Perry the Platypus, chapter 8

A/N: I am SO SO SO SORRY! FOR BEING SUCH A LAZY BUTT! I am...so...sorry

THANKS AGAIN TO REVIEWERS! I would've deleted this story by now if I didn't have you guys to keep me moving!

PercyJacksonTheAwesome: Thanks! And also, I just finished the Percy Jackson series...*TWITCHES*
MyHornyMan: I see...totally. And yeah, thanks for saying that
Pergjithshme: He will NEVER EVER LEARN.
BobthePegasus: Yeah...Saw him running up main street...
Kai the Brony: Wait for it...

And a HUGE thanks to Ira e Invidia for letting me use their suggestions of letting them make weird noises...MRHHH!

8. Push him into a platypus exhibit and see if he adapts to their ways

Tony smiled as the sun shone on the Avengers. This, was the best, and worst possible way to execute plan 8.

The Avengers had decided to go to the zoo that day. No aliens, or or war threats or extra terrestrial attacks had been seen, so they decided it was okay to take a break

"But at the zoo! Really Stark?" yelled Clint, as he walked with Natasha. He was still pissed, and so was Nat. Yet, they'd never admit it. They were planning a better way for revenge then full out murder. Besides, Fury would HATE to deal with the paperwork

"Oh come on Clint! Ol' Cap here had never seen a zoo, and Thor wants to see some..."Midgardian creatures" Tony responded in a dry voice. Thor had been interestedly watching the monkeys before hand, then left when the monkey had decided to do his business. Steve, was meanwhile, watching the flying squirrels, and arguing with Bruce on how squirrels could fly

"Their wings make them fly Steve! Easy as that!"
"But those aren't wings!"
"Whatever, flaps, and they can fly!"
"Bruce, flying is like...soaring. THEY ARE GLIDING!"

That was a small excerpt from the conversation

Tony smiled as the couple, Nat and Clint, made their way to the platypie exhibit. The plan was going perfectly

"Hey Nat look..." Clint said, and pointed towards the platypie. They were swimming around the water, and swimming happily at that. Natasha gave Clint a small smile, before turning her head to watch Stark. Oh no. He had opened a small hold to the cage, that a human could fit in. If one wanted

Natasha gave Clint a kiss, then held up a finger to say "One minute". She then snuck up behind Stark, and just as he was about to shove Clint in, she pushed Clint outta the way and in goes Tony Stark

She shut the door firmly behind him, and Clint got up from the ground, looking bewildered. He got up, and then saw Stark in the exhibit. Laughing, he looked at her and said "That's why I love you...you're so evil"

"HELP!" Tony yelled, as he saw the two make out. He rattled desperately on the bars of the cage.

"GENIUS BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST STUCK IN A CAGE FULL OF GOD'S MISTAKES!" he bellowed. Unfortunately, as Bruce, Thor and Steve strolled along to watch the show, the platypie turned angrily at Tony, and it seemed this time, his money won't get him out of this

Sorry for the short chapter!