FROM: punkrock83
TO: proudmccloud
SUBJECT: Youd better answer this mccloud
MCCLOUD!
me and katt went out the other night and she wanted to sit with me while we eat. and then she wants to tell me why shes been off on the other side of the world. She gets a call and her whole face lights up, and its some guy named Justin. She talks to him like shes known him forever. I hear him say, what are you doing, and she looks over at me. She says...im just with a coworker.
Yeah. I'm just a coworker. really nice.
ok so the guy says something else and she says, yeah sure ill be there. and then she hangs up the phone and she turns to me and says, im sorry you had to hear it like that, didnt Fox tell you about my new boyfriend!
Mccloud I don't care where you are or what youre doing, but if you dont answer this email and start telling me what the hell is going on, you can forget about having me at your welcome home. Im not smart but i know a coverup when i see one. And since when did you start keeping score and pinning Slippy on me! Its like you've saved up points so you wouldn't have to do anything for him ever! You sure know how to screw people and Im not just talking about how you screwed your g.f. because you couldnt wait.
falco
