Everbody Loves Raguna
Episode 9
"Martial Law"
"I tell you, Felicity..." Melody groaned, "Camus drove me absolutely insane last night... The man can't even pick up his socks! He doesn't like to pick up his own clothes!"
"So you had a fight over it?" Felicity asked and drank her juice,
"Yes..." Melody grumbled, "I asked him to pick up his shirt and he want all defensive! After a 10 minute squabble, he storms off to the living room and falls asleep, leaving me to pick the sweaty thing up!"
"Ugh.." Rosetta grunted, "That Camus... Does he even bathe?"
"Yes... I'm the bath owner..." Melody said, "It's only natural to drive other to your world of cleanliness."
"At least Camus is not like Raguna.." Felicity muttered, "I swear to you, that man would eat a piece of food off of anywhere. You know, last time he asked me if it was alright to eat a half eaten apple from the ground."
"I can't believe I liked the guy.." Rosetta grumbled, "Your husbands sound like complete animals!"
"I haven't heard you say anything about Lukas." Melody chuckled,
"That's because I keep him in check!" Rosetta yelled, "I punish him with chores if he dares leave any of his filth around!"
"Oh.." Felicity mumbled,
"I have him on TV curfews too." Rosetta finished, "No TV on past 10! You know, because dad... Bless his poor soul, is a bit sick and can't sleep well, much less with that contraption on..."
"Hm..." Melody was quite intrigued, "Is there anything else you do?"
And thus, Rosetta told the two all she does to keep the house in place...
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"Alright!" Raguna yelled as he and Camus entered his house, "I bet you a hundred gold Norad will win!"
"Nope! Sechs all the way baby!" Camus chuckled, "Did you see how they destroyed Shanghai? 4-0!"
"That's the East! This is the West!" Raguna laughed as he turned on the TV, then set down the bag of chips he was holding,
"Let's see then!" Camus said as the game came on, it was 0-0, 16th minute.
"Woah!" Raguna yelled as a ball barely whisked past the Noradian goal,
"Shoot!" Camus grumbled, "Ha ha! Corner kick!"
"They're not going to make it!" Raguna taunted and kept alert.
"Hello!" Felicity said as she walked in with Melody, "We're here!"
However, Camus and Raguna were to into the game to even notice,
"Er hem!" Melody grunted, but even that did not catch their attention,
"Raguna!" Felicity yelled for attention, but only in vain.
"Come on... Come on.." Raguna mumbled and crossed his fingers once Norad was in the fray,
"They're not going to score!" Camus taunted but put his hands in prayer lock anyways.
"Oh brother.." Felicity mumbled, "We need to get their attention somehow..."
"I know.." Melody said, then turned to the two, "Oh boy... It's so hot in here.." she acted, "I think I'll take off my shirt..."
"What?!" the two immediately turned around,
"Ugh.." Felicity grunted, "Disgusting..."
"We're here, numbskulls!" Melody scolded,
"Oh... Yeah." Raguna mumbled, "Hi.."
"Are you gonna take off your shirt?" Camus asked,
"No!" Melody responded with a yell,
"Get away from that TV, Raguna! You'll go blind!" Felicity scolded,
"But it's the best game ever!" Raguna objected, "Whoever wins this goes to the finals!"
"Too bad it's not the finals..." Camus grumbled, "That would've been a sight to behold."
"It's like 9 at night!" Melody yelled, "Who plays football at this hour!?"
"Professionals." Camus answered and slouched on the couch.
"Raguna, you should really get to sleep... Don't you have to water the farm extra early tomorrow?" Felicity asked,
"That can wait.." Raguna responded, "Game very important.."
"Oh no!" Felicity said and ran to turn off the TV, "You go to sleep right now!"
"HEY!" the two guys yelled as their game was shut down,
"Come on Camus! We need to go too!" Melody said,
"But the game..." Camus mumbled,
"Come on or you'll have to help me clean the baths tomorrow." Melody warned,
"Oh my God..." Camus groaned and stood up, "Fine..."
"You too.." Felicity told Raguna, "Go to sleep or you'll have to help me around the house!"
"What the hell!?" Raguna yelled, "Where's this coming from!?"
"I've let you slack off too much!" Felicity told him, "It's time a put you back in order!"
"What?!" Raguna said,
"That's it!" Felicity yelled, "You're helping me clean tomorrow!"
"What!?" Raguna yelled, "I'm not helping you do anything! I just wanted to watch the game."
"True that." Camus mumbled,
"Shut it." Melody growled, making Camus uneasy.
"Oh yeah?" Felicity said, then grabbed Raguna by the collar, "You are going upstairs to get ready for bed... And if you don't... You will have to help me clean this house for the next two weeks!"
"Oh crap!" Camus gasped, "You better do what she says, man!"
"Alright.. Alright..." Raguna grumbled, "I'm going..."
"And make sure you pick up your clothes too!" Felicity said as her husband went up the stairs.
"Come on." Melody said and led Camus out, "There will be no TV when we get home, it's late."
"Come on!" Camus groaned, "Why!?"
"Bec-" Melody's voice was cut off when she shut the door...
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"Ugh..." Raguna grumbled as he picked up his socks and placed them in the laundry bin, then jumped on his bed,
"Clean as it should be.." Felicity said as she walked in, "I knew you could do it."
"What the hell is this all about?!" Raguna asked, "Why are you all strict all of a sudden!?"
"Because you're a walking mess!" Felicity answered, "You don't want to clean up or help around the house! All you do in this house is plop yourself in front of the TV, eat, go to the restroom, and sleep!"
"I work very hard to keep us going!" Raguna objected, "Where do you think the money comes in? The sky!? No! I work my ass off everyday! Holidays are the only days I get off!" he yelled, "From daybreak to 5 I work to support us! If I want to rest with TV, goddamn it I will!"
"Go to sleep!" Felicity yelled, "Now! And no TV past 9!"
"What the hell!" Raguna yelled, "I come here at 6! That only gives me three hours!"
"Well, you better used them wisely.." Felicity grumbled and climbed on the bed, "There's a new wife in town and she just shot your television." she said.
"Speaking of getting shot.." Raguna mumbled and looked at his bow, which was inside his closet, "How many years in prison would I get..."
"I'm hearing everything you're saying!" Felicity grumbled,
"I just don't want to be treated like this.." Raguna groaned, "Why are you doing this to me?"
"To set you straight!" Felicity answered, "It's Rosetta's method!"
"Oh..." Raguna said in realization, "Well... You're not Rosetta... Maybe you can do something else?" he asked,
"Like what?" Felicity grunted,
"I don't know... Anything but Rosetta's method... Please.. I'm begging you.." Raguna pleaded,
"Huh..." Felicity sighed, her compassion getting the better of her, "Fine... I'll see what I can do... You can go watch TV..."
"Not anymore... I'm a bit traumatized..." Raguna muttered, "Probably tomorrow..."
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"I see you got out of it..." Camus said, "So did I.."
"How?" Raguna asked,
"I just picked up my clothes from the ground and Melody forgot all about it." Camus chuckled,
"Hey guys.." a voice called out, it was Lukas,
"Hey." the two responded,
"What you up to?" Raguna asked,
"Nothing much.." Lukas mumbled, "I was just wondering if you'd guys like to go to the tavern later.."
"Oh no you're not!" a voice yelled, it was Rosetta, "You have a busy day today!"
"But Rose-"
"No buts!" Rosetta said, "Now help me unpack these shipments!"
"Ok..." Lukas grumbled and walked to her,
"Poor guy..." Camus mumbled as he walked away,
"Yeah..." Raguna said and shook his head...
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