CHAPTER 9

AN: I just felt like adding a Facebook chapter. I might add a few more every once in while if this one goes well. It foreshadows the next few chapters, see if you can find the hints.


Sam Evans is now friends with Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman, Artie Abrams,and 15 other people.

Sam Evans: football practice was brutal!

Noah Puckerman: but at least we're winning

Sam Evans: true.


Quinn Fabray is now single.

Mercedes Jones: What happened?

Finn Hudson: she broke up wit me

Noah Puckerman: cuz you were an ass

Finn Hudson: good 2 know ur on my side

Noah Puckerman: you hit on my gf. dude im on my side.

Sam Evans: Eywa says be peaceful

Santana Lopez: who the hell is eywa?

Quinn Fabray: it has something to do with Avatar

Noah Puckerman: evans you are one strange dude.

(Quinn Fabray, Artie Abrams, and 5 friends like this)

Sam Evans: Wow thanks guys


Noah Puckerman wrote on Sam Evans's wall: Dude me and artie are gonna play CoD this Saturday you in?

Sam Evans: Maybe

Noah Puckerman: maybe? what the hell does that mena?

Sam Evans: it means 1 is undecided

(Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, and 5 friends like this)


Sam Evans is now friends with Rachel Berry.


Quinn Fabray wrote on Sam Evans's wall: your headset's still at my house

Sam Evans: alright ill pick it up 2moro

Santana Lopez: Protection is key.

(Noah Puckerman, Artie Abrams, and 5 friends like this)

Quinn Fabray: he's working on my dad's car

Santana Lopez: kinky

Sam Evans: santana do i even want to know what u mean?

Quinn Fabray: probably not


Santana Lopez: thinks Sam Evans is the hottest Mr. June in McKinley High history

(Quinn Fabray, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, and 50 friends like this)

Sam Evans: thanks?

Tina Cohen-Chang: oh you're welcome

Mike Chang: tina has june hanging in her locker and its december

Noah Puckerman: haha


Mercedes Jones wrote on Sam Evans's wall: please tell me you and quinn are dating

Sam Evans: shhhh quinn doesn't know yet

Quinn Fabray: yes Mercedes we're dating….. sam you're an idiot

Sam Evans: but im a loveable idiot

Noah Puckerman: flirting on FB is not allowed

Artie Abrams: says who?

Noah Puckerman: puckzilla

Sam Evans: puckzilla? wow dude high expectations

(Artie Abrams, Mike Chang, and 10 friends like this)

Noah Puckerman: screw you evans


Sam Evans: just dominated in CoD against Noah Puckerman and Artie Abrams

Quinn Fabray: (applauds you)

Sam Evans: thank you

Noah Puckerman: only cuz i let you

Kurt Hummel: or it could b because u suck

Sam Evans: haha you just got told….. by kurt! he can't play worth crap (no offense kurt)

Kurt Hummel: none taken i no its true

Noah Puckerman: shut it evans


Quinn Fabray: Puckerman stole my bf!

Kurt Hummel: i knew puck had a thing for blondie

(Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, and 5 friends like this)


Sam Evans: i will NOT allow mine and puck's couple name b SUCK!

Noah Puckerman: agrees!

Quinn Fabray: then what do you suggest?

Sam Evans: Nam… noah and sam put together

Noah Puckerman: anythings better then… suck


Sam Evans was tagged is Noah Puckerman's album.

Mike Chang: best. night. EVER.

Quinn Fabray: sam what are you doing?

Noah Puckerman: trying to jump off my roof on a sled

Sam Evans: key word TRY


Sam Evans: has had his account hacked by Noah Puckerman

Quinn Fabray: he's left his account open on mine too

Sam Evans: but you were kind enough to leave it alone

Quinn Fabray: true

Sam Evans: i sent you something

Quinn Fabray: yea I know I saw it

Sam Evans: then except


Sam Evans is engaged to Quinn Fabray

Quinn Fabray: hope you're happy Puckerman

Noah Puckerman: very. You should see your boys face! lolololololololol!