A/N: I do not own Doctor Who or Legends of Tomorrow

Thanks to everyone for continuing to read and I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in almost three months! This update doesn't follow the same storyline that I've been writing, but fits in sometime before it. This little plot bunny has been bothering me for a while and I wanted to introduce River, so thank you guys so much for continuing to read and please review! Also, to address some reviews for the sake of this story Alex Kingston is not Dinah Lance.

"Ray do you have your suit?" Rip asked

"Umm… Well… About that Rip" Ray said scratching his head looking at his feet and whispering "It's kinda on the table near my bed."

For that comment he got five incredulous stares leveled at him.

"What!? I was sleeping" Ray said sheepishly

"But really do need to get a retrieve function on it… Wouldn't it be cool if I could just be like accio!" Ray began to mutter while waving his hands around excitedly

Rip ignored him and looked at Jax and Stein before grimacing a little, "I would really hope that the two of you wouldn't need to merge on the ship especially after the last time." He said finishing with a glare

"What? It's not our fault that the kitchen counter isn't fire proof! Anyways Mick dared me that I couldn't make a s'more as Firestorm." Jax said defensively

Rip just continued to glare before continuing, "But… If needed… ONLY if needed then merge, so stay together for now."

Rip then turned to Sara and opened his mouth to begin to talk before being interrupted, "Don't worry Rip I have my knives on me." Sara said with a grin on her face while fanning three knives of various sizes at him.

Rip just stared at her before shaking his head and muttering, "I really don't want to know where you hid those in your pajamas."

Before Rip could even turn to Mick, he was interrupted again, "Don't worry about it Englishman I have my heat gun on me." Mick said with a small grin on his face while gently patting his gun before his face shifted into a scowl

"But enough with plans, let's hurry up and rescue my partner. Where is your weapon?"

"Don't worry Mr. Rory I have my pistol on me."

"Hypocrite" Sara muttered while walking past him

Rip just sighed and looked up at the ceiling as if to gather his patience, "Anyways let's go rescue Mr. Snart."

The brave team of legends creeped out of the storage room they were hiding in with Sara in her "Teletubbies" shirt and Ray wearing a shirt with a large teddy bear saying "Hug me!"

The attack on the ship that night came unexpectedly, but most of the Legends were prepared after the warning they got from Snart because he was captured first while sleeping.

"Luckily, I managed to lockdown the ship before they shut off Gideon." Rip whispered "But I was unable to find out how many pirates are on the ship."

"Great." Mick muttered "Then what use are you?"

Rip didn't bother to respond and just motioned to go forward.

"Ok, Sara you take the long route around with Jax and Martin. Ray, Mick, and I will go the more route, so we can cut them off."

As the team split up and headed into the unknown danger, they soon arrived in the console room ready to fight.

Rip emerged first into the room his pistol in the air and then stopped suddenly at the sight that awaited him.

"River? Doctor?" Rip asked confused

"C'mon move, Englishman I wanna burn something!" Mick growled impatiently while shouldering past him before also stopping suddenly and blinking once and shook his head while pointing his gun at the person in front of him.

"Who are you and what are you doing with my partner?" Mick demanded

This time it was Rip's turn to push past Mick and push his gun down, "Don't shoot I know her"

"Well I sure hope you would… Hello Dad!" River said with a smirk while casually holstering her pistol.

Ray then burst into the console room and announced loudly "I'm here!" while waving around a large lamp

"Uhhh guys? What happened?" Ray asked confused looking at the sight

There were five men with large guns appearing to threaten what appeared to be a hastily drawn picture of stick men on the chair. The oddest part of it was that all of them had what looked like a smear of red lipstick on their faces.

The man of the hour Snart was lying out cold on the floor appearing to be sleeping from the occasional snoring sound that emitted from his mouth.

The distinctive bushy blond hair and a confident smirk were the first things Sara saw as she emerged from the other hallway. Although, her greeting surprised her the most.

"Hello Dad" River said with a smirk giving a small jaunty wave and walking over to hug Rip briefly before strolling over to the Doctor. She hooked a finger under his bowtie, pulled him close and kissed him.

The Doctor's arms waved around a bit in the air before wrapping around his wife until River pulled out of the kiss and said, "Hello Sweetie. Sorry I didn't get to properly say hello until now."

The Doctor just blushed a little and said, "It's okay, it's just good to see you again River"

"You too husband" River replied before kissing him again

"Really River? What did I saw about appropriate signs of affection in front of your parents?" Rip said with an exasperated smile

"I know Dad, but what can I say." As River was looking almost predatorily at the Doctor "He's just irresistible sometimes." She purred

"River!" Rip half-shouted

"You don't need to shout dear Dad. I'm right here." She said while smirking

Rip didn't bother to reply and just shook his head good naturedly

As this was happening, the team just looked on in various states of shock.

"But?... But?" Ray said "She's your daughter? I thought you only had a son?"

"Slow down there cupcake" Snart said with a smirk on his face having recently been woken up by Sara "You forgot the most important question that Bozo over there has… a wife."

Rip looked around awkwardly as he remembered the team watching the proceedings, "Right" He said slowly "I bet you have quite a few questions."

"To begin I have… had" Rip said with a pause looking down quickly as River and the Doctor looked at him sadly "Two children River and Jonas. And yes is my daughter and the Doctor's wife, but it's a little confusing tale to tell." He winced a little before starting, "So…"

"Basically" River said cutting in "Dear old Dad over there and my Mum, Amy, are my parents, but my Mum was kidnapped before I was born and was rescued by Dad. But Madame Kovarian, the kidnapper, managed to trick them and take me as a baby and I was raised to kill the Doctor. But since my time stream is opposite to everyone else's at one point I ended up growing up with my parents in Leadworth and decided not to kill the Doctor, but instead marry him. And that's about it." River said with a smile "Any questions?"

"Well actually not to be nit-picking, but you did try to kill me pretty successfully." The Doctor added

"Awww… Thanks Sweetie." River said before leaning in to kiss him again

"River!" Rip said exasperatedly

"What? Sorry?" River said stopping for a moment from kissing the Doctor

"The explanation?" Rip asked

Well I was able to explain faster than I know you would have been able too. But fine I'll go into more detail." River said with a sigh

"So when given the chance to kill the Doctor, I didn't because growing with my parents I was their best friend Mels and all I heard was about the Raggedy man and his blue box. Later, after a lot of other things I ended up marrying the Doctor." She released deep breath and said "Again any questions?"

"Nope" Sara replied with sarcasm dripping from every word "Crystal clear on everything"

"Great!" River replied back with sarcastic grin

"Ummm…. Actually? I have quite a few questions that I'm a little confused about…" Ray piped in, but was quickly interrupted

"Really Ray?"

"That was sarcasm!"

"Seriously Haircut?!"

"Ok, ok, don't need to be mean about it." Ray said with his hands up and a hurt frown on his face

"But seriously guys, what are we going to do with those guys?" He asked motioning to the men who were beginning to gesture angrily at the stick figures

"Them? Oh, don't worry about them" River said with a predatory grin at the same time as Sara pulled a large knife out with a smile

"Great there is two of them now!" Jax said annoyed