Ianto entered the nightclub and let his eyes roam until he saw him. Jack was dancing with a group of young people, mostly women who were openly touching and enjoying that gym sculpted body that should belong to a much younger man.

Ianto pulled the high necked jumper down then tucked it into his trousers so his belt rode high and walked towards the throng of bodies, well aware that many were watching him with open surprise. Ianto was limping slightly from a tousle with the bloody goat earlier in the day, his corduroy trousers and knitted jumper were starkly out of place in the nightclub, as were his glasses and slicked back hair. The pepper-salt beard was itched looked hell and he was relieved that after tonight it would be removed.

He got to the dancers and stepped between Jack and a woman who was rubbing against him like some large slutty cat. "How much!"

Jack stopped dancing and blinked with surprise "Excuse me?"

"How much!" Ianto barked, "Name it. I want you!"

People were gaping now as Ianto reached into his back pocket and pulled out a money clip "Come on boy. Name it. You, me in a room. As long as it takes!"

Jack looked cocky as he looked the man up and down then he snorted "You are not my type!"

Ianto swung, slapping Jack hard and he rocked back a step with open shock, his hand going to his cheek as he gaped at his husband. Ianto snarled "Either name a price and we can dance or I will fucking decide a price and own you."

Jack let his hand drop and he raised his chin "No."

"Do you know who I am!" Ianto roared "I can buy and sell you!"

"My arse is not for sale!" Jack said as he turned to walk away and Ianto caught his arm, yanking him in and going for a kiss but biting Jack's bottom lip instead. Jack yelped and Ianto released him.

"Fine."

Ianto turned and started to walk away, Jack now confused as this was not going as they had discussed then he saw things as Ianto just had and realised he had been the first to break the rules. He had let the woman touch him.

He ran after him "Hey old man!"

Ianto turned at the door, his eyes full of amusement as he watched Jack put on a display of wheedling "How much did you say?"

"You don't wanna go back to your fellow whore there?"

"Oi!" the woman spluttered "Who you calling whore!"

"Well?" Ianto challenged and Jack looked contrite. Ianto considered "Then follow me."

People were openly shocked at what they were seeing as Jack accepted the money clip, counting the notes as he followed the man out and Ianto slapped his arse as they stepped outside and said loudly "This arse better be as tight as you look! I am going to get every last penny's worth out of you boy!"

Jack sniggered before he could stop it, then swaggered to the taxi who took them to the hotel, Ianto keeping up the act until they were in the room then he turned and shove Jack hard, making him fall back on the bed.

"You let her grind on you like a fucking bear scratching it's arse on a tree trunk!" he snarled.

"Yeah? Want some wood?" Jack sneered then laughed as Ianto slapped at him, pulling off his jumper as he let the glasses fly off as well.

"No .. but I will drill you pretty good!" Ianto replied as he slapped Jack's chest hard and Jack yelped, then moaned as Ianto leaned down to such a nipple between his teeth.

"Oh yan!"

The beard scratched across his bare skin, teasing, tickling and enticing as Ianto's tongue also did hard work and soon Jack was writhing and pleasing for him to stop, start, do something, fuck!

Ianto prepared him and slid in, then started to show that he was not as old as all that, soon making the bed slam against the wall in a steady rhythm, both men silently enjoying the ride, No need to talk or encourage, they knew one another and only needed to let go to enjoy themselves.

Jack came first, bellowing as Ianto seized his member that lay between them, squeezing savagely as he came as well, Jack bucking and wailing at the sensory overload.

As Ianto lay panting beside him, Jack started to laugh "Fuck! That was…I mean .. .when you hit me I ….wow. I am worth fifty pounds in one pond notes and six coupons for milk?"

"Hey!" Ianto grumbled as he rolled to face him "And an old train ticket!"

"Oh. Well. If there is a ticket to ride!" Jack laughed, pulling Ianto in for a long searing kiss. "sorry love, I got carried away."

"Me too" Ianto whispered, "I just got so fricking mad I could have nutted her!"

"Headbutted a girl?"

"Jack" Ianto rolled his eyes "That was no girl and we were pretty evenly matched, although my dick is bigger."

"Always lover" Jack said happily as he kissed Ianto again, "But this beard … enough. Yeah? Promises are important but its been over a week. Can we get rid of it now?"

"Yes pretty boy" Ianto laughed.

Jack bit him on the shoulder as they rolled in the bed and had some seconds.

Both virile once more.