King Axel: Oops! I forgot to feed my posse. I hope they're okay…

Posse: need… new… chapter…

King Axel: Ack! Don't worry posse! I will save you!

Posse: (is foaming at the mouth)

King Axel: Uh oh…

Larxene12: Get him!!

Kupo3.0: We'll eat his soul

King Axel: Oo

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. For some reason God has refused to answer my prayers and won't give it to me. Also, I'd like to officially apologize to all the fans of Sora53. I used her character without permission and I apologize. I wrote her a letter apologizing and asking for permission and so far I haven't received a reply. Therefore there will be no mention of Corita in any further chapters until I receive permission. Thank you for your time.

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"Dokken! Watch Out!" shouted Axel. He threw his chakram at the Heartless reaching for Dokken. It exploded into a cloud of black dust just as it was about to strike.

As Axel gloated about his achievement, he heard a massive roar behind him. He spun around and found himself face to face with a Behemoth. Moving with surprising speed, the Behemoth lifted its hoofed foot so as to crush Axel, ending his adventures right there.

The Behemoth brought his foot down upon Axel.

Nothing.

Silence. And then…

The roar of thousands of Heartless.

Axel realized that he was neither dead nor injured. Why?

He then turned around to see Dokken as he caught his keyblade.

"Holy crap!" thought Axel "I thought I was fast, but if that Behemoth made me look slow, then he made that Behemoth look like a turtle trying to walk up a hill of glass!"

They fought like this for hours, alternately attacking and defending.

Axel threw his chakram and annihilated a chimera. He summoned up his flames and wreathed his chakram in them. As he rose to attack once more, Axel froze in place.

He sensed a great power building behind him.

Axel turned around and saw a door appear out of nowhere. Likewise, a Darkside appeared, and proceeded to ram his fist through the keyhole. The door opened and the Heartless poured inside.

Axel was fascinated by this spectacle. "I want to follow." he thought. "I want to SEE!!"

Before he got the chance however, he felt a something clamp down on his shoulder. Fearing the worst, Axel swung his flaming chakram around to destroy the Heartless that prevented him from entering the door.

Dokken casually knocked Axel's chakram aside before he could decapitate him and said, "It's time to go, this world is lost."

Reluctantly, Axel opened a portal of darkness, then he and Dokken stepped through. Before leaving, Axel took a final glance and saw 2 things that confused him. The first was a massive energy that rose out of the door, and burned the life out of everything near it. This was quickly swallowed up by the Heartless, and borne away.

The second was a something bronze that rose out of some dark shape on the ground. It hovered in the air for a moment, then shot off into the night sky.

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(A few hours later, in Organization Headquarters)

"So despite our efforts, we lost Pride Rock. Is that what you're telling me?" asked Xemnas.

"Yes" said Dokken. "We were too late. The Heartless had been there long enough to gain a foothold. It almost seemed like they had been forewarned of our arrival. We couldn't save the world's heart."

Xemnas turned away, as if solemnly pondering what he had just heard, but Axel caught a quickly concealed grin on his face.

Putting the grin out of his mind, Axel asked, "So the thing that came out of the door was the heart of the world? I didn't know world's had hearts."

"Well of course," said Vexen "its simple logic, if you were going to prevent the destruction of a world from the Heartless, who destroy by stealing hearts, then it could only lead to the conclusion that the world has a heart. For that in fact is the ultimate goal of the Heartless."

"Well when you put it that way…" began Axel,

"What, do you think that everyone thinks every single little thing out before doing anything Vexen?" interrupted Xigbar "We're not all mindless robots like you."

"Enough," said Xemnas "We're done here. I'm sorry to have wasted your time like that Dokken."

"Wait! That's it?!" screamed Saix. "Do you see what he did to my face?! He cut my face!! It's going to be a scar!!"

But it was too late. Dokken stepped into the darkness and was gone to worlds unknown.

"Get back here you bastard!" shouted Saix. "How dare you do this to me!!?"

Axel snickered behind Saix's back.

"SHUT IT!!"

(a chaotic battle ensued)

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Rabid Posse: NEW CHAPTER!!! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!

King Axel: Feed my minions! FEED!

Rabid Posse: (turns toward King Axel)

Larxene12: Must… eat… soul!

Kupo3.0: (starts chewing on King Axel's soul)

King Axel: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY SOUL!!! (runs away)

OmegaAnsem: Get Him! He owes us a soul!

King Axel: Things seem to end up this way a lot.