"Nick Maple! Stop stalling! This battle ends now! Or at least within the next few chapters…we really need to move along. Get to some different plot points." Sergeant Pickle said.

"Wait, this story has a plot line?" Tony asked.

"No…no, it really doesn't. I think the stress of this battle has just gotten to the sergeant." Loki said.

"Stop randomly appearing!" Captain America yelled.

"No! I do what I want when I want!" Loki yelled before disappearing yet again. He's probably going to randomly appear once per chapter from this point on. Unless we decide to make him a major character or something…that probably won't happen though. Oh, right; I'm supposed to be writing the battle. Let's go back to that.

"Your reign of terror ends now Sergeant Pickle!" Captain Maple yelled.

"Reign of terror? What have I even done? Stop accusing me. That really hurts my feelings, you know." Sergeant Pickle replied.

"Oh sorry eh." Captain Maple said. "We can stop this battle if you want eh. Call it a truce and live in harmony with one another like true Canadians eh?"

"I'm Nicolas Cage…and you're my national treasure." Nicolas Cage said to Natasha. Why is Nicolas Cage now here, you may be wondering? Well, to put it frankly, that is because he is Nicolas Cage. Do I really need an explanation?

"What." Natasha said. "I'm done. I'm going back to HQ. Call me if this battle ever ends. Maybe I'll join you guys on another adventure. Maybe." And on that note, Natasha left.

"Wait for me, baby!" Nicolas Cage said while chasing after her.

"Well that was creepy." Tony remarked. "Now can we just start this battle already? You know what, I'm going to start it." And with that, he blasted Sergeant Pickle with his laser gun thingy.

"OW! That hurt you imbecile!" Dillon Pickle yelled. "Adanacs! Attack!"

"Avengers assemble!" Captain America yelled. "Nick Maple too!"

"Yay eh! I'm included eh!"

The battle was finally beginning, the Adanacs were attacking and the Avengers were fighting back. Tony was blasting his laser ray at the Adanacs while Captain America was smacking them with his shield.

Hulk was smashing.

"HULK SMASK!" Hulk yelled. "Wait, that's not right. HULK SMASH! There we go!"

Yes, quite. The Adanacs were fighting back. Adanacs don't actually have any powers though, so they weren't doing a very good job at fighting back and were quickly defeated.

"Captain Maple! It's up to you now! Defeat Sergeant Dillon Pickle!" Captain America yelled.

"Wait, why is it up to him? We're just standing here, doing nothing." Tony remarked.

"Well, it's more dramatic. Captain Maple has a grudge against Dillon and vice versa. It just makes for a better story if we let them fight each other." Captain America explained.

"Are we really going for a good story at this point? I don't think anything in this entire story makes sense. I mean, Nicolas Cage was here, L and Light were here…I don't even know what's going on anymore."

"But does anyone know what's going on? Aren't we all just humans lost in a world of confusion and uncertainty?" Hulk said.

"Are. You. On. Drugs." Tony stated.

"Probably." Hulk said.

"Remember kids; don't do drugs!" Captain America said.