Author's Notes:

Starlll: (checking his e-mails.) Ooh, I have Spam mail! (Opens his Spam mail.)

Mudd: You read you Spam mail?

Starlll: I am very bored a 7:00 at night.

Mudd: You know, the author's notes are on.

Starlll: Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

Mudd: (Reads through the previous chapter.) Star, you copied a scene off of Batman: The Dark Knight.

Starlll: MY NAME IS STARIII!! Not Star!! And I deny everything about Batman: The Dark Knight.

Mudd: For crying out loud! The scene with Uiod pushing Link out the widow! You even copied the 'From One professional to another'!

Starlll: I still deny everything.

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Disclaimer: The Muffin Man is after you... THE MUFFIN MAN!!

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The Chapter that's number escapes me.

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It is finally happening.

One of the Greatest battles in history.

Mudd Vs. Hero.

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"Hero, we need your help again." Cor Goron said. Again. "I am sure you heard of The newly appointed General Mudd of the Zora army." Of course he had. Every one had. "We need you to do something for us... we need you to find and kill him."

Hero was stunned. He was never on an assassin mission before, especially not one against a general.

"Bu-But don't really think I can- Don't give me that!" Darbus interrupted. "You took out 75 odd guards, and came back with a couple of scars and a burn of two! You found a General when no one else could! If you honestly think that I will let you not do this, then I swear-"

"Darbus," Cor Goron said. "There is no need to get hasty. Perhaps we should explain the circumstances with him. It might sound like a stealth mission, but we negotiated a deal with the Zora: our second best swordsmen -you and Mudd- will have a duel to the death. The loosing side will give up four bases to the winning team. Four bases will give us such an upper hand, that anything would be worth the risk. The fight will take place in a rich man's house in Kakario village. We are paying him a large some of money to do this, but he obviously wants to see the entertainment, so we haggled the price down lower. You may use anything inside of the house. The two restrictions are:

No leaving the house until you opponent is dead.

No using any weapons aside from a sword and a shield.

Do you understand?" Cor Goron asked.

Hero took a moment to take in all of the information.

"Yeah, I got it." He said casually. If he only knew what chaos laid in store for him.

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Meanwhile, with Mudd:

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"So do you understand?" Prince Rails asked.

"Yes, I think I do. Just one thing: What if the host wants the other side to win the fight? Then couldn't he lay a trap for me?" Mudd asked.

"We have several dozen other spectators who will probably show up to make bets. They can be good witnesses."

"Okay, then."

Uiod was watching from the corner, and he closed his eyes.

Uiod had an amazing ability to turn invisible for weeks at a time, without resting. He also could dematerialize and his body would be like a ghost's, if you tried to touch one, then your hand wouldn't feel anything. Even if someone did touch the space he was in, they would just feel the air that was inside of him.

He had a dagger through his heart on more than a few occasions.

Now I have to make sure that no one can watch their fight, so I can talk to the werewolf in peace.

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Three days later, at the mansion:

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Hero entered the building with high hopes, only to have them crushed immediately.

His opponent was already there on top of a balcony looking over him and ready to fight. Hero had hoped he could get a good layout of the house.

"Don't worry, they wouldn't let me look at the layout either." Mudd said.

Mudd wasn't exactly what Hero expected. He had one small shield and thin armor. His hands weren't covered by gauntlets, though. Just gloves and leather covering his hands and wrists. Half of his face wasn't moving, probably because of the long scar across his cheek. All in all, Mudd looked pretty sure of himself.

There were no spectators, not even the rich man who presumably owned the place.

"So, I guess we start now?" Asked Hero.

To answer his question, Mudd jumped off the balcony and struck at him with a three-foot-long word. Wait, I mean sword. Sorry. This isn't scrabble.

Metal bit metal and sparks flew into eyes.

The two were in a fight for their lives.

Mudd was faster and didn't have the burden of ten pounds of armor, so he could duck and sidestep without using his shield much.

Hero was twirling his sword like a baton, spinning rapidly, connecting, and spinning the other way, connecting, spinning the other way, and connecting, over and over again.

"You're pretty good." Mudd said, rolling out of the way.

"You to too."

Mudd dived behind Hero and slashed at his back, doing almost as much damage as Hero had throughout the entire battle.

The battle dragged on.

Sword fighting was usually very short and dull. The image most people have are the effects of commercializing and boredom.

This fight was something else altogether.

Hero slashed at Mudd's head and he dived down, slashing at his feet.

Hero jumped and was still turning in midair, like a professional ice-skater, just with more bulk and falling flat in his back on the way down.

Mudd would have been crushed flat by the large (and I mean HUGE) person, but he rolled away, accidentally leaving his sword to snap in half.

Landing on a sword hurt like... well, landing on a sword. Even if you were in full armor.

Hero saw Mudd without a weapon and smiled wolfishly.

"Holy Din." Mudd said.

Hero lunged at him and slapped his blade into Mudd as many times as he could.

Then, one time, Hero's sword shattered upon impact.

Mudd's sword broke into billions of little pieces and only the handle was left.

Hero's sword still had about one foot left of the tip.

Both looked at each other for a moment of eerie silence and then they scrambled for the tip of the sword.

Hero got to it first and tackled Mudd into the ground.

Hero was trying to push the sliver of metal down into Mudd's neck, where the helmet and body-plate separated, but Mudd was trying to push the other man's hands back up away from his bare skin.

Mudd then realized that he had no way out.

On ground he had a chance because he was faster, but now it came to brute strength, and Hero was the obvious victor.

I'm going to die. He thought as he held back tears. He is going to kill me here and now. It was fun while it lasted, I guess.

Now before you yell "WHAT THE #*# THIS IS CALLED 'HIS NAME IS MUDD' NOT 'HIS NAME IS HERO'!!", I want you to know... you know what? Keep reading, You'll find out.

"Goodbye." Hero said as the iron touched bare skin.

CRACK!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

An arrow whizzed right past the two inches between Hero and Mudd's faces.

Uiod was standing in the doorway.

"Werewolf- Let go of the metal and get against the wall. Mudd, throw me the knife.

The two cautiously did as the strange figure instructed.

Uiod broke the bow in half and it became his usual two knives.

Keep in mind that neither of the two had ever seen anything like the angel standing before them and I couldn't even begin to tell you what was going through there heads.

Hero was against one side of the room and Mudd was against the wall on the other side.

They stayed like that for over an hour, then Mudd asked:

"Excuse me... but what the heck are you?!"

Uiod took a moment before answering.

" Can't tell you what I am, but I believe that she knows what my name is." And he pointed to Hero's shadow.

Midna flew out of Hero's shadow.

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A/N

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Starlll: What? You expected more? What's wrong with you?!

Mudd: Time for the review corner.

Starlll: Oh, yeah. Today, we're doing something different. We are going to do every review we got from last chapter... and one from the chapter before that.

Mudd: Let's go!

The Review Corner!!

Submitted by Onigirl9797

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Yeesh. That whole:
"When Link hit the ground, his ankles and knees made a sickening snapping sound as they broke." think made my ankles hurt!

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Starlll: Is that good or bad?

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Dang I still can't get my ankles to stop that grinding- crazy feeling in them . . . !

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Starlll: JUST SEND ME THE LAWSUIT AND STOP HURTING MY ANKLES!!

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Poor Link . . . and to think - after that he got the (censored) beat out of him! (XD I just had to do the whole censor thing!)

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Mudd: Yeah, it's really (censored) fun, isn't it?

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Nice chapter - the who cursing scene was awesomely hilarious!

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Starlll: I know, I try.

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Write more - and sorry it took me so long to leave a review!

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Mudd: As said before, we eat reviews. The longer the better. And if you add parts involving food and wine-

Starlll: Shut up.

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~Onigirl9797

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Starlll: Onto the next one by BTM707!

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Ya, I knew where that story was going.

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Hero: Everyone does.

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Uiod is a bit creepy and, well, dark. He's mean. But... a good chapter. Does this mean that Mudd and Hero are finally going to meet (besides that one time when Mudd was almost eaten)?

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Uiod: Yes, it does. I hate it when we explain things that were just explained.

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And does Mudd care that I gypped him 5 rupees from like a month ago?

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Mudd: I got over it. I can barely even remember how much you gypped from me. Oh, and by the way, it was ten rupees.

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Starlll: To the next one!

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...Huh. Silicon is 8, right? That's a rather intelligent kid.

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Starlll: I know.

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Stabby Larry is kind of creepy, and Brian the Owl reminds me of Kaepora Gaebora. Except that no one likes him.

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Starlll: You know, I don't like either of them. And how do people know Kaepora Gae- whatever's name? Honestly, I never heard it in the game.

Mudd: Okay, now for our final review.

Starlll: Oh yeah! My friend Nintendo64 sent me this one.

Mudd: (Look's at the review.) I can't understand this.

Starlll: I'll translate.

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Your stories are graet they are however have you ever thought of making a story outside the Zelda department

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Starlll: (translating) 'Your stories are great, but have you ever thought of making a story that is not in the Zelda section?'

Mudd: Hey! I wouldn't be here if he wasn't writing Zelda stories.

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...speaking of which I making 2 new stories in a while one you might understand the other not so much

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Starlll: (translating.) 'I am making two stories, but you might not understand one.'

Mudd: He could understand anything if he can understand you.

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...GORONS FOR THE WIN! WOOT WOOT!

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Starlll: Do you need that translated?

Mudd: No... (annoyed.) I'm gonna kill that guy.

Starlll: Oh, and by the way, If you want your fan character in here like I did with General Connors, just give me the information I put about Mudd and Hero in the beginning. I meant to say this a while ago.

P.S. Please vote in the poll!

Who should win in the war:

Zora

Gorons.