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Warning! May Have OOCness!

Chapter 9

Sasuke and Sakura were very happy. And it was sickening. Absolutely and completely horrid. The reason? Because Naruto wasn't being Naruto. But that would all end very soon. Currently the blonde was giving off a very creepy feel, and the most evil and mischievous grin had crept onto his foxy face. Unluckily for the two, they didn't notice. The zodiac character was currently imagining a chibi version of himself (several to be accurate) running around wrecking everything, and throwing Sasuke over their heads. Oh, what fun. Naruto slowly walked closer to the two. They we're currently on their way to the Hokage's Tower, to complete their mission, and give the cat to her owner. And he was bored. Very bored. But not for much longer. The Uzumaki suddenly slung his arms around the two, and slumped down, making him shorter than them even more. This also put more weight on both of them, making them stagger a bit. Sasuke looked down at the grinning teen, which had Tora sitting on top of his head happily. He suddenly began humming a tune that sounded like a rock song. Then he began singing. And the lyrics disturbed them.

"They're gonna clean up your looks

With all the lies in the books

To make a citizen out of you" The two looked down at him, because of his odd tone of voice.

"Because they sleep with a gun" At this he cocked his hand at them in an odd fashion. Both of the teammates wondered what the heck a gun was.

"And keep an eye on you, son

So they can watch all the things you do" Naruto suddenly let go of both of them, and spun forward, on one foot, and began walking backwards, one eye closed, and his finger pointing at Sasuke.

"Because the drugs never work

They're gonna give you a smirk" He grinned even wider, and the two widened their eyes, just a bit frightened by his seeming insanity.

"'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean

They're gonna rip up your heads,

Your aspirations to shreds

Another cog in the murder machine" The blonde teen shrugged his shoulders, relaxed completely, as Sakura paled considerably.

"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose" He pointed at Sasuke's shirt and struck what they supposed was to be a "violent pose"

"Maybe they'll leave you alone," He grinned like an animal at this.

"But Not Me" He erupted into violent laughter before continuing. By now Kakashi was also interested and had walked closer to his team to hear.

"The boys and girls in the clique

The awful names that they stick

You're never gonna fit in much, kid" He pointed at Sakura while still walking backwards. Suddenly he twirled around, and began walking with his arms spread out wide to his sides, and his hips swayed back and forth.

"But if you're troubled and hurt

What you got under your shirt

Will make them pay for the things that they did!" He sang loudly towards the end, and pointed at the sky.

"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!" He laughed again, and twirled as he walked, laughing like a maniac. The rest of his team suddenly wondered for his sanity. But mostly their own safety.

"They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me

They could care less as long as someone'll bleed

So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!" He repeated it twice more, before stopping and looking at his friends with a slightly curious look.

"Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me" Naruto finished, pointing at his eyes with two fingers before pointing at theirs, and slid his finger across his neck, grinning the entire time.

He thus began walking normally. And the rest of his team was scared for their lives.

Soon after this, they arrived at the Hokage's Tower and were currently waiting to talk to the Hokage, so they could collect their money and return the cat. Naruto had his arms crossed, eyebrows furrowed and a pout on his face, as the Hokage listed off several D-Rank missions they could do.

"Jiji-san! When can we get a real mission! Not these chores!" complained the blonde, finally. Secretly his two teammates we're agreeing with him, not that they would show it.

"How Dare you!" yelled a familiar looking chunin that sat beside the Hokage. "You're just a brand new genin with no experience! Like everyone else you start with simple missions to develop your skills!" shouted Iruka angrily. Naruto frowned even more

"How the hell are we supposed to develop skills picking potatoes, and babysitting brats?" Naruto growled back. "I want a mission where we can ACTUALLY do ninja things!" he yelled.

The Hokage suddenly started laughing lightly, and then began a long speech about mission ranks and how they we're assigned. However, Team 7 was no longer listening, opting to listen to Naruto explain what kind of ramen he was thinking about having for dinner.

"Hey! Are you listening?" Sarutobi yelled at the group. They looked at him boredly.

"No." The blonde of the group stated. Sarutobi sweatdropped at his blunt answer, at least most people would say they were.

"You insolent little br-!" Iruka began only to be interrupted by the Hokage.

"Alright Naruto. I have a C-Rank mission that you should be able to complete." He spoke, shuffling through a few papers.

"Wha?" Iruka stared astonished at the elder man. "But Hokage-sama! Their just kids!"

"It's alright Iruka. Just a simple escort mission." He explained, and then 'ahh'ed as he found the proper paper.

"Really? Does that mean we get to go out of the village?" Naruto spoke up, eyes bright for some odd reason nobody could understand. Why was he so happy at going out of the village? A little was understandable, but this was a bit extreme. Naruto on the inside was cheering. He'd get away from his relative's and that annoying yatsu (1)!

The Hokage chuckled. "Yes indeed Naruto. You're going to be escorting a master bridge builder to his home country of the Land of Waves. Please bring him in." Sarutobi gestured to the door. And in stepped a ragged looking drunk.

"What? These brats are going to escort me?" he gargled, leaning against the doorway, and drinking sake.

"What the hell old man! We have to escort this fat drunk!" Naruto snarled, glaring at the Hokage angrily, and then the bridge builder, accidentally letting off some potent killer intent. Kakashi blinked in surprise at the killer intent his student released.

"Calm down Naruto." The 3rd stated, frowning slightly at the blonde. Naruto scowled, but stopped releasing the K.I. "Now, Team 7 this is Tazuna, the man you'll be escorting. Tazuna-san, this is the team that will be escorting you, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi. You'll be in very capable hands." Stated the Hokage. The blue-eyed blonde male just sighed, before looking to his sensei.

"Alright team, Tazuna-san, let's meet up in an hour at the gate, and pack for a week." Kakashi told them. Naruto nodded in response and then walked out, bumping Tazuna purposefully as he did, still a bit pissed.

In 15 minutes the blonde had reached his apartment, and walked in. "Yo, Idai! You here, bro?" called the blonde as he walked to his room, to start packing.

"Ya! Why you back so soon? Thought you had Ninja work?" asked the red-head as he walked over, leaning against the doorway.

"I do. I'm going on a mission, for about a week." Responded Naruto, as he packed all his ninja equipment and clothes. Idai paused his greenish blue eyes thoughtful.

"Your seriously bringing that orange monstrosity, you call clothes?" he asked, walking all the way in, and to Naruto's closet.

"Unfortunately, it's the only ninja fit thing I have. Unless you have something better?" The blue-eyed singer looked at his friend, raising a blonde eyebrow.

"I think I might. It's not ninja clothes, but its definatly better than these. I might burn these…" Idai wrinkled his nose at the orange jumpsuits.

"Go ahead. And what clothes?" Naruto asked, following the redhead as he walked towards his own room, which was neccasarially supposed to be where the living room was, but Naruto turned into a guest room.

"These." Stated Idai, when he flung something at the blonde. Naruto blinked, as they slid to the ground, before picking them up. The shirt was a black muscle shirt with red stitching and splotches. Their we're also tan shorts with them, that would go down to Naruto's knees.

"How many of these you got?" Naruto asked, looking at them.

"A bunch. They don't all look the same though." And he was right. They we're all muscle shirts and shorts, but in various colors. The blonde's favorite though, was a black shirt with whitish blue lines that seemed to glow, coming on both sides.

"Can I borrow some? Like two weeks' worth." Spoke the blonde, as he picked out his favorites.

"Sure." Idai responded. Naruto stopped for a second when he realized that his older friend was packing his things.

"Wait... Why are you packing your stuff?" the ninja asked, visibly confused.

"You didn't think I would let you go on an adventure all by yourself, did you? Besides, this way we can work on our singing togeth's." Idai told him, and then zipped up his dark green backpack.

"But…this…I…can't…It's a ninja mission!" spoke up the blonde hurriedly, waving his hands.

"So?" Idai frowned at his younger friend. Naruto sighed.

"I guess you can come…It'll be fun this way." The blonde shrugged, before going back to his room, and changing into one of the outfits.

Naruto had on a pair of black shorts, and a red muscle shirt with a black circle directly in the middle, that kind of looked like a hole.

"Right. Ready to go?" He asked his friend, when he walked back into the hall.

"Yeps! Let's get this party started!" Idai grinned widely, before the two walked out of the building and towards the gate, where his team was already waiting for them.

"Hey Sakura, Teme, Kakashi-sensei. Fat Drunk." Naruto greeted. Idai stood behind him, grinning creepy. (Picture Gin from Bleach face)

"Hello, Sakura, Teme, Kakashi, Fat Drunk." Idai greeted, tilting his head to the side. Kakashi looked the man up and down.

He had bright wild red hair that went down to his shoulders, and blue green eyes. Idai was a bit tanner then Sakura, and was a good 6 inches taller than Naruto, 5 above Sakura, and 3 above Sasuke. He was actually almost as tall as Kakashi. He had on a shirt similar to Naruto's and tan shorts.

"Naruto" Naruto looked up at his friend.

"Yes?" the red-head smiled.

"Is there such a thing as dieing from stank?"

"I'm not really sure, why do you ask?"

"Because those two" he pointed at Sasuke and Sakura. "Stank of being failure's."

1, Yatsu- Unpleasant Person, Disliked Person- Naruto was talking about Tohru.

Hope you liked this chap! It's a bit longer than my other ones.

And Yes, I noticed I didn't add as many songs. Sorry.

Also, sorry about any spelling mistakes or grammar mistakes, their totally my fault

Sorry for not updating in so long!