Disclaimer: I don't own RWBY
Author's note: yo
What did Yang say when RWBY, Qrow and Oscar entered the grimmlands?
"Whelp, guys," says Yang, readying her gauntlets and looking at the waves of grimm en-route towards her group.
She smirks as she gazes at the screeching Nevermore descending upon them.
"With such a warm welcome, we can only be in the bone-ies."
"..."
Everyone turned to stare at the blond.
The grimm slowed to a halt.
Some of beowolves whined and pawed at their ears.
The unfortunate beowolves shrunk away as Yang's gaze fell upon them.
She grinned and pinned one of them with expectant eyes.
"Say, how do you guys ask the lady grimm out to dates?"
The beowolf shrugged and inched away, this human was giving off too much giddiness...
"You say, 'I'll be-yo-wolf'" says Yang with a wink.
The beowolves ran away.
The male wolves running away from the prospect of an upheaval of the courting scene in the grimmlands.
And the female wolves barking at why such romantic lines were never used on them.
She then turns curious eyes upon the lone death stalker.
"So are you some kind of messenger of the dead?"
The death stalker rubbed its hide with its stinger in confusion.
"I mean we do call you death's talker," she says with a shrug and a smile.
"Or do you like, talk people to death?"
"..."
"Oh all right," Yang gave an exaggerated wave of her hands. "How about this, how does a death stalker make out with his girl?"
The death stalker braced itself. It wouldn't succumb like those beopuppies.
Yang grins.
"He pins-her."
The death stalker eyes its pincers.
Yeah, it was done here.
It quickly burrowed a hole into the earth and disappeared into it.
She then turns to the griffons and nevermore.
"Well, I'd give you guys dating advice too."
The beasts of aerial ruin, stared down the puny girl.
The ape dared thought it could give them dating advice?
"But I'll just say be yourselves and wing it. You got this."
The flying grimm blinked.
Now... that wasn't bad advice at all.
Yang smirks.
"You guys are pretty talon-ted in your own rights."
And that, was their cue to stuff their ears with feathers and flap away.
