LOL I GOTS A QUESTION *shot dead to Switzerland to find the mysterious cheese*
missick93
N. Italy - Awah, you are so cute…I was wondering, Italy, Do you really not know that Germany has romantic feelings for you? You're a very romantic boy, you'd think you of all people would pick up on that fast. And I don't believe you for one second that you're a virgin~ ;)
Germany - Hm…you obviously need advice from someone who's not a book. Would you like my advice? I'd be more than happy to help~
America - …wants to have sex now plz?
England - Ah, I'm sorry America is such a troublesome brother to you. But… I am Ireland, so I hate you. Sorry. Maybe we can get drunk and be friends. =/
France - manaje tois?
Russia - Ah, my forefather… *hugs* But Russia, if everyone becomes one with you, just think of the electricity bill! And the gas! The Soviet Union didn't do so well the first time…maybe you should stick with a smaller goal?
Austria - …I will have sex with you on a piano…
Prussia- Ah, noble Gilbert…sacrificing yourself for Ludwig's freedom was a very noble thing to do. Do you mid being called East?
Greece - Ah! I see you love your cats almost as much as I did! Tell me, have you named all of them?
Canada - Aw, poor Matty…I'm surprised you haven't bombed us out yet. You really are sweet. I was wondering, do you like French or English better? And how much syrup do you consume on a daily basis?
Denmark - *huggles* I AM SO DANISH! *points* SEE? My house is full of Danish stuff! I did my History Day project on Denmark! During WWII! I write Denmark fanfics! But … I'm also part Swedish~ My grandmother's half and half! What do you think of that?
Sealand - …Peter…you're cute and annoying. I wish I lived in Sealand. Cause it'd be sweet. But I was wondering: My friend said Sealand is so small, his whole bodies a vital region. Is that true?
Rome - Yey for Grandpa Rome! Are you proud to have such attractive, ditzy grandchildren? And who're your children, if you are "grandpa" rome?
Dear missick93,
Romantic feelings aa? Well, I am pretty keen on romance! A lot of girls love to talk to me you know~ they all like pasta too! But I am!
- Feliciano Vargas
W-whatever do you mean… *turns*
- Ludwig
Well Americas not really my brother… so it's better than what I hoped when America was first found.
- Arthur Kirkland
Qu'est-ce qui était cela?
- Francis Bonnefoy
They'll be paying for their own supplies, don't worry. It's all planned out… My goal is perfectly fine to get Russia back up…
- Ivan Braginski
No, but, you can call me awesome.
- Gilbert Weillschmidt
I have actually…they all have god or goddess names… isn't it good?
- Heracles Karpusi
I like the French better… mostly because France raised me and such…! I don't really eat that much stuff with syrup on it… so maybe only a tablespoon a day for flapjacks.
- Matthew Williams
Did you now? …. w-wait… Sweden… Th-that has bad issues with me…
- Denmark
Have you seen Sealand-kun when he grows up! Everyone says I look so much more better than my brother!
- Peter Kirkland
My children? Oho, I have none~ but, they just call me Grandpa… b…because… I'm so old…
- Rome-jii
kikki1546
Dear Arthur,
Tell us the truth, is the United Kingdom still united or did it split apart, cause I haven't heard from Scotland, Whales, or North Ireland in a while…I'm starting to worry though, the faeries are keeping me company…
Dear Peter,
Do you really hate Arthur? Or is that just an excuse not to visit?
Dear Feliciano,
Tell me who do you really love? The HRE or Germany even though they're the same person, they seem different don't they?
Dear Matt and Alfred,
Do you guys ever miss having France and England looking after the two of you? Parents are parents right? So how do you two feel about them now?
Dear Antonio,
Do you ever miss us, all of the former Spanish colonies? I-I mean…you did raise us after all… *blushes and hides* I-I'll stop talking now…
Dear Lovino,
You lived with Spain f-for a long time. What did you guys do all t-that time?
Dear kikki1546,
Ooii oi, Scotland is never in my land! We still have our… 'disputes' and he's trying to curse me… what a great brother he is…
- Arthur Kirkland
I hate older brother! He took everything away from Sealand but… he's… okay
- Peter Kirkland
Hmm who? Well I don't really love either of them a whole lot… I like them as best friends and such… but I haven't really found anyone~
- Feliciano Vargas
Yosh! This is Alfred! Well I miss England coming over every thirty years but France visited a lot to go see Canada so that was great!
- Alfred F. Jones
Of course! It's a shame everything got taken and put together or conquered.
- Antonio Fernandez Carriedo
… W-we did nothing! Don't listen to what he says! He's a stupid tomato person…!
- Lovino Vargas
ALiCE'S EMOTiON
Dear Sealand,
Hi Sealand! w I love you so freaking much! And your older self is super sexy.
Dear ALiCE'S EMOTiON,
Aha~! I love you too~! Isn't it! Can't you wait for Sealand-kun to grow up?
- Peter Kirkland
LisaLisaLavi
Dear Ivan,
So you DO have a crush on someone, hm~? Interesting… Can you give any hints? I rather enjoy guessing games. Also, do you wear anything besides layers, such as shorts or t-shirts? And where in Russia do you live? And my last question: Have you had your first kiss, and if so, who was it with and how did it make you feel?
Dear America,
Berwald doesn't seem too scary, maybe just a bit serious. My friend is nothing like him; she's rather spastic and doesn't get enough sleep, poor girl. She walks into walls when she texts me D8 So, um… Yeah, favorite football team?
Dear North Italy,
I'm going to be a bit of a perv here and say something that's been on my mind: You have such a lovely bum, may I please poke it? It looks so cute! It must be from the pasta~. -heart-
Gilbert,
Hahah, is that a challenge? I'm willing to accept, hurr hurr.
Dear England,
Any crushes on anyone? And have you had your first kiss yet, and if so, with who and how did it make you feel?
Dear LisaLisaLavi,
Well…I guess we could see how far you get with guessing right~? She's not like me and it's not Belarus. Those are your hints~. I can't (unfortunately) wear anything but layers because of the cold here. I live in St. Petersburg, actually. I have had my first kiss…by Belarus…She snuck up on me while I was trying to sleep and…
- Ivan Braginski
As long as your friend doesn't start to be like Berwald! Have you seen what he can be like? It's… scary… Favorite football team? Hmm… well, I haven't really watched much football! I usually watch Baseball, it is America's passtime~
- Alfred F. Jones
Does it? I don't mind as long as it doesn't turn out to be like Hungary…
- Feliciano Vargas
It is a challenge! I don't know if you can win or not, I am made of awesome.
- Gilbert Weillschmidt
No I do not, and I haven't… had… my first kiss…
- Arthur Kirkland
Lietuvos
Dear Lithuania:
So I'm retrofitting a couple of my dad's old Army BDUs to cosplay you. Do you have any advice for someone spending a day or two as Lithuania?
Dear Russia:
Conversely, do you have any advice, based on your experience with Lithuania, for someone spending a day as him?
Dear Ludwig:
Why is German so hot sounding?
Dear Author:
Is it hard to get the answers out of these guys sometimes? :p
Dear Lietuvos,
Oh! That's great! I'm glad it's going well for you, I hope you don't run into any troubles or anything… Advice? Well… Don't run into Russia, please. And always help Poland no matter what!
- Toris Lorinaitis
Hmm…Well, there's a rule you should remember then for Lithuania: "Others Before Us". That's how Lithuania is, so, that's how you should remember.
- Ivan Braginski
Maybe because Germans are such good looking.
- Ludwig
… Yes… it really is. But I'm happy to get a question! *sparkly eyes* Do you want to know the process of how to get them to answer? I tie them to my computer chair if they're unwilling… thus I have bought three new computer chairs, I need a fourth one. The nice ones will do it without a second question, but, people like Lovino are buttmunches who need to be tied up by Antonio.
- killahxbunnay
Tabii
Dear Alfred-
Hi there! You're one of my favorite countries now! I used to want to go live with Francis or Kiku for the rest of my life, but now I'm happy to be staying here with you! Would you mind awfully if I gave you a kiss?
Dear Matthew-
Bonjour, mon ami! Je t'aime beaucoup! (Mais ne plus pas de ton frere. Domage.) Right, so, I'm hoping I didn't mangle that horribly- I haven't taken French in almost three years. Would you be my tutor?
Dear Arthur-
I hope someday I can be as awesome as you are. Especially the pirate-y bits! Can I come for a visit someday? We could look for faeries and whatnot!
Dear Ivan-
*lower lip wibbles* Oh, Ivan! I just want to give you a giant hug and a nice house in Florida, where it's warm and sunny! On a more somber note…how did you feel after the Romanovs were killed? I'm sorry if that's awkward, you don't have to answer it! TT_TT
Everyone else: Hi! I love you all so much! Especially the Italy brothers! *hugs and yummy foodstuffs for all*
Dear Tabii,
Yosh! I'm glad to hear you're glad to stay here! Hopefully everything will get back in order… it's starting to stress me out you know? I don't mind at all! I'm the hero and heroes deserve them!
- Alfred F. Jones
Bonjour! Votre français est toujours bon, ne vous inquiétez! I wouldn't mind at all to be a tutor for French…! But, just so you know… it may be a little different, since it'll be French-Canadian…
- Matthew Williams
If you strive for that, you'll eventually get to where I am. Go ahead and visit England! It's the best place around! Not that France or anything, its England you want to go to! There's tons of faeries and such…. who wouldn't want to go
- Arthur Kirkland
Aa, thank you! That would be nice wouldn't it? I could plant sunflowers all day and watch them grow and protect them. The Romanovs… I was sad, yes. They did a pretty good job in running for a while…Though, I was amused to hear the reports of the runaway survival of Anastasia, which of course wasn't true.
- Ivan Braginski
Feysera
Dear Sealand,
You're so adorable! Even more adorable than Finland, Norway & Latvia! :D
Dear Prussia,
Why don't you fight for Hungary then? I love a good battle over a woman XD
Dear Austria,
It's so heartbreaking to be separated from your one true love ;A; I was just thinking about how you and Hungary are…very different, personality-wise. Does this prove that opposites really attract? And what do you find most attractive about her?
Dear Hungary,
I want to know what you think of Prussia! *wiggles eyebrows* Isn't he awesome? ;D
Dear Japan,
My friend is just crazy about you being paired with Taiwan. What's your say in that?
Dear Switzerland,
If no one's good enough for Liechtenstein, would you say that YOU are The One for her? ;3
Dear Lithuania,
Why do you like Belarus so much? She doesn't seem to reciprocate and I hate one-sided love ;A;
Dear Feysera,
Aren't I~!? I don't see how people hate Sealand-kun!
- Peter Kirkland
It depends… she scares me a bit now from when we were kids though…
- Gilbert Weillschmidt
Opposites do attract, yes…What do I find most attractive about her…well, that's a hard question to pick out one. Don't you agree?
- Roderich Edelstein
He's so gullible at times…! I guess he's okay other than that, he was a good friend to have before.
- Elizaveta Héderváry
Well it does make sense doesn't it, I don't mind it. Taiwan and I are close, nation wise. Taiwan's starting to even bring Japanese culture and language into it more and more, so, I can see why…
- Honda Kiku
… Of course I am! I took care of her, only I would know what was best for her!
- Vash Zwingli
I find her cute…right? Maybe it's just my taste or the fact of being around Russia so much I start looking for that type of people…you know, how people influence you to do stuff later in life and you don't realize it…?
- Toris Lorinaitis
AruLokifan123
Dear Austria,
How did you feel when the Austro-Hungarian empire fell? And do you miss the nations that made that empire up? Like Hungary?
Dear Prussia,
You rule. That is something very obvious. How was your stay with Russia while you were part of the Soviet Union? Was it fun?
Dear Russia,
So, I wish to know, if you're afraid of Belarus so much, why don't you just tell her you don't want to marry her?
Dear AruLokifan123,
Well…in a way…but it's good to have some of them off of my back.
- Roderich Edelstein
Russia wasn't that bad really! Not scary at all, we could both rule the world one day and Prussia could be the dominator once again!
- Gilbert Weillschmidt
I can't…she would probably hurt me if so? I'm afraid of her so I wouldn't want to tell her that.
- Ivan Braginski
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killahxbunnay: Yay! Finally got it updated! 8 pages, woo. History day, even more woo. So, anywho, how excited was I when I got a question? Uberly excited! (more like spazmatic…) For those whom are still reading and don't know who to write in or who they are you can go to WetPaint and search "Hetalia" or "Axis Powers Hetalia" and look for one that goes 'aphetalia'... yeah, and there's EVERY country there that is fully introduced. (So that means no Denmark, Norway, Vietnam, or Thailand)
