Hi, people.

We just came back from eating at Benigins.

My belly's going to bust open soon. Now, let's welcome everyone!

WOOT WOOT! GOOO RYAN! WHO THE MAN YOU DA MAN!

Lemme show you how it's done. (trumpets start playing and confetti shoots everywhere) LET'S WELCOME! TROY BOLTON! I LOVE HIM, YOU LOVE HIM, AND WE ALL LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Troy: Heh thanks.

AND HE'S SO MODEST! LET'S GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR TROY!

Zeke: Whoop de freaking doo.

Stop being a sour puss. You're just mad.

Zeke: Pfft.

Pfft back at ya. Now do we have a question or a dare?

A question for Chad!

(camera zooms on Chad dramatically)

OK CHAD! This one is from allyxocorbin…

haha that was very amusing... let's see...

question for chad... if taylor begged you to shave your head, would you do it?

Chad: Uh…No…

Taylor: BUT WHAT IF I BEGGGGGGEEEEEED YOUUUUUU! You said you would do ANYTHING FOR ME!

Chad: Umm…Psst. Troy. HELP ME!

Troy: No that's ok.

Sharpay: I know Troy would shave his head for me. Wouldn't you Troy?

Troy: Yea, you keep believing that.

Sharpay: Yes you would.

Troy: No I wouldn't.

Sharpay: Yes.

Troy: No.

OK PEOPLE! We'll get to the head shaving LATERRR. Next question is from wateva…

hey please put this in next chapter:)
omg. ok first of all troypay friggen rocks
and gabriella just freaks me out

This question is for everybody. Exept for gabriella 'cause,... well... you're just so annoying and increadibly preppy it makes me wanna gag.

so the question is are u a virgin and if you're not who was the first person u did it with.

luv ya.

Sharpay: Yes, yes Troypay does rock.

Troy: Yea, and I'm still not going to shave my head.

Sharpay: YES YOU WOULD!

Gabriella: No one likes me…. (starts FAKE FAKE FAKEY FAKEIST CRYING EVER)

Troy: Aww… Don't be sad Gabi.

Sharpay: OH PUH LEASE! STOP WITH THE STUPID FAKE CRYING!

Jason: Why do you have to be so mean to her Sharpay?

Sharpay: I'M THE MEAN ONE?

Gabriella: (sniff) Sharpay, all I wanted (sniff) is for us to be (sniff) friends.

OH COME ON! STOP THE FAKE CRYING OR I GONNA KICK YA BUTT!

Gabriella: WAHHHH! (bawling her eyes out)

Oh God. SOMEONE GET HER A TISSUE!

WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SHUTUP!

Sharpay: Can I just punch her out now?

Gabriella: (leans on Troy's chest bawling) WAHH WAHH!

Sharpay: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!

WE'RE SORRY; WE ARE HAVING TECHNACIAL DIFFICULTIES BECAUSE SHARPAY IS KICKING GABRIELLA'S BUTT. WAIT I THINK IT'S SAFE!

Troy: (caught up in the fight) OH GOD! OW OW! PAIN!

Ryan: (video taping while dodging flying objects)

NO IT'S NOT! SORRY! OW WAIT WAIT, IT'S FINE NOW!

OK! NOW IS EVERYONE CALM?

Sharpay: Yup.

NOW SOMEONE ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Sharpay: What's the question again?

ARE. YOU.A. VIRGIN? That's for everyone except for Gabriella.

Ryan: Yup

Sharpay: Pretty much.

Taylor: Yea.

Troy and Chad: Uh… YEP YEP!

Sharpay: Is there something you want to tell me Troy?

Troy: NOPE!

Lie Detector: BEEP! TROY IS LYING!

Sharpay: Troy…

Troy: Um… I got a little sister?

Sharpay: AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?

Troy: Uhh…

Lizzie: (runs on stage) HI PEOPLE. I AM FOUR YEARS OLD.

Sharpay: Awww. She's adorable.

Aww.

Lizzie: CAN I BE ON THE SHOWWWW? PWEASE?????????

You're related to Troy so…yea!

Lizzie: Yay! (sits next to Troypay) la la la.

Ok then! Next question! WAIT WAITTT! IT'S DARES! FINALLY! And it's from Icy4aReason…

Here goes my dares:

Troy: OMG! You are so freaking hot... how can you live with yourself? Ok, that wasn't the dare...M... I dare you to go kiss a fan cough me! (Sorry Sharpay)

Sharpay: I'm a such a fan of you. You are simply amazing, anyway here goes my dare: Try to find an outfit for Gabriella in wich she'll have to look almost as Fabulous as you (I know pretty impossible)

Gabriella: M... I don't have a dare for you...You are too boring..sorry!

Chad: I really want to dare you to cut all your hair, but I'm not that bad, plus I love you ..so my dare is: Try to be Sharpay's Butler for an entire day.. (This should be fun)

Ok, I'm out of dares...

Bye!

Sharpay: But he's my boyfrienddddd!

Troy: But it's just one kiss!

Sharpay: (sigh) Fine…

Troy: (gives Icy4aReason a virtual kiss)

Sharpay: (grumble grumble)

Troy: (gives Sharpay a kiss)

(takes a picture) GOT IT!

Sharpay: Hehe.

Sharpay: Wait, I HAVE TO FIND A OUTFIT FOR MONTEZ?!??! Uh. Fine. Let's go. (drags her into a closet which has BAJILLIONS OF CLOTHES)

This should be interesting.

Gabriella: (comes out wearing a pink baby doll top, capris and pink flats)

Sharpay: I did my best. (sits in chair)

Chad: I AM NOT GOING TO BE SHARPAY'S BUTLER!

Sharpay: Whyyyy?

Chad: CUSE I DID IT BEFORE! Remember that time in preschool when I was your butler when you and Troy were getting married on the playground? YOU MADE ME WEAR A DRESS!

Sharpay: Yea…that was hilarious!

Wow, Well that's all! Goodbye folks!