Hello, this is CHAPTER 6 of the fruits basket singing game. Last chapter, tohru, sumi, kisa, rin, and I turned into a team of 'magical girls', the Sparkle Power Team. And just to clear things up in case anyone got mad, I really do like magical girl animes. I just had to pick on them. Why? Because just like I torture the people I love, I abuse the things I love. I'm strange that way. Also, yay for 22 reviews, my total at this time. You have inspired me to work through my busy schedule (wake up, eat breakfast, draw manga, have lunch, read manga, draw manga, watch anime, eat dinner, read manga, read books, draw manga, draw even more manga, sleep for a few hours, repeat process starting at 'wake up')
Disclaimer: I own every volume of fruits basket, and many of kare kano, yet I own neither. Isn't that kinda strange and contradictory?
Me(K.S.): so! Welcome back to the singing game. We are going to do something special this round. We are going to JUDGE YOUR SINGING! yes, you heard correctly. The prize for the best singer is something I'm sure you're all dying to have, so I suggest you try your very hardest in this round. Sumi, the rules please.
Sumi: alright. The rules stand thus: no cheating. As in, things like lipsyncing (it's too noticeable, anyway) or faking it in any way. No chickening out. You have to sing. There is no 'out' option. No singing anything other than the song you are presented by us. And finally, No bribing or talking back to any of the judges. The person who gets first place will be exempt from the kissing punishment the non-winners receive.
SC(Sumi's Cousin): -------, what in the world is going on?
Sumi: I told you to call me sumi.
SC: when?
Sumi: in between chapters.
SC: oh yeah. Anyway, what in the world is going on?
Sumi: like I said, it's a fanfiction. Just relax and do what Kagura and I say.
SC: right.
Me: ok, moving on. I will now introduce our judges! Judge #1 is yours truly, grading overall performance. Judge #2 is Sumi, grading emotion during song. Judge #3 is Sumi's Cousin, who for the purposes of this fanfic we shall name Aiko, grading your actual singing. Judge #4 is kare kano's main character Yukino Miyazawa, grading the perfectness of your performance. And our final Judge, #5, will be another kare kano character by the name of Sakura Tsubaki(I don't know what order her names go in!) who will be judging your dancing. Alright, Ayame-nii is first, and he will be singing…um…
Sumi: how about…well, actually, I have no idea.
Me: hmm…how about….
Puffycon(yes, he's back): ok, i FINALLY got the glitter out of my eyes. Now I have returned to put a stop to this absurd and terrible fanfic!
Memi: and how are you going to do that?
Puffycon: by turning it into a non-absurd yet still terrible fanfic! Muahahahahahahahaha!
Sumi: a wha?
Puffycon: a non-absurd yet still terrible fanfic.
Me: and you're going to do that how?
Puffycon: like this!
(the world begins to spin and twirl. When it stops, puffycon transport everyone into a different world. They are all standing around at home.)
Too$ru sighd and streched. "omg, no1 iz arond." She said. (no, tohru isn't speaking in tongues. She's just been transported into a really horrible fanfic). Sudenli, ther wus a nock at te dor. "oh, I wunder hu that cud b?" she wundered. Tooru went and anserd it. Ther wus a gurl hu wus all bluudy. "oh my god, wat happened 2 u?" she askd her. the gurl wus cring and crying. Tooru brot her insid. Ten kyo cam insid. "oh, kyo-kun" said tooru, bluushing. "hi, tooru." Said kyo, and he wus blushing to. Then he sahw the gurl. "hu the hec iz she" he askd? Tooru paniced. "o, she wus otside all blody and I hd 2 sav her!" panicd tooru. And then the fanfic went really fast and kyo fell madly in love with the girl and then he found out she was actually a zodiac member who got left out like him and yuki and 'tooru' fell in love also, and everyone yelled at akito and then it ended. Why, you ask? Because all that horrible spelling was hurting me. Guess what else? The puffycon transported everyone back to the game. The bad spelling was hurting him too. Apparently, puffball covered monsters are allergic to bad spelling.
Puffycon: ooch, ooch, it itches! I hate bad spelling!
Tohru: well, THAT was a horrifying experience.
Kyo: ugh. Since when do I fall in love just like that?
Me: I know, right? Well, we should get on with the contest, but that will have to wait until next chapter, because we've arranged a special meeting with our faithful reviewer, Cathy-the reader, on a whim. We like whims.
Sumi: yep. Alright, so everyone please welcome, Cathy!
(a girl bounces into the room)
Cathy: hi!!! I'm sosososososo excited to be here! Thank you so much!
Me: no problem. So, you know why you're here, right?
Cathy: yeah. To interview kyou!
Kyou: what?
Sumi: we didn't tell you cause we knew you'd refuse.
Kyou: well guess what? You were right. I refuse.
Me: you can't, she's already here.
Kyou: I don't care, just get her out, because I for one am not-(is controlled)going to make her leave. I'm going to sit down like the stupid little catboy I am.
Sumi: took the words right out of my mouth there, kyo.
Kyou: wait, no I didn't mean to say that! I meant to say-(is controlled) I am sitting down and I will answer all of Cathy's questions truthfully.
Cathy: yay! Ok, my first question is something all you fangirls might be interested in, and that is what type of girl are you interested in?
Kyou: what makes you think I'm gonna answer a stupid question like that?
Memi: hmmmmm, I dunno, maybe cause I have you saying you would on tape?
Kyou: grrrrrrr……
Memi: hemHEM.
Kyou: fine. I guess I like girls who can sorta be strong, ya know? Like, emotionally and sorta physically. But they should be kinda sweet and nice too.
Cathy: ok, cool. Second question, what type of guy are you interested in?
Kyou: WHAT????????
Cathy: what kind of guy would you go out with?
Kyou: what makes you think I'd go out with a guy?!?
Cathy: lots of things. What kind?
Kyou: I'm not interested in guys!
Cathy: are you sure?
Kyou: I'm positive.
Cathy: I know you're at least a little bit gay.
Kyou: I am NOT!
Cathy: yes you are. So just answer the question.
Me: yeah. (examines kyou's brain)
Sumi: what are you finding?
Me: not much so far..(digs around) oh, that's so cute. Kyou, you really get along with Kazuma don't you?
Kyou: yeah, shishou's great!
Me: (digs around more) boring, boring, useless, boring AAAAAGGGGGHHH!
Sumi: what, what's wrong?!?
Me: oh my god, I'm scarred for life. Kyou, you are a sick, sick, boy.
Kyou: what!? Get the hell out of my brain!
Cathy: what is it?
Me: his porn. It's absolutely disgusting. I feel like I'm digging through a trash can, there's so much filth in here.
Kyou: agh! What did you find? What are you looking at? Are you looking at my memories?
Cathy: alright, while Kagura finds out what kind of guy kyou likes, I'll ask him my last and most important question!
Kyou: and what would that be? Ouch! Kagura, be careful!
Me: sorry…ewww! You actually did that?
Kyou: stop looking at my memories!
Cathy: Kyou, do you hate Yuki? or maybe you don't hate him? Maybe there's, um, how should I put this, something else? i don't know, like, umm, coughlovecough?
Kyou: what the f---?!?!? Why the hell would I love yuki!? I hate him!
Me: ah hah! I, my friend, have EVIDENCE to the contrary!
Kyou: oh my god, she found it!
Cathy: what, what!?! What did you find???
Me: this! (puts memory into memory-player.
Kyou: yuki, you came.
Yuki: yes. Now what do you want? I hope you don't want to fight me again.
Kyou: what? How did you know?
Yuki: because that's all you ever want, moron.
Kyou: oh. Right.
Yuki: wouldn't you be more interested in something like this?
(yuki kisses kyou. Yes. On the lips.)
Kyou: wagh! What the hell was that?!?!?
Yuki: that was a kiss, you idiot.
Kyou: uhhh…(blush, run away.)
Me: hah hah! Got you!
Kyou: that is not a real memory! That was…forged! You FAKED IT somehow!
Me: that is where you are mistaken! I took that directly from your head!
Cathy: yay! Yayayayayayay! YAOI IS SO AWESOME!
Sumi: I loved that! That WAS awesome!
Kyou: maybe it was..um…a dream?
Me: hahahaha! Kyou is gay! But wait…he's in love with tohru, so he's BI!
Sumi: bi? Yes! Total coolness!
Kyou: oh my god. I'm leaving.
Me: normally I'd prevent that, but you need some time alone with your thoughts. Just some nice quiet alone time. All by yourself. Yuki, you go with him.
Y&K: thank you!(run away together. In the literal sense. Hehe.)
Cathy: well, sence he's gone, I'd better go too.
Memi: ok. You should come back next chapter though. You could interview me. Or us. Whatever. Possibly just Sumi. Kagura isn't big on interviews.
Cathy: ok, whatever's fine! I'd love to come back! See you guys later!
Sumi: kay, bye Cathy!
Me: bye! Ok, everyone, here's your chapter. It's a bit boring, but with any luck next one will be better. Longer, too. Send me yours ideas, thoughts, and wishes! I'll consider everything very seriously! Bye!
(end of Act 6)
