A/N: Well, I noticed that the chapters are screwed up. This would actually be challenge 8, and last challenge would be challenge 7. Also, I made this quiz on quizilla. Com to see which one of these Sues whoever takes it is. One problem though: I screwed it up, so no matter what you pick, you get Catalina. Oh well. It's got really good pictures of the Sues that I made on meez. com, so take it and go to 'see all results' to see the Sues. I'll put the link on my profile.
CHALLENGE 8: SHOPPING SPREE.
Now everyone was REALLY depressed about Ally. She was cool, but she had to go.
Now, Catalina sat in her hammock, painting her nails bright blue to match her outfit, Jade S. was chewing mint gum, and Liza was angsting about how no one understood her pain.
"Guys, after this challenge, there's only going to be two of us left!" Liza said suddenly.
"I'm gonna miss you guys! I've had so much fun!"
"Yeah, I'm gonna miss you all too!" Jade S. said, though she was blowing a bubble just then, so it was hard to understand.
"GROUP HUG!" Catalina cried, hopping off the hammock. "Just don't touch the nails."
"Wow, that's so touching," Jade H. said. She came down to the Sues sleeping place and waited for them to stop crying.
When they finally stopped sobbing and saying, "Oh my gwad, you guys! I'm like, so gonna miss you!" Jade H. told them their challenge.
"In honor of the second to the last episode, We're giving you a challenge that you'll really like: A shopping challenge!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" The Sues screamed, jumping up and down, totally forgetting their sorrow.
"THAT'S RIGHT! ALL THREE OF YOU WILL BE GIVEN 15 MINUTES TO-" Jade H. yelled over the Sues. "Ahem, given 15 minutes to chose the most Sueish outfit you can find. And you will only have 50 bucks. Now, your not allowed to go to Mary Sues 'R' Us or anything, so you'll have to shop at normal people stores. Good luck," Jade H. said, going back upstairs.
XOXOXOXOXO
//Catalina//
Catalina ran happily off the ship.
"I'm so excited! Finally a challenge I can totally get!" She cried, cornily clapping her hands.
"Now, what do I need to get for the best Mary Sue outfit in the world?" She whipped out a pen and paper and started making a list.
"Well, obviously I'll need fishnets. Hmmm, some thigh high boots, short shorts, and a fishnet shirt. Yep, that ought to do it!" She cried, running to the nearest store on the island.
The store she came to was the only store left: SuperMart. It's slogan was 'Always low prices cause we pay the children in China who make our stuff five cents a day!'
"Well, this sounds like a great place!" Catalina cried. Then she looked at a random clock. "OHMYGOD! I HAVE FIFTEEN MINUTES LEFT!" She screamed, running into the store.
When she entered, she was in heaven. Clothes were everywhere, along with food, music, and other stuff that was really cheap. On every sign was a smiley face holding a gun that said, "Buy this, or you die!"
Catalina walked through the clothes section, looking at her list. The first thing she came to was the short shorts.
She picked up a particularly short pair made of leather with a little belt on them.
"These are cute, but do they say, 'I'm awesome, but I will kick your ass if I have to'?"
All the camera people nodded.
"Great! Now let's go look for the shirt!" Catalina said, heading off to look for shirts.
She looked for ten minutes and then finally found the fishnet shirts in the little girls section.
"Awesome!" She said. She somehow fit into the shirt to try it on and then put it in her cart.
In the kids section she found the fishnets and then, with three minutes left, she found boots that fit her perfectly.
She threw some money at the cashiers and raced out the door.
XOXOXOXO
//Jade S.//
Jade S. wasn't quite sure what to get. In her experience, all Mary Sues wore the same things: Mini skirt, corset style shirt, fishnets, and combat boots, so that's what she decided to get.
Jade S. walked across the island where the ship and stopped until she came to civilization. The first store she saw, of course, was SuperMart, but she hated it so she walked further to go somewhere else.
Finally she reached a store called 'Hott Topix (not a knock off of Hot Topic.
She went into it and was bombarded with pink, 'preppy' stuff (I've never been into a Hot Topic, so I'm making this up.
She almost threw up with all the tween girl crap, but managed to force her way through the crowd to the front deck.
"I need a red lacey corset, a leather mini skirt, combat boots, and fishnets!" She yelled. Suddenly, everyone stopped talking and the annoying music stopped playing.
"OHMYGOD! YOUR ON SUEVIVOR! YOUR LIKE, TOTALLY MY IDOL!!" One girl screamed, running up to Jade S. She was dressed like the stereotypical tween girl and was texting her friends as she ran.
"I've wanted to be an author insert since I was a little girl! I've even written a Sue, but she wasn't good enough to be on SUEvivor! Can I have your autograph?!"
"Ummm," Jade S. looked at the clock on the wall. She only had 15 minutes left. "If you help me find everything I need to win this competition, all of you can have my autograph, and the other Sues autograph!"
All the girls screamed and raced off to bring Jade S. whatever she needed.
XOXOXOXOXO
//Liza//
Liza had other ideas of what a Sue was supposed to wear. She was going for goth/vampire/angst Sue.
She wondered around the island for ten minutes before she came to a store called Death Becomes Her Vampire Boutique.
"That looks perfect!" She cried, entering the store.
The walls of the store were painted black and blood splattered.
When she opened the door, there wasn't the usual tinkle of a bell; it was the mournful sound of church bells. "Now that figures," Liza commented.
The store was full of dark vampire and goth clothes, plus shelves full of dark make up.
"Can I help you?" Asked a mysterious voice from behind her. Liza turned around to find a black haired Sue wearing what looked like an open black robe with a sash loosely tied around it her waist. She also had fangs.
"Uh, yeah. I'm looking for something like this:" Liza held up a picture of a goth woman wearing a low cut, lace covered black dress and combat boots.
"Yes, of course. The only problem is, your not a Goth!Sue," the mysterious woman said.
"Yeah, but I was hoping you could help me with that," Liza said.
"Well….lets see…We'll have to change your hair, or course. Brown will never do. You'll need a total makeover…" The Sue said.
"Um, what's your name?" Liza asked, as the Sue circled around her, measuring her.
"I am Lakara, queen of the vampires!" Lakara declared.
"Queen of the vampires? Then why do you work here?" Liza asked.
"Never you mind," Lakara snapped.
XOXOXOXOXO
//later//
All the Sues walked back to their ship in slow motion so the cameras caught their hair flowing sexily in the wind.
They stopped in front of Jade H. and waited for her to talk.
"OK, let's start with Liza," she said.
Liza was wearing the dress she had wanted, but now her hair was streaked blood red. She was wearing pale make up and of course, fishnets. Not to mention the dark eye shadow and such.
"Why did you chose this outfit?" Jade H. asked.
"Well, lately there seems to be lots of Goth!Sues going around, maybe not in POTC Sues, but all over the fan fiction universe. I always wondered what it would be like if I was goth, so I decided to do this!" Liza said happily.
"Well, it's very different, that's for sure. Catalina, what would you like to say about your outfit?" Jade H. asked.
"Well, I just know that most Mary Sues wear inappropriate clothes, so I thought this would work," Catalina said. The shorts, top, and boots fit her perfectly.
"Wow, I think your ready to get your hooker license!" Jade H. said, rolling her eyes.
"Now Jade S., what about you?"
"This is pretty much the Mary Sue uniform, so I wanted to wear it. My wonderful fans helped me," Jade S. said. "By the way, all of you have to give them your autographs." Jade S. looked pretty good, in her Sue outfit. The other girls had helped her with make up to complete the I'm-not-a-tramp-but-anyone-else-who-wore-this-would-be look.
"Well, your all very nice, but only one can win immunity. And that winner is…."
TWENTY MINUTES LATER.
"…Catalina, for being the most Sueish and yet creative with her outfit!"
"Yes! I rock!" Catalina cried, punching the air.
"Well, since we're here, lets just do the voting," Jade H. said, pulling the pirate hat from behind her back.
"Catalina will go first."
Catalina came up and wrote Jade S. on a piece of paper. "Sorry girl, but it's just real the Sues now."
After Liza and Jade S. went, Jade H. grabbed the hat and pulled out the first name. "First vote, Liza. Second vote, Jade S. And the next person voted out of POTC SUEvivor is…"
YES, TWENTY MINUTES LATER.
"…Jade S. Ya know, just once I'd like to win this thing!"
"I'm so sorry, girl," Liza said.
"It's OK," Jade S. sighed, walking off.
"Sues, I'll see you next week for your final challenge!"
NEXT WEEK ON SUEvivor: We find out who the next SUEvivor is on the final episode of SUEvivor POTC!
A/N: Wow, thanks for reviewing! I guess whining does get you what you want! Please review this chapter!
