegasus's cries of him missing a big dance break, but he didn't mind. He was going to save the damsel in distress, and hopefully get a little money to pay the heating bill that was steadily collecting interest in his kitchen drawer.

After another minute of running Roland came to the scene of the crime. There seemed to be a beautiful blonde bombshell and another blonde, only this one a man, trying to forcibly kiss her.

It was Roland to the rescue!

Roland ran over to the two of them and pulled the man, who for some reason was wearing an American Flag bandana on his head, off of the girl.

"Hey, why'd you do that?" The blonde man asked him, but Roland didn't pay attention. All he could do was look at the strong woman who was now in his arms.

It was love at first sight.

"Yeah." The woman added to Roland's surprise. "Why'd you do that?"

"I was saving you!" Roland said to his astonishment. He was forcing himself onto her, why was she unhappy that he had come to save her?

"Uh." The girl said with a sneer. She walked back to the blonde man. "Come on Keith, let's get outta here."

"Sure thing babe." Keith said with a laugh as the two walked away from Roland.

As Roland gazed longingly at the spot in the woods that the two of them had left through he heard a noise from behind him.

"Roland-boy, there you are! I thought we could do some more role playing…"

Roland sighed, he really needed to find a new job.

Fin

I hope all ya'll liked it. It wasn't my best, but come on! It's hard to write a one-shot that has both Roland and Bandit Keith in it! Please send in some requests! Next up is the Yami's start a smooth jazz countdown (I really hate Smeepalicious right now…).