Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY, it is owned by Rooster Teeth.

Ruby's hallucinations from last chapter explained:

The old man and Clara are from the Doctor Who series.
The old man on top of the clock tower is from Back to the Future.
The faunus Rubys are from the fanfic, Wolf Love, by suomynonAX.
Everyone seen as chubby people is from RWBY Chibi.
The child terrorizing people is Anthony from 'It's a Good Life', from the series, The Twilight Zone.

And I have no idea why everyone appeared in business suits.

After all, I'm only the narrator.


Infirmary

"Bleh. What happened?"

"Ruby! Are you alright?",asked a worried Yang as Ruby opened her eyes,"You're in the infirmary at Beacon."

"Turns out the relics were cursed.",looking over to her left, Ruby sees Blake sitting with a book in her hands, Ninjas of-, Ruby couldn't read the rest of it, because Blake quickly hides it from view.

"What happened while I was zonked out? Did the coronation go alright?",asked Ruby,"Where's Rice?"

"Uh... Well... It kinda went really unexpected.",replied Yang,"And I don't think Beacon Academy serves rice."


The Previous Day

"Russel Thrush. Cardin Winchester. Dove Bronzewing. Sky Lark.",announced Ozpin,"From this day forward, you will work together as Team CRDL (Cardinal), led by... Cardin Winchester!"

The audience gives one more hand of applause, while four students walk up to the stage to take their places in front of Ozpin.

"Jaune Arc. Pyrrha Nikos. Nora Valkyrie. Yang Xiao Long. From this day forward, you will work together as Team JNPY (Junpei).

Amid the clapping-

"Noooooo!",yells Nora in despair

Ozpin: Led by... Jaune Arc!

Jaune: Huh? L-Led by...?

Ozpin: Congratulations, young man.

"Why am I not Ren's partner?!",asked Nora, hysterically

"You do remember how initiation takes place, right? The first person you see, or the first person who sees you, will become your partner. As Ren did not see you first, he could not become your partner. As you were first seen by Yang, who had to go back and look for you upon Ren's request, rescued you from being tied to those murky treetops, which I wondered who was responsible, but upon rewatching the footage, I believe I have an answer. However, before I give you this answer, I must first announce the last team to form.",said Ozpin, breathing deeply, he continued the coronation,"And finally: Cheshire Sagan. Ruby Rose. Lie Ren. Blake Belladonna. (motions over three out of the four (because Ruby is still in the infirmary) as they stand before him) The four of you retrieved the white knight pieces. From this day forward, you will work together as Team CRRB (Cherub). Led by... Cheshire Sagan!

Weiss looks surprised, where Yang is also in shock.

"You see, by watching the footage...",said Ozpin, before he turns to the giant screen and begins playing a montage from the Emerald Forest.

""""
Ruby is using her semblance to search for Yang, but while she was running, a transparent figure stands off to the side, watching her. The figure, upon closer and careful inspection, appears to be an outline of Cheshire, who is here to easily compare. And the outlines match perfectly.
""""
Hearing the sound of Ren's weapons, Nora readies her hammer, ready to help Ren if needed.
Suddenly, a strange wrrr-ing sound echos out, taking Nora by surprise. Then, unknown to her, a transparent figure is creeping up behind her...
""""
The transparent figure is tying an unconscious Nora to the treetops with a strange black coil-like rope.
""""

"Bu-but then, what will happen to me?",asked Weiss, shakily

"I am terribly sorry, you failed the initiation. You will be allowed to spend an amount of time with Ruby, eating cookies that I have baked (at this Glynda gives Ozpin another strange look), but first you will have to come with Glynda and I to my office, where we will pick out which academy you wish for us to send you to.",replied Ozpin,"Come along then, miss Schnee, I believe we still have to contact your family's representative, Whilix."

"*Gulp* Whilix will be worried sick if he finds out I ran away from home to become a huntress!",said a distraught Weiss, before following Ozpin into his office.


Yang finishes her tale to Ruby, just as the door to the infirmary opened. With Weiss walking into the room, and some eccentric-looking old man walked in behind her. He had white hair, just like Weiss, a large beard, and a mustache to rival professor Port's.

Bowing at the three sitting, who are at this point gaping at his appearance, he greets them.
"I am Whilix, I speak for the Schnees.",said Whilix, while Weiss facepalms.

"He uses that same greeting for EVERYONE, and EVERY occasion! Even if he's greeting a Schnee!",exclaimed Weiss in frustration

"Miss Schnee is allowed a few minutes of... 'cookie eating'. Afterwards, I have to escort her to Atlas Academy, and along the way, scold her for running away from home, making her late to appear at A.A. Also, if I find out that you harmed even a single tree during your little escapade...",said Whilix, passionately

"He also has some strange obsession with trees of all things!",said Weiss, sitting down and taking a good look at Ruby,"How are you feeling Ruby?"

"B-Better. Apparently the chess pieces were cursed.",replied Ruby, looking uncomfortable


Meanwhile

"Why didn't you tell me that those chess pieces were cursed?",asked Glynda

"I was too busy baking cookies at the time, and afterwards, it was time to begin initiation, so there was no time to tell you beforehand.",replied Ozpin


"W-Well! I suppose we better start eating, then.",said Weiss, meekly before pulling out a plate of cookies from nowhere, and setting it on the bed between them.


Later

After finishing the cookies, Whilix, who was during the meal, standing as still as a statue, with his eyes open exaggeratedly wide and unblinking for no apparent reason, began to escort Weiss out of the room.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye, Ruby.",sad Weiss, solemnly for an unknown reason

"It was really nice meeting you and seeing your weapon!",replied Ruby

"I suppose I'll have to send you a postcard from Atlas I guess.",replied Weiss, trying to chuckle, but ended up sighing.

Weiss is now right outside the infirmary.

"I'll see you again soon, Rice!",said Ruby, wishing this was possible.

Weiss turns back to the infirmary, staring at Ruby in shock. Her now pink face, slowly becoming more red as she stares at Ruby aghast.

"W-Wwait! Ru-",replied Rice, before the infirmary door shut, cutting her off.


Earlier

"I don't need to watch her because she's unconscious, she'll stay in one place.",thought Cheshire, as she walked through the hallways at Beacon. Ever so often, she tapped the wall she was walking next to. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Pause. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

Cheshire then activated her semblance, and vanished.


Now before all of the Whiterose fans die of shock... Oh, it appears I am too late. Oh well. Anyways! Weiss will come back soon enough to spend quality time with Ruby, and try to correct Ruby's pronunciation along the way. I, myself, confirm that Whiterose WILL happen in this story, so just calm down and take deep breaths.

That being said! Can anyone guess why Ruby and Weiss are attracted to eachother so early on in the story? And why Ozpin has decided that he should bake cookies often?

Because...

After all, I'm only the narrator.