"So are you going to tell me why I'm dressing you?"

"No."

"A hint?"

"No."

"Is it a date?"

"Maybe."

"Jim?"

"No. Broke up."

"You broke up! Why didn't you say anything?"

"Didn't feel the need."

"Is it someone I know?"

"Maybe."

"Cute? Handsome?"

"Maybe."

"Is that all I'm getting out of you? Yes, no, maybe so."

"Probably."

"Now, do you like the shirt you've got on?"

"No. A dress, maybe?"

"I'll see what I can find… This one?"

"Looks good."

"So where are you meeting him? Pub?"

"Maybe."

"With the crew there?"

"Yeah… now how do I look?"

"Perfect!"