Me: Hello again viewers! Nice to see you to see you-
Judai: NICE!
Me: Thank you Judai!
Judai: Your welcome, so what excuse are you going to come up with this time?
Me: Well none, I'm going to be completely honest and say the reason I haven't updated in a long time is…well…I kinda forgot!
Johan: Only you could forget…
Me: Back off rainbow boy!
Johan: Oh? Were starting that again are we?
Me: Yer we are!
Johan: Sick'em Judai!
Me: No! not Judai! He bites!
Chapter 9; Sexuality
Damn, I never knew Kakashi-sensei could move so quick! It was absolutely ridiculous! One second me and Sasuke are pelting him with snowballs, the next were staring at an empty space where he just disappeared from! I wonder if it could have been because we started using icicles instead of snowballs?…nah.
So as me and Sasuke stood staring at the vacant spot we glanced at each other before I shrugged and Sasuke turned to begin walking the other way to the Hokages office.
Must…Resist…Urge…To…Push…In…Snowdrift…
Damn why is it so difficult to resist? I mean is it because I'd like to see the look on his face as he fell face first into the snow? Or because I'd really just like to see the back of his chicken butt hair coming out of a Sasuke sized hole?
Ah screw it im going for it!…
And as I began to jog before breaking into a sprint I found a fit of madman like hysterics taking over me, which, with my high tone of voice, sounded kind of sinister…
And as Sasuke slowly turned around at my laughing, his face still devoid of any emotion, and looking as grumpy as ever, he ducked as I leapt at him, causing me to go straight over his head…
Ah hell no! If im going down he's damn well coming with me!
And as I twisted myself in midair so I was facing Sasuke, I outstretched my arm and grabbed the back of his collar, effectively dragging him with me with the face of my falling as we landed in the huge mound of snow that I had originally planned to push that grumpy chicken butt into…
Heh…Grumpy chicken butt…What an immature but oddly amusing nickname!
"Usurutonkachi, what was the point in that?…" Sasuke sighed out from above me, alerting me of our very suggestive position that we had landed in, and inside my head, the little voice began to laugh insanely as I grinned.
Propping myself up on my elbows, I briefly ran my hand up his arm which had landed by my waist, smiling softly as Sasuke looked at me, his left eye beginning to twitch slightly as I smirked…He knew what was coming.
"We'll, I had originally intended to just push you in the snow because your well…you know a bastard and all…But…I kinda like this better…Cosy isn't it?" I taunted him as I inched my body closer to him, feeling the heat radiating off of him.
"Do not start that again!" He warned me in a low growl as I fluttered my eyelashes a couple of times.
"Why? Would you punish me if I do?" I whispered out in a husky tone of voice as I giggled mischievously, staring towards the uchiha suggestively, I wasn't as naïve as everyone thought I was when it came to this kind of thing, but it was always fun to pretend I was…If they only knew the thought's running through my head! Heh!
"Usurutonkachi! Im cold and Soaking wet because of you! So do not start those idiotic mind games of yours again!" Sasuke growled out again as his eyes narrowed considerably.
So, mind games wont work hey? Guess I better up my game and start using actions rather then words! Oh god how I love taunting him! It's almost as good as Ramen! Almost!
I smiled at Sasuke again in a charming manner before I placed the palm of my hand flat up against his chest, feeling his breathing quicken slightly before I smirked and pushed, successfully flipping him over so now I was on top and he was the one staring up at me.
"You know, people often say that when your cold and soaking wet, you should remove all your clothing and share heat through skin to skin contact with someone…Sasu-Kun…" I spoke slowly and enticingly as I lent over and gave a slight tug to the front of his collar, using my soaking wet sexy jutsu form to full effect!
"Lay off Baka, im not stupid enough to fall for your stunts." Sasuke suddenly spoke as he pushed me off him and stood up, brushing himself down.
I stared amazed, that had been my A Ranked material and he had just brushed it off like it was nothing! What the freaking hell was wrong with him?
"Yer, you're obviously not straight enough either!" I yelled out to his now retreating form as he began to walk away from me, only to stop to turn and face me with a 'are you really that immature' look on his face.
"Come to think of it, you've never really shown any interest in women before, not even when Sakura and Ino basically threw themselves at you! Dude what the heck is wrong with you?" I questioned him as I stood up and walked over beside him, staring questioningly as I tilted my head to the left slightly in thought.
Was he really gay?
"Are you gay?"
And as I was continuing my train of thought it was rudely interrupted as Sasuke was suddenly leaning over me and very close to me, his face only inches from mine as his left arm was outstretched beside me, his hand on the wall above my head, while his right hand remained in his trouser pocket.
"I have to admit that the way YOU treat me, the taunts, the glances, the touches…our rivalry…they…well, let's just say there qualities I look for in someone…U-su-ru-ton-ka-chi." Sasuke whispered into my ear as he played with the word 'Usurutonkachi'
I could literally feel the body heat radiating from him because he was so close to me, his breathing tickling my ear and side of my neck, causing me to shiver as I turned my head away from his gaze and shut my eyes.
Damn this stupid female body and it's urges! He's not even freaking attractive! Well ok…maybe a little…But that's not the issue here! And OH MY GOD FOR THE LOVE OF RAMEN WHAT THE FREAKING HELL AM I THINKING?
"And I wonder what your sexuality is, when you, a man yourself, are hitting on someone the same sex as you…your body might be female…but your brain is still that of Naruto Uzumaki." Sasuke spoke as he straightened up and smirked before walking away, leaving me stunned.
Son of a bitch did he just play me? That's my freaking job! When I get my hands on him I'll-
Wait! And now he's just walking away after all that? Ah hell no!
"Kid gimme that damn drink!"
And as I grabbed the drink without waiting for an answer, totally dis-regarding the fact the kid looked like he was about to cry, I smiled victoriously as I caught up with Sasuke and poured the steaming brown liquid all over him and that chicken butt hairstyle of his, watching in satisfaction as a large dollop of cream and marshmallows fell on top of his head at the end…Hot chocolate hey?
"You might need a bath Sasu-hunny." I spoke simply as I walked past him, thinking up my major plan in my head.
Once we reached the Hokage's office, she'd take on look and me and Sasuke, both of us wet…some more than others…And send us straight of to the hot springs to get cleaned up before we started work! And once we got to those said hot springs, things would get very hot and steamy indeed!
I, Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage of Konoha, Will never lose to the likes of Sasuke Uchiha…Never!
Me: (bitten and bruised) Thanks for reading folks! Reviews will be much appreciated as they will help to ease the pain Judai and Johan have just inflicted-
(passes out from pain)
Johan: I'm sure mermaid will be trying to update more regularly, if not…well…more persuasive actions will be taken by us…and not the yaoi kind…
Judai: Reviews please!
