"So are you going to tell me why I'm dressing you?"
"No."
"A hint?"
"No."
"Is it a date?"
"Maybe."
"Jim?"
"No. Broke up."
"You broke up! Why didn't you say anything?"
"Didn't feel the need."
"Is it someone I know?"
"Maybe."
"Cute? Handsome?"
"Maybe."
"Is that all I'm getting out of you? Yes, no, maybe so."
"Probably."
"Now, do you like the shirt you've got on?"
"No. A dress, maybe?"
"I'll see what I can find… This one?"
"Looks good."
"So where are you meeting him? Pub?"
"Maybe."
"With the crew there?"
"Yeah… now how do I look?"
"Perfect!"
