Guess Who's Back.Back Again!

Sorry for the screw up before that chapter is rewritten here.

Hey, just moved to Florida, right now looking for a Hindu mandir or Hindu temple to go to on Sundays and also, I apologize for not that much updating. Also votes are no longer needed, I've planned it all out. Want to know the pairings? Read the story and on the bottom there will be a note about the pairings. Hope you enjoy, he he he!

"Hey Rin, I'll be back okay?" she said and disappeared. Rin ran towards Sesshoumaru and fell, scraping her knee.
"Awe, Rin lets go get you cleaned up," Kagome said, lifting her up and bringing her inside. She cleaned up the bruise and put a band-aid on it.
"What is this skin you put on her?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Helps it heal faster and prevents infection." Kagome said. "Hey, we're home!" Mrs. Higurashi called. "Kagome come help me with the groceries,"
"Souta let them watch TV, I need to talk to mom alone,"
"Okay, Kagome," Souta said.
"Kagome, I think I should tell you more about your father now," Mrs. Higurashi said. "He's lord of the Northwestern Lands and he used to travel through the well, when we fell in love and became mates, he had to go back to his own time because you and your sister were born. Your sister had the demon powers and you had the miko powers," she said. "Your sister does come to this time for school but she mostly lives in the past,"
"How does she travel?" Kagome asked.
"She bridged your well with another well in Tokyo and goes to that well instead of yours," her mom said. "They want to meet with you and want you to bring your friends along,"
"Kagome, I smell a demon!" Inuyasha said coming into the kitchen.
"Kagome we're home, sorry we took a while, traffic," Mrs. Higurashi said coming in.
"It smells like Naraku," Sesshoumaru said.
"Which one is mom?" Kagome said.
"Kukuku I decided that I wanted to try out my old power again, but the question is, is what I say true, and if so how did I know, Kukuku," Kagome's mother from the kitchen faded and disappeared.
"Oh no!" Kagome said. "Now he knows where I live,"
"What did that imitation say?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"Told me about a sister which you forgot to mention, and that he is the lord of the northwestern lands and that he wants me and my friends to meet with them," Kagome said.
"Well there's only one way to find out if what he says is true, we have to go there and find out," Inuyasha said.
"But the question is, why would he tell you this, perhaps he is plotting to turn you and your father against each other maybe?" Sesshoumaru said.
"How did he find out?" Sango asked.
"I think it's time that all of you go back to the Feudal Era and figure this out," Mrs. Higurashi said. "Kagome you have time to change into something more comfortable," Mrs. Higurashi said.
"Right mom," Kagome said running to her bedroom, she put on a pair of jeans and a pink shirt and ran down the stairs.
"Your back pack ready?" Mrs. Higurashi asked.
"Yeah, Sango, Shippou, Miroku, come on!" Kagome said.
"Rin wants to come too!" Rin said.
"I Sesshoumaru will be accompanying you as I said I would," Sesshoumaru said.
"I hate you!" Inuyasha said, jumping down into the well with Kagome. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou jumped down together. Then Sesshoumaru and Rin jumped down.
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!" Rin yelled jumping down.

"Higurashi-sama, milord I know that your daughter is in this time," Naraku in his pelt said.
"Is she," Higurashi said. "You know that there are two that look alike,"
"Yes I do know of this, Katana and Kagome both of which who share the same soul and one has demon traits the other is a dark miko," Naraku said.
"Kagome is a dark miko?" Higurashi asked.
"Very evil, kukuku, she goes from country to country killing people for shikon jewel shards to become more powerful,"
"Then why is it that I Higurashi of the North Western Lands smells a large amount the the Shikon Jewel on you and I sense an evil aura all over you?" he answered.
"Because I am against her and I think that since she is still of age to be disciplined from a parent, you can do something about it," he answered. "Kukuku," he said and disappeared. 'He is trying to turn me against my own daughter.'

"Dad I'm home!" Katana said walking into the fortress.
"Come in, daughter," Lord Higurashi said.
"Yes dad?" Katana said.
"It's time that you learn about your sister, mother and heritage," he said. "I, as you know am your true father and I'm a demon, thus making you a half demon. You have a twin sister whos also half but only has miko powers from her mom. You have demon powers only. You two together protect the northwestern lands and protects the Shikon jewel by duty."
"What?" Katana asked.
"Now I want you to find your sister and do your duty," he said.
"Woah, um okay," Katana said.

"Oh shit," Inuyasha with black hair said.
"What now," Kagome said and then said, "Oh,"
"Inuyasha you smell more like a.oh I understand now," he said.
"It seems that more and more people know about this each time," Inuyasha said.
"So, it means you have get more friends," Kagome said.

'I sense her here and I smell her scent at this very hut,' "Hey Kagome, they changed your uniform?" Kaede said to the girl who knocked on her door.
"Hey, I'm Kagome's sister, Katana, do you have any idea where Kagome may be?"
"Ye may try the well then Katana," Kaede said sensing that she was telling the truth.
"Thanks," Katana said.
Katana walked her way to the well when she picked up a scent similar to her own, 'it must be Kagome,' she thought. She ran to it and saw a woman identical to herself in miko's clothing.
"Kagome.without Shikon shards.finally changed your clothes.but still, your death will give me a completed soul you pathetic reincarnate copy!" she said pointing her arrow at Katana. 'She does smell dead,'
"Poison flower claw shots!" Katana yelled shooting a claw at Kikyou she ran off in another direction towards the well. 'Shit! Changing into human!'
"Hey Kagome how come you're without dog breath, my woman!" Kouga yelled stopping her.
"I'm neither Kagome, nor your woman," Katana said. "Kagome is my sister,"
"Kagome never told me that she had a sister, well that makes you one of us too, ni-chan."
"Are you two mates?" Katana asked.
"Not yet, first I have to kill off Inuyasha," Kouga said.
"Eh, violent," Katana said. "I can sense her., follow me!" Katana said, "And no killing of my sister's boyfriend!"

"Inuyasha, I sense something, and it's not a Shikon Jewel," Kagome said walking into the forest.
"Eh, violent, I can sense her.follow me.and no killing of my sister's boyfriend!" a voice like Kagome's said. A Kagome look-alike ran through the bushes towards Kagome.
"Kagome, you must be my sister!" Katana exclaimed.
"Kagome, my woman, how's dog turd been treating ya!" Kouga exclaimed.
"I'm not your woman, Kouga," Kagome said.
"I knew it, he's a violent wolf," Katana said.
"No, a wimpy wolf!" Inuyasha said. "And she's not your woman!"
"Ah guys, stop fighting," Kagome said.
"So it is not Kagome who is the heir, it is you?" Sesshoumaru said.
"Actually we share the job, we both protect the shikon jewel and strip the lands from the evil demons," Katana said. "I only found this out today so I don't know much, but I'd like to meet our mom,"
"And I'd like to meet dad," Kagome said.
"Hey Kagome," Katana said, "How about we switch?"
"Great idea, lets go to my house, switch clothes and go?" Kagome said.
"Hey Kagome, we can hear you," Shippou said.
"I trust that you guys won't tell," Katana and Kagome said at the same time,"
"Let's go," Kagome said running to the well.
"You're going now!" Inuyasha said. "Oh no you don't!"
"Don't make me 'S' word you," Kagome threatened. "I'll be back in a few minutes, Inuyasha," Kagome said. Katana and Kagome jumped into the well.
"So where's ma," Katana said, anxious.
"Kagome you're home!" Souta said. "Two Kagomies! Woah!"
"This is Katana my sister," Kagome said.
"Hello Souta-chan," Katana said.
"Hi, Kat-san," Souta said.
"Kat-san?" Kagome said.
"Yeah, Kat and Kag," Souta exclaimed. Mrs. Higurashi came out. "Oh my babies!" she exclaimed hugging them both. "Kagome and Katana!"
"Hey mom, Katana and I are going to discuss the well thing and then she'll have to go to dad's," Kagome said. "Inuyasha said I could stay here a while,"
"Well, okay," Mrs. Higurashi said. Katana and Kagome ran upstairs to Kagome's bedroom.
Kagome and Katana switched clothing, Kagome in the bathroom changing.

"Okay, grandpa is a bit crazy, mom is cool, and Souta can get annoying, avoid saying sit, when I say it, Inuyasha falls face first to the ground because of a subduing spell, Shippou is like your child, Sango, best friend, Miroku, a perverted monk," Kagome said. "What should I know?"
"My servant is Seya and your servant is Saiemy, we have a step mom, and a little brother named Sunil, he's rotten and fights me a lot, you know the half breed thing, oh well dad is a very respected and feared lord," Katana said.
"Hey, sup, Kat," Taisha appeared. "Sup Kagome,"
"You know Katana?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah, of course, we're like best friends," Taisha said.
"It's a small world after all," Kagome said. "Alright, let's do this!" Kagome said.
"Uh, one thing, we have to switch back before sunrise, demon traits come back," Katana said.
"How will we do that?" Kagome asked.
"When we go through the well, try to turn left and you'll get to our fortress, go back and make a right and you'll be back here, I'll stay by the well tonight," Katana said.
"Alright let's do this," Kagome repeated.
"Alright let's do this," Katana mocked and they went downstairs.
"Sorry mom I have to go this quick, I'll be back tomorrow, I think," Kagome in Katana's uniform said.
"By Katana," Katana said to Kagome. 'That's weird,'
"By Kagome," Kagome said to Katana. 'That's weird,'
"Okay mom, Souta, where's Gi-san?" Katana asked.
"He's sleeping," Mrs. Higurashi said, "How long you staying for?"
"Till morning," Katana answered, "Katana and I have a duty in the Sengoku Jedai,"
"Oh, okay," Mrs. Higurashi said.
"Is that Kagome I hear?" Grandpa said coming down the stairs.
"Yep, hey Gi-san," Katana said.
"Kagome? Your hair grew since the last time I saw you," he said.
"Oh well, I guess time flies," Katana answered.
"How long you staying?" Grandpa asked.
"Till morning," Katana said.

"Daughter you are back," Higurashi said.
"Yeah well."
"You're vulnerable at this time so you came back, I Higurashi of the Northwestern Lands Know," he said.
'Sounds a lot like Sesshoumaru, yet harsher,' Kagome thought.
"Katana, you cut your hair?" he asked.
"Yeah, I thought it'd look cool," Kagome answered.
'I know that this is my other daughter acting as though she is Katana, I will make her slip up and let her reveal that she is Kagome,' thought Higurashi.
"There you are you stupid half breed!" she heard someone from behind her yell. She turned around to see a boy not so much younger than her. 'Sunil,' she thought.
"Sunil," she said out loud. 'She knows who is who, very clever,'
"There is no honor in fighting someone who is very much weaker therefore we shall postpone this fight until morning," he said and walked out the room.
"You have let yourself be seen by your brother in human form, very irresponsible,"

The Unnamed Demon - Hey there Inuyasha

Inuyasha - Who the hell are you!

The Unnamed Demon - I, The Unnamed Demon, am the Unnamed Demon

Kagome - That's a bit repetitive, but nice to meet you, I'm Kagome

Sesshoumaru - Draw Tetsusaiga Inuyasha

Inuyasha - Damn it, It's Sesshoumaru

Shippou - I want Candy!

Aaron Carter - ::Sings I want candy::

Shippou - can you give him one too

Kagome - Oh my gosh! It's Aaron Carter!!! ::Drools::

Inuyasha - Feh like he can protect you

Kagome - But he sure is cute

The Unnamed Demon - I can't believe you like Aaron Carter ugh!

Sesshoumaru - I will wait no longer, you shall die by my sword, Inuyasha!

The Unnamed Demon - Inuyasha, you can shove Kikyou up your ass but don't hurt my Sesshy-kun!

Inuyasha - Falls down Anime Style

Sango - Sorry I'm late, Kirara, can you go bring Miroku here, he's unconscious by the river

The Unnamed Demon - Why is he unconscious?

Sango - You don't want to know

Inuyasha - ::Finishes reading fanfic:: You think that Sesshoumaru and I will stop fighting? You're out of your mind, wench!

Kagome - Sit boy! That's my nickname!

Sango - ::Stairs at Kagome in a weird way::

Kagome - I mean, Sit boy! Have manners for the writer, maybe we shall be paired

The Unnamed Demon - Actually ::Pauses, looks through notebook:: Yeah well ::Turns a few pages:: Maybe the pairing is Inu/Kag maybe it's Kag/Sess

Sesshoumaru - I Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands will not be mated to a human, I shall not follow my father's footsteps

Miroku - Sango and I are paired, thank Buddha!

Sango - Oh shit!

Kagome - ::Stares at Sango::

Sango - What, never heard a ticked off PMSing woman cuss before?

All Inuyasha Characters - Falls down Anime Style

The Unnamed Demon - Why does Anime characters do that?

Sesshoumaru - Damned nameless demon, I shall not be paired with that annoying Rin's sister

Rin - Rin would like it if Taisha-chan was with Sesshoumaru-sama

The Unnamed Demon - sorry Rin, I don't think so, BUT I am a major contradictor

Rin - Sesshoumaru-sama? What's major condradictor?

Kagome - she changes her mind a lot, Kinda like Inuyasha does

Inuyasha - Bitch what did I do?

Kikyou - ::Appears:: You portray me as if I'm evil woman, why?

The Unnamed Demon - Well you are quite the unknown character of the series Inuyasha, therefore you'll be both good and evil in parts of the story, trust me, and you and Kagome both have something in common, wait and see

Reader 1 - Wait, no Kikyou bashing? I'm out of here!

Reader 2 - I'm neutral about Kikyou

The Unnamed Demon - I neither love nor hate Kikyou but I will put her in just as the series does, she is not a main character one hundred percent she is just partially essential

Reader 3 - I'm getting bored

Jaken - kiss me, Sesshoumaru, that's an order!

Sesshoumaru - ::Whips out Tolkajin, cuts Jaken's head off:: That was quite out of character for Jaken

The Unnamed Demon - If you haven't already noticed, I have mind control powers and made him do that cause most people like to see him die!

Sango - 'What other demon do I know can manipulate people?' Naraku! You're Naraku!

Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippou, Kagome, Sesshoumaru - Where?

Sango - ::points to The Unnamed Demon::

The Unnamed Demon - Oh you mean that Baboon Pelted Asshole hanyou who combined with other demons? That asshole's my half brother.

Readers 1, 2, 3 - You have revealed who you are in the story!

The Unnamed Demon - but I have never given you my name, Kukuku

The Named Demon - What's with the Kukuku crap! Kill it! I hate it it's for villains who don't know how to laugh, like in Austin Powers Goldmember, Dr. Evil's Son, I have an Idea, an Alternative Universe Fanfic where the Inuyasha characters replace Austin Powers Characters. Naraku - Dr. Evil, Kikyou - Dr. Evil's wife, Miroku - Dr. Evil's son, Inuyasha - Austin Powers, Kagome - Foxy, Shippou - Minnie me, Sango - you figure it out HE HE HE! I dare you readers to write that!

Kagome - I saw that move, it was great! I'd love to read an Inu fic about Austin Powers!

The Unnamed Demon - want to be in these stupid mini fics that are probably wasting your time? Request through reviews!

Inuyasha - you still haven't told the pairings

The Unnamed Demon - I won't tell, but I'll give hints, a few original characters will come but they probably won't effect the pairings, pairings might change from what you think they are and Miroku/Sango is definite, I hate all Sesshoumaru/Rin fics so that is definitely out of the question, what do ya'll think about Kikyou/Jaken fics? How about Kaede/Jaken (just curios)

Jaken - I would never stoop as low as a human, dead, old, alive or young!

Sesshoumaru - I, Sesshoumaru Lord of the Western Lands

The Unnamed Demon - ::inturupts:: I The Unnamed Demon, Lady of the Western Lands

Sesshoumaru - You are testing my patience, die! ::Swipes The Unnamed Demon with Tolkajin::

The Named Demon - Well I might visit Christmas time or Thanksgiving.oh she's dead, oh well.she's immortal she'll heal by the time the next chapter is read, she told me to tell you to review please, and she's low on the self esteem right now so she's not sure if the new chapter was that great

Kagome - bye everyone, slumber party at my house next time

Inuyasha - what's that

Sesshoumaru - ::rare smiles::

Jaken - you all just lost years from your life!

Rin - I win!

Jaken - Win what, stupid human!

Sango - shut up!

Miroku - ::Looking at Inuyasha:: You're beautiful!

Inuyasha - Perverted Gay monk! ::Bonks him on the head with Tetsusaiga handle::

Sesshoumaru - haven't mastered it-

The Named Demon - ::interrupts Sesshoumaru:: SHUT UP EVERYONE WE'RE LEAVING NOW!

THE END!!

The Facts:

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha will meet someone of their past.

Kikyou and Kaede meet someone who was long lost.

Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Kikyou will meet the same person.

This person will put Kikyou in her place.

This may or may not turn into a Yu Yu Hakusho crossover.

The pairings are set.

You are to be surprised on the pairings.

I try to make all happy.

Just a note - Criticism is always welcomed, when you're honest, and give specifics, I thank you! Here are the reviewer responses.

Thank you reviewers who reviewed, responses will be on next chapter.