Chapter 9 not happening or is it

"Boys and Kase enjoy today because tommorow your going to school," King Vegeta says to them all at dinner.

"What were done we gratuated college as toddlers remember," Vegeta says.

"Are you saying you guys don't want to take the oppurtunity to show kids your own age on this planet up in brains and strength," Bardock ask saying just the right thing.

"Well if I get to as well I'm in," I say happily.

"Hi guys," Chi-chi says joining us at the dinining room table.

"Fine we'll go to school but don't think it'll last," Vegeta says to his father.

"Have some fun maybe you can flirt with girls," Nappa says directing the comment at Raditz.

"You guys are coming to school good getting smarter is always good Bulma was a genius," Chi-chi says remembering Bulma's smarts. Just then Vegeta got a look on his face that he was thinking up a plan.

"I know that look Vegeta and it never ends well for me," Raditz says to his best friend.

"Sorry Raditz got to go let's go Kase," Vegeta says going super sayian and taking off I follow pursuit. Vegeta brings us to a stop five miles away from Capsule Corporation.

"Alright Vegeta what exactally is your plan," I ask once we land.

"I was way to tempted I think I want to use some of those tears I earned to bring the blue haired one back to life," Vegeta says enlighting just the tears he had earned with his ki and makeing the wish. While he did that I mumbled an extremely quiet chant and before you know it Bulma was right infront of us. Vegeta doused his ki and put away the tears that weren't used for this wish.

"What what's going on where are we who are you why am I alive," Bulma ask continulously.

"Were five miles from your home," I say answering the first question.

"I'm the Sayian prince Vegeta this is Kase and your alive because we wished you back to life why I'm not sure," Vegeta says answering the rest of her questions.

"I remember you your the one who killed me and my friends wait how'd you bring me back with piccolo dead the dragon balls are useless," Bulma ask yet another question.

"We used something beside these dragon whatevers and stop asking questions," Vegeta orders her.

"You do not give me orders I am Bulma Briefs and I take orders from nobody," Bulma practically screams.

"Don't talk so loud we have extremely sensitive hearing and I suggest you listen to Vegeta he may kill you again," I say to Bulma in warning. Vegeta takes off and starts back I knowing humans can't fly remember to grab Bulma's hand and take off after Vegeta.

"Bulma is that you I thought you were dead," Chi-chi says once we land.

"I was they wished me alive again," Bulma says to her best friend.

"Alright Vegeta what's your plan you got me," Raditz says.

"Well she said this girl was a genius I couldn't help but want to let every one know how wrong the statement is," Vegeta says.

"What I am too a genius I have an IQ 240 nobody but my dad has one higher," Bulma says rather proud of her self at this every saiyan there cracks up laughing.

"Really father how low is the lowest IQ on Vegeta-sei," Vegeta ask his father.

"It would be 200 even usually that of the new borns but it doesn't take long to become smarter," King Vegeta informs.

"You have got to be joking that can't be the lowest and belong to a new born," Ch-ichi exclaims.

"Sure if it's in the 200s your unintellagent, 300s intellagent and 400 or higher genius," Raditz says smirking.

"Unfortunately we brought two who never got out of the 200s," Bardock says.

"Hey mine 299.9 Nappa is the one at 270," Kakarot defensivley says.

"Yes and mine is 386 fathers is 397," Raditz says back at Kakarot.

"No need to get into this we all know Vegeta has an unusually high IQ," King Vegeta says knowing where this was headed.

"Fine but nobody ever told me my IQ," I say feeling slightly left out. Vegeta turns on his scouter and is quit impressed.

"Kase I'm beginning to wonder what all you can't do your IQ reads 2000," Vegeta says to her.

"You guys have got to be kidding no way can that be right," Bulma almost screams before remembering what Kase said about hearing.

"Alright guys go get your stuff ready you have people to show up in school tommorow," King Vegeta says we all start trudging to our rooms.

"Well that went well but how long do you think they'll last these IQs are low compared to what there used to no wonder there still in highschool," Nappa comments.

"Yes I know Vegeta hasn't done school work since we sent him at age 2 one month later he got through every level," King Vegeta says.

"They'll do fine don't for get they all finished by age 5 even Kakarot thanks to his special advantages others lacked,'' Bardock says.


The next day

"How could you guys possibly eat so much," Bulma ask after breakfast.

"What that was a light breakfast," Kakarot says with a slight whine.

"You call that light," Chi-chi says her eyes bulging.

"Why do we have to walk to school," Raditz complains.

"You can't fly there besides it's only down the road no need in wasting fuel for the cars," Bulma says as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"How is it I Vegeta prince of the sayian race and ruler of the entire universe is going back to school," I mumble to myself so only the other sayians could here.

"Well your hotness you let your father talk you into it," Kase says flirtastously.

"You know I'd say somthing but I said as long as I never had to witness that gross thing again I'd put up with it," Raditz says Kakarot puts a hand over his brothers mouth.

"Shut up don't give Vegeta any ideas," Kakarot whispers so quietly the other two sayians didn't hear.

"Finally were here," I say walking into the building and to the office where we could collect our schedules. Once we all had our schedules we headed to homeroom. And to my dissapointment yet also pleasure Bulma and Chi-chi were both in this class.

"Hello there I was informed we'd have some new students," the teacher says to us once we walk into the room.

"Hi," Kakarot says to the teacher.

"Why don't you guys introduce your selves then we can go around and get the names of your class mates," the teacher says.

"I'm prince Vegeta, that's Raditz with the long hair, that's his brother Kakarot and sister Kase," I simply say.

"Prince of annoying and jerks maybe," Bulma whispers to herself forgetting about their hearing.

"Watch it I don't like being called annoying that's my brother but a jerk I'll happily take," I say staring down Bulma who seems less happy now.

"Right now the rest of the class," the teacher says.

"Not necessary I know the names of those two and the other four I could care less about," I say.

"Vegeta just go with it there are only two you haven't met," Kakarot points out.

"Did you just give me an order," I ask coldly.

"Sorry Vegeta I didn't mean it that way please don't punish me," Kakarot begs.

"Don't look at me for help I bailed your butt out enough," Raditz says when Kakarot turns to him.

"Vegeta don't hurt him it's Kakarot he forgets too easily," Kase says to me calmly.

''Your right no need to waste time on him," I say.

"Kakarot don't say whatever your about to say," Raditz tells his younger brother who looked like he was about to say something that would further anger me. Kakarot went to take a seat at the back of the room by Chichi and Bulma, Raditz followed not far behind. I went to the desk that was the most secluded and Kase followed.

"Alright now as I was saying introductions," the teacher says pointing to a short, fat kid.

"Names Yajirobe don't make me angry I'm extremly strong," the boy says at this every one in the room rolls their eyes.

"My name is Launch, achoo, I will destroy you all achoo," a girl who went from looking calm to like a killer and back to calm says.

"I'm Bulma since you can't remember," Bulma says.

"My name is 17 this is my sister 18," a boy with black hair says then pointing to the girl next to him with blond hair.

"I'm Chichi," Chichi says introducing herself to the sayians she already met. The teacher starts lecturing the class but nobody seemed to notice Launch kept changing with every sneeze.

"Launch I think your catching a cold maybe you should go home," Bulma says worried for her friend and the lives of everyone.

"I'll be achoo fine," Launch says turning blond and pulling out guns she starts to shoot at Kakarot who simply caught every bullet until she ran out after which she sneezed again.

"Are these um bullets yours," Kakarot says having to think of the word for them as he hands the bullets back to Launch.

"Maybe I should go home," Launch says getting up to leave.

"That was fun I never saw someone change looks and personality by sneezing," Kakarot says laughing.

"Kakarot something tells me that's not normal nor is the fact that you caught all those bullets," I say observing the room.

"I'm not that bad at catching it's just when I'm distracted by food I can't catch something easily," Kakarot says defensively.

"Kakarot he means people shouldn't be able to catch bullets," Raditz says indicating towards the humans.

"Realy Kakarot think before you act next time simply dodge them," Kase says.

"That was cool I never saw any one catch a bullet," Yajirobe says astounded.

"Something isn't normal about you guys," 17 says suspiciously.

"We're perfectly normal," Kase says.

"I hate to tell you this but I'm the normal one Kakarot is a little abnormal, Vegeta's too perfect and Kase well you know," Raditz says imfomativly.

"Those belts are realy weird," Yajirobe says pointing to the tails wrapped around our waist before any of us could respond we were out of there and headed to the next class.

Later

"Finally the last class of the day," I say happily as I go into the locker rooms where we're supposed to change into gym clothes which consists of shorts and a t-shirt. Raditz, Kakarot and I decided to stay in our armor we had been wearing all day receiving looks from other students.

"Not to be rude but why do guys wear those outfits," 17 ask once he's done changing.

"Well it's armor first of all not an outfit and why not," Kakarot says to 17.

"Come on then we better hurry or we'll end up running extra laps around the track and that may be all we do today anyways," 17 says with a look that says the idea doesn't please him.

"Well then let's go," I say heading outside to the track with Raditz, Kakarot and 17 once out there I already see the girls.

"Alright guys today is nothing but running your to run as many laps as you can before the bell rings," the coach says once Yajirobe finally comes out this gets a groan from just about every one.

"Vegeta absolute fastest," Kakarot inquires to be sure he doesn't do anything stupid.

"Alright kids get running," the coach says blowing his whistle at this I super sayian up as well as Kase and we start running Kakarot and Raditz run their fastest but still can't quite go more than a fourth Kase's speed which is half mine. The others in the class had slowed down slightly when they saw Kase and me turn blond which brought them to think about Launch but continued on when they realized we were just running. The coach calls us all to a stop ten minutes before the bell.


"What were done all ready I haven't even broken a sweat," Kakarot says with a whine.

"Honestly Kakarot we only have an hour do you honestly think you'd break a sweat," Vegeta says rather annoyed.

"How can none of you guys be sweating," 17 says covered in sweat and panting hard.

"I know you guys are not like a us but come on," Bulma says collapsing on the ground to rest her legs.

"Well it's not hard it actually requires us to do something in order to sweat," I say.

"I think you guys cheated," Yajirobe who wasn't tired says.

"That's what you did Yajirobe isn't that how you got into this class instead of another class," 18 says.

"Well we did not cheat you see we aren't human," Vegeta says with a smirk.

"Good one,"17 says thinking it's a joke.

"Just like your a prince right," Yajirobe says.

"He's not lieing about the alien part or about being a prince," Bulma and Chichi say at the same time.

"How do you know," 18 ask.

"Simple these aren't belts their tails," Raditz says unwrapping his.

"Were from the planet Vegeta or Vegeta-sei," Kakarot adds on.

"We are known as Sayians the most powerful race in the universe," I say proudly.

"Good now can I destroy this fat one he's been annoying as shit all day," Vegeta says.

"Um is that a rhetorical question," Kakarot not quit sure ask.

"Yes by fat kid," Vegeta says pointing two fingers at Yajirobe a whistle sound is heard and Yajirobe exploded.

"Vegeta you shouldn't destroy people because you find them annoying," Bulma yells at him.

"Sure he can he runs the whole universe owns this planet, and he killed you once because his custom scouter said your obnoxious and it never lies," Raditz says laugjng.

"Owns the universe what do you mean by that," 17 ask.

"Well I killed the last owner and his family he shared it with giving me claim and having wiped his planet out as a precaution left my race the strongest and I was obviously the strongest of them all," Vegeta says like the're stupid to need to ask.

"Vegeta can we tell your dad not to send us back to school it's even worse the second time around," I ask hopefully as the bell ending school rings we quickly grab our stuff and wait for Bulma and Chichi before starting to walk back. Bulma had decided to invite 17 and 18 over for some reason.

"Alright I decided I'll talk to my father on one condition," Vegeta says as we reach capsule corporation.

"What exactally do you want," I ask.

"I think you can guess something similar to the prize for winning the seven hour pillow fight," Vegeta says smirking.

"Well in that case see you latter lets go Kakarot last time I about barfed," Raditz says grabbing Kakarot and running inside.

"What's your answer no kiss no talking with my father no getting out of school tommorow and forever," Vegeta tells me.

"Alright since I know you'll some how trick me into anyways might as well give to you," I say giving Vegeta another long kiss the longest yet this one being six minutes long.

"Hey no making out on my front lawn the front lawn is my make out spot," Bulma says when we stop. To this Vegeta decides to kiss me again and give Bulma the middle finger.

"Dude that's just unfair," 17 says when we stop making out six minutes latter.

"What's unfair," 18 ask her brother.

"None of my girlfriends ever want to kiss me that long," 17 says rather jealously.

"Those two not boyfriend and girlfriend," Nappa says having heard the comment and seen the end of the second kiss.

"Nappa what are you doing soldier," Vegeta angerly yells.

"Sorry but I missed the one before leaving Vegeta-sei," Nappa says.

"Nappa how many times must we tell you Vegeta's life isn't a movie if you don't hide he'll notice you watching him," King Vegeta says.

"Honestly your going about this all wrong," Bardock says laughing.

"Actually your all wrong the best thing to do is get it on video," says walking out to the front lawn.

"Wow a great cook and she knows how to spy," Bardock says amazed.

"How many people have been spying on me exactally," Vegeta yells.

"Kakarot and Raditz haven't last time they saw that they almost puked," Bardock informed him making it clear almost every one is spying on him.

"Is it safe to come out," Raditz yells from the door with his eyes shut.

"Yes you two can come out were all done," I inform my brother.

"Good now I don't know about you but I want some beer," Raditz says heading to buy some.

"Well this will be fun I want to hear another of Vegeta's songs," Kakarot says coming outside as well.

"I didn't know Vegeta sings," Chi-chi says.

"Only when drunk only when drunk," Vegeta says smirking.

"This is just unfair he get's long kisses from his girlfriend and can get drunk," 17 says.

"She is not his girlfriend," King Vegeta says as if this were obvious.

"Right she is Vegeta's mate," Bardock says and with that I remember what my brothers and Vegeta had said once and realized they made alot of things I didn't get make since now.

"Mate how old are they exactally," 18 ask.

"Vegeta shall be seventeen in about six months Kase will be sixteen in about five," Nappa says remembering when I said my birthday was.

"Isn't that young to be married," Chichi states.

"No a boy need only be 16 to choose a mate and a girl 15," King Vegeta says.

"What do you mean by choose exactally," Bulma ask.

"Choose as in picked like Vegeta chose me to be his mate and I had no clue as to this he chose me out of about half the eligible girls on our planet," I say.

"Wait your saying the girl has no choice who she marries where your from," Bulma ask astonished.

"No they don't need a choice," Vegeta says calmly.

"Trust me the last thing they need is a choice in it," Bardock says.

"What's wrong Bardock think your mate wouldn't have chosen you," Nappa teases.

"I don't think that's what he means his mate practically runs his home as it is you give them that power and well it'd be the downfall of our race," King Vegeta says.

"Usually mates begin to actually like each other," Kakarot says.

"Like Vegeta's father and mother," Bardock says.

"Fell in love your emotions are pathetic father," Vegeta says.

"Yes I learned my lesson we went over that I'm sure," King Vegeta says.

"Hey guys back with the alcohol,"Raditz says carring five kegs of beer stacked atop one another.

"Good their annoying me with this conversation," Vegeta says grabbing a keg to claim his own.

"In that case I'll run to the ship and fix every one here one of my special shots," Raditz says and in a minute he's back with a shot for every one present.

"You don't think we'll actually drink those do you,'' Chi-chi ask as Raditz hands one to everybody and they all down theirs except the humans.

"It's just one little shot," Bulma says drinking hers.

"How bad could it be,"17 says downing his 18 drank hers as well.

"I don't think it's a good idea," Chi-chi says which at this point was the wrong thing to say before she could even say help she was tied up and the shot being poured down her throat.

"Alright I've got an improvment of the one we all hated," Vegeta says.

"Yeah let's hear," Kakarot dazily says.

"My name is Vegeta I'm a prince, this is my father the king with my name, that guy is Nappa he's realy weird, we all know Kakarot his brother is Raditz their sister is Kase whom is my mate,Bardock is their father, these humans I hate Kakarot fell in love Raditz will try to steal her away I never understand why they all have to spy on me because I don't like the whole universe knowing I was seen making out with my mate now I'm done with this song but don't you fret I'll come back with a better one not involving Kase," Vegeta very drunkly sings laughing the entire time.

"Much better now who's up for a game of hide and blast,"Raditz ask laughing at nothing realy Vegeta's laughter cuased us all to laugh.

"Don't you mean hide and seek," 17 ask.

"Nope you hide I try to find you once I do I blast infront of you," Kakarot says.

"No thanks were going to go play truth or dare," Bulma says grabbing 18, and Chi-chi who grabs me and we all sway as we walk towards Bulma's room.

"Alright(hicup)Bulma(hicup) this work," I ask hicuping.

"Wow you never played," 18 says amazed.

"Here ask one of us truth or dare," Chi-chi says.

"Okydoky Bulma tooth or mare," I say forgetting the name of the game.

"Well I love challanges so dare," Bulma states.

"Ok I dares you to go find Raditz and give him a big kiss," I say giggling.

"O_O that will be interesting let's watch,"18 says standing up.

"This will be cute but is it right," Chi-chi says sobering up.

"Nothing against it in sayian standards as far as I know," I sobering up also state.

"Worst idea I ever had," Bulma now completely sober along with the others comments.

"Too bad Raditz could use this he never kissed a girl infront of anyone," I say.

"I don't the first time they kiss should be more private," Chi-chi says.

"No way they'll be fine it's not as if the whole planet will be watching," 18 comments.

"Fine let's go," Bulma says storming outside to find the now sober guys.

"Well that part was easy," Chi-chi says.

"Right Raditz come here we've got something for you," I call to my brother. Raditz loving anything involving pretty girls that aren't his sister walks over.

"What," Raditz ask boredly.

"This," Bulma says kissing Raditz for ten seconds. Raditz just stood there smirking.

"Well I never knew I was this good looking," Raditz says still smirking.

"Does this mean your not stealing my girl Raditz," Kakarot says walking over.

"Not necessarily like I said if she rejects you I'll take her," Raditz says.

"Oh does Kakarot have a crush," 17 ask sarcastically.

"I've got an idea for you Kakarot ask her out," Bardock tells his youngest son.

"Can I Vegeta your majesty," Kakarot ask his best friend and the king.

"Go ahead," King Vegeta says.

"Just don't do anything I'll kill you for," Vegeta warns.

"Ok Chichi want to go out," Kakarot simply ask.

"Sure," Chi-chi says unsure of what to say blushing slightly.

"Aw cute I wish someone would ask me out like that," Bulma states.

"You mean ask permission from a none relative if they can ask you out,"18 says.

"Well francally it's more cute when you don't put it that way," Bulma says defensivly.

"How was it cute to begin with,"17 ask.

"IT JUST WAS," Bulma yells.

"Ow what did I say about yelling," I say covering my ears.

"Sorry I forgot," Bulma appologetically says.

"I like this one she has the attitude of a saiyan if only she didn't scream," King Vegeta says to his friends.

"Vegeta may I ask her out your majesty," Raditz ask the two in our not often used native language.

"I don't care," King Vegeta replise dismissively.

"It's your funeral Kakarot start looking for a replacement for Raditz," Vegeta says.

"Not like I'm going to get killed," Raditz says.

"Yeah right only if your deaf," Nappa says laughing.

"Guys not nice," I say defending my brother.

"Whatever Bulma want to go out," Raditz ask.

"I guess why not," Bulma replies back.

"Unfair," 17 says once again.

"What is it this time,"18 ask annoyed at her brother.

"Why is it I don't get a yes when I ask someone out without giving a gift," 17 complains.

"Simple we sayians don't do dates," Vegeta replies.

"Normally that is," I say adding on.

"Also 17 your human," 18 comments.

"Sayians get everything girls,beer,strength," 17 complains.

"Not true not everything," Raditz says.

"Now let's go I'm starving," Kakarot says leaving for the nearest restraunt while holding hands with Chi-chi.

"Well see you later guys I'm going to the movies," Raditz says grabbing Bulma's arm and heading to find a movie theater.

"I give Kakarot and her a week," Bardock says.

"I give it until we break it up she can cook," Vegeta says.

"I give Raditz and Bulma five minutes," I say.

"I give it seven my neighbors daughter kissed Raditz before," Nappa sates.

"You guys aren't very nice,'' 18 says.

"She's right Bulma will lose it after two," 17 states.

"Well I guess we'll find out," Bardock says.

"Right but first I have a plan," Vegeta says smirking.