25 Ways To Annoy The Kitty
1. Ask her why she isn't married.
2. Dangle cat nip in front of her.
3. Bark at her.
4. Ignore her when she talks.
5. Meow and ask her what it means.
6. Tell her Crookshanks had been eyeing her lately.
7. Sing "What's New, Pussycat?" everytime she passes you.
8. Leave mice in her room.
9. Leave pictures of lions and tigers (and other large, wild cats) on her desk and in piles of homework.
10. When you see her looking at them, ask "Why are you looking at porn?"
11. Repeatedly ask why she chose to change into a cat.
12. Get Snape to take away all the points from Gryffindor by doing something stupid.
13. Sing the Meow Mix commercial (Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow etc.) during meals.
14. Complain that you don't want to be in Gryffindor anymore, because everything is too feline.
15. Make sure to point at the lions and at her.
16. Come to her in the middle of the night, saying you had nightmares about her and Dumbledore getting freaky.
17. Let a rabid dog loose in her office.
18. Ask if her mother was a Sphinx.
19. Break all the rules.
20. Start a food fight in the Great Hall at breakfast.
21. Break her glasses, then see what happens when she turns into a cat (the markings...?)
22. When she gives you detention, tell her you'll let Sirius loose on her.
23. Tell her she'll lose all her hair if she keeps it in a tight bun all the time.
24. Send her a Valentine Day's card signed by Snape.
25. Tell her to try Botox someday.
