Deidara let a long sigh escape her parted lips. How did she end up standing outside of some random person's hotel room? Oh, right...Ino. Her look-a-like best friend got on her knees and flat out begged Deidara to take a night shift of her job, and Ino never begged, ever. After Ino sweetened the deal by letting Deidara keep the money for the shift did she take it. The thing was the older blond didn't know what job Ino had or why she didn't want to work that night.
It was simple Ino was a prostitute, and the reason behind not wanting to go to work was simple as well. Hidan had called for her, and she didn't feel like putting up with his roughness tonight. Ino would have felt sorry for her best friend but Deidara never asked about her job, she just took the room number without asking anything. All that Deidara thought was that it was just a job.
That would also explain why Deidara didn't fully think out her outfit. She wore a simple V-neck crimson shirt, black skinny jeans, and her knee high boots. She was half way done with putting her golden hair back up in her pony-tail with her red hair tie when the hotel door opened. Deidara's mouth went dry at the gorgeous, shirtless man before her. His white hair had a silver shine to it and his romantic purple eyes would lure anyone into his bed with fake promises, as if his body wasn't enough.
"You look different..." The man mused, pale skin rippling with the movement of his muscles as he moved to let Deidara in. She froze once in as he placed a firm hand on her shoulder, the other reaching for a coat. "An extra hundred if I hear him scream. You know what to do." With that he left and Deidara's eyes widen as it set in what Ino's job was, but as the door closed behind her she knew there was no way out of it.
Many bitter thoughts about Ino and what Deidara would do with her best friend when she got a hold of her filled Deidara's head. Quickly, she finished tying her hair up. Deidara took a deep breath before venturing deeper into the hotel room, spying a figure sitting calmly on the couch as they watched a football game.
The man was much darker than his pale friend, like he spent everyday working in the sun. Scars littered his dark skin, both old and new. His long, dark brown hair was free to rest peacefully on his broad shoulders. Acid green eyes flicked to Deidara, bringing attention to the scars around his mouth. Just like his friend he wasn't wearing a shirt, just jeans.
"Go away. I don't need any favors, no matter how much Hidan is paying you." His deep voice was cold and an amount of pity was in it, but bluntly his voice made Deidara swoon. The blond was about to leave then she noticed who was playing.
"What's the score?" Deidara asked as she stole a seat next to the dark skinned man, if she had a weakness for anything it was sports.
"7-0 Kiri has the ball." The blond pouted, she wanted to see Konoha beat Kiri's face in but they were down seven. 'Bet Kisame and Itachi are having a fit right now' Deidara thought with a chuckle. Even if those two were dating they would never agree when it came to their favorite football teams.
"What the hell?" She yelled, finding herself being pushed and pinned by the dark man. His acid eyes watched Deidara closely, both of the woman's pale wrist in one of his large, callous hands.
"You're not a prostitute." He stated bluntly, his knees on either side of Deidara's hip, his large frame shadowing her smaller one. "If given the chance you didn't leave. You're not dressed like one would normally dress when called, and you didn't throw yourself at me when you entered. So who are you? Clearly, you're not the one Hidan talks about." Deidara's body trembled slightly as the man leaned closer to her face.
"D-Deidara." She managed to whisper out fearfully. The blond completely blamed the football game for the predicament she was in. The man smiled and sat up, releasing the woman but sitting on her lap.
"Kakuzu." He spoke, the television cheering as Konoha got another touchdown. Silence settled between the two as they stared at each other. Deidara screamed, loudly, as the dark man started to reach for her legs. Her body acted on its own. She head butted Kakuzu, causing him to fall off the couch, blood falling from his now broken nose. Deidara jumped up, fist balled and ready to kick this man's ass. If she could throw Itachi over her shoulder and knock Kisame on his back then she could take Kakuzu.
"What the hell! I was just trying to get that spider off you!" The man yelled pointing to the common spider that was now running away for its life.
"Oh...hehe, sorry?" Deidara said offering her hand to help the fallen man. With a roll of his green eyes, Kakuzu allowed the blond to help him to his feet. He had no idea why he hadn't kicked the woman out. Maybe it was because she was pretty and currently booing Kiri for scoring? Maybe that and the fact she was the weirdest person he had ever met.
Hidan grinned as he heard his best friend yell out. He didn't think the 'New Ino look a like' could do it. The next day Hidan figured out that Konoha had won. Deidara had to admit she liked her new job, being Kakuzu's girlfriend.
Hey everyone! Kakuzu, because he's a guy and it's football, only yelled because Konoha won. We all know how fans react to games.
