A/N: Sorry for the long wait! It's not like I have a life lol.. But looking back on these chapters I wrote like 2 years ago I'm deeply ashamed. Honestly. I wrote like a five-year-old... I mean everyone has to start somewhere but the characters are OOC and the plot has no point at all and the characters just fall for each other too quickly... You'll see my point in later chapters if you don't currently.. Anyways thanks for reading! Feel free to leave a comment about how horrible my writing is! I deserve it :D


Chapter 9

I stared at the headmaster smiling like an idiot. He thought Shiki was a trouble maker now that's funny if anyone was a trouble maker here it would be Aido.

"This is no laughing matter" He said frowning and closing the door and walking towards his desk.

"Well would you rather me be with the playboy or the emo prince" I asked laughing at my clever nickname for Aido and Zero. The headmaster looked at me as if I was an idiot which I probably sounded like but I was too happy to care.

"And who might I ask are these boys more vampires I presume" he asked flipping his shawl over one of his shoulders as he grabbed a book off of the shelf and began to flip through it while staring at me. I tried not to laugh since he was obviously not looking through the books but just wanted a sophisticated aura to himself.

I stared back with the most serious face I could muster without breaking out into laughter and said, "fo seriously man"

"Well I must say I'm disappointed in you and may I ask who these boys are" the headmaster said slamming his book closed and placing it on the table gently before grabbing another random book. I read the side and had to do a 12 take. Yup that's right not a double or triple take and 12th take. It read "How to help with your sex life".

My eyes stayed glued to the cover as he flipped it open and on the back it had a picture of a man holding a banana towards his head and I questioned its relevance. Maybe this book was about something entirely different than what I thought.

"only if you can guess each of them in 20 questions" I said smirking as he thought about it before slamming the book down on the table and throwing his arm up in the air declaring that he would do it.

"Ok start the questions… now" I said getting into a comfortable position to answer his questions.

"Do I know them?"

"Yes"

"Do they go to this school?"

"Yeppers" I answered beginning to pull things out of my backpack and cover them with duct tape. The headmaster didn't even seem to notice this and began to think while putting his finger up his bottom lip. I laughed as I remembered how I used to think when I was a child.

Like Winnie the Pooh I used to sit Indian style and poke the side of my head with a stick laughing wildly. I began to do that while humming the theme song and didn't even notice as the Headmaster asked another question.

He repeated it once more and then again but I was too far away in my lala land swaying to the beat of the song. I felt something whizz past my face and looked up to see the headmaster whistling as though he didn't just try to hit me in the face with a book.

Two can play at that game I thought as I grabbed a book and chucked it back having it narrowly miss his flailing arms as he cried, "all I wanted to do was find out who you were having smoochy smoochy time with."

I grabbed many other books from his shelf and began to chuck them at him missing him every time getting more and more frustrated with each throw. I never could throw for my life until finally I hit him square in his forehead and watched as he dramatically fell to the ground clutching his head painfully.

He suddenly darted up from behind his desk and began to wildly chuck books from everywhere and I found myself being buried in books and I panicked and began throwing them off of me and towards the nearest exit which happened to be the window.

I heard the shatter of glass and I slowly ceased my book throwing and looked at the headmaster who seemed surprisingly calm. He's probably going to ambush me or rape me I thought staying alerted and getting up.

I dusted off my shoulders and looked at him before chucking another book at him which he caught with a blank stare. He opened it too the middle read the first page a then chuckled that out the window with the rest of them.

He sat down in his chair at his desk and I sat on the ground across whipping out a coloring book as though our little exchange had never happened.

"Are they close to Kaname" he asked

"One of them is" I answered back grabbing a neon pink crayon and coloring the trees with it. What it's ok to be different… right?

"Do they get constant blood lust" observing my coloring and writing something down every couple of seconds.

"Don't all vampires at this school" I asked looking up questionably.

"Well yes I mean get in trouble for it but vampires other than one's in this school get bloodlust often too" the headmaster said.

"Yes both of them do and no not all do, not Edward Cullen that sparkly bitch boy" I said breaking my crayon in anger and then laughed as I chucked that out of the window too.

"Whose Edward Cullen" he asked and I laughed as I looked up.

"Welllllll he's a deceased wizard from Harry Potter portrayed as a vampire with a horribly pale face that reminds me off a ghost who loves Bella but has a purity ring so they can't go all the way and then there is Jacob Black… he's a werewolf and his sexy…. He also has a contract that states he has to take his shirt off every five minutes. I'm usually against contracts but I'm fine with that one . Well they both love Bella but crazy fan girls are constantly fighting over whose hotter and I believe that it is Jacob since he is buff, tan hot and didn't walk out on Bella. Any who he lost his wand and his pride when he turned into a vampire thus the reason why lord Voldemort killed him since they all knew he was going to turn but Harry Potter the cool cat he is killed Lord Voldemort since he was friends with the vampire in the 5th movie harry potter and the tri-wizard cup. LOOK IT UP" I screamed the last part and was surprised he hadn't interrupted me.

"for the next rant press 5" I said and laughed going back to coloring as though I hadn't just gone on a mad rant about twilight which probably didn't even exist here since they didn't know about Dora or Finding Nemo or even Bob the Builder. These people need to learn how to live. Ohh maybe that's why I'm here to make them do that. Mission Time!

"How did this have anything to do" I raised my hand silencing him not unlike Kaname.

"Don't question it embrace it" I said quietly fake tears forming in my eyes mimicking passion. Ever since I got here I've turned more anime like it's strange but I'm not complaining.

"Um is it Aido" he asked and I nodded vigorously smiling brightly.

"YOU'RE DATING AIDO" he practically screamed and I faked vomiting.

"Nope you forgot what I said already that hurts that hurts a lot"

"Oh I didn't mean it what did you say" he asked.

"I said and I quote would you rather me be with the playboy or the emo prince" I said crossing my arms and looking away looks the door.

"Oh well I would prefer Shiki to Aido but which one is Aido" he asked confused and I had an urge to face palm in fact I did.

"Do you really think I would give Aido a name like the emo prince? He's so freaking hyper active and happy all the time it's gives me headaches just thinking about it" I groaned clutching my head in agony.

"Oh so he's the playboy I don't get that but ok" he said shrugging his shoulders and this time I sweat dropped. This man was oblivious or just a really good actor.

"Moving on" I said.

"Is it Akuno?"

"Nope"

"Sente"

"No"

"Amy"

"Do I look like a lesbian to you" I asked snapping my fingers.

"Welll…"

"Shut your face" I yelled throwing a crayon at him.

"well is it Simon, Dai, Chiko, Kenji, Manzo, Akira, Juro?" he asked listing names off of the top of his head as I finished my tropical rain forest colored with neon colors smirking at the thought of giving it to the emo prince.

"Nada, lie, um other no words in different languages" I said trying to think of any other languages to say no in but I drew a blank.

"Well who else could there be" he whined.

"Believe me he's right under your nose" I said without realizing it

"So he's not close to Kaname and I know him personally is that what you're saying" he asked and I nodded shortly before moving on to another picture to color.

"Does he hate Kaname?" the headmaster asked looking around from side to side to check for spies.

"Yes and he reminds me of a wolf" I added smiling as I remembered the drawing I made not too long ago of Zero as a wolf with Yuuki petting his head. It was terrible but it was funny to see his face when she showed it to him.

"Is it zero" the headmaster asked and I nodded not really caring any more for our conversation until a small bulb in my head popped on.

"So that's now 24 questions looks like you over exceeded your limit ok so you owe me $80" I said mentally making up an amount for each extra question and adding it all together.

"What you never said that" he said hysterically until he paused, "wait no you never said that so it doesn't count" he said childishly folding his arms and looking away with his nose held high.

"Well I put the note right on that book on your desk" I said smirking slightly at my sudden excuse for amazingness.

"Oh really so where is it then" he said smirking back.

"You threw it out being the adult that you are" I said sarcastically hoping he would catch on but he only beamed in ignorance causing me to sweat drop. This brings me back to the same point is he acting or just stupid?

"Well if I did it should be down on the ground right outside my office now shouldn't it"

"Why yes, yes it should" I said warily as he bore a wide grin. A grin of pure EVIL!

"well then I think I'm going to go take a look then for this magic book" he said strutting out of the office and close the door gently most likely making a mad dash out there to prove that he didn't owe me $80.

I looked around the room frantic and then relaxed it wasn't like I would get in trouble if I lied but I didn't want to be proved wrong. Hmmm oh sticky notes and books I thought grinning evilly. I searched around until I found a neon colored book and took it out. What I like neon colors they're prêt- not the point….

I searched through his drawers dumping them all out the window when I didn't find what I needed inside of them. I got to the last drawer silently praying that I would find a marker and sticky notes preferably neon colored in there .to my disappointment they were just a pale pink but they'd have to do.

I scribbled down a quick quoting and threw it out and watched as it fell down and landed right on top of the pile of books. I threw my fist in the air and did a victory jump like all those cartoons do when they do something right.

I then proceeded to look around the room and noticed that it looked like a battle had taken place. I grimaced, "well book battles can get pretty tough nothing is worse than a paper cut to the face" I said aloud and then began to grab things and chuck them out of the window.

Hey I had wanted to redecorate the room since I first got here and now was my chance. I threw the chairs out and I threw the books out. I threw the things on his desk [minus the photos] out and I emptied the lighter things before clasping my hands around a large bookcase.

I dragged it over to the edge and lifted it out watching as it flew over the side and landed near a tree. I whistled, "Man do those bookcase's fly" before I grabbed my invisible work holster and pulled it up whistling as I worked.

I was surprised the headmaster wasn't down there yet but it didn't stop me. Finally it came to his desk and I had no clue how to get that out of the window. I got in my pooh position and came up with nothing so I heaved with all my might and to my surprise it actually fell out of the window and landed two inches away from the wall.

"I guess Thomas the train was right if you think you can you can" I thought beaming as I kissed my biceps but there was a sudden clicking of the heels and I looked towards the door startled. I looked around for a place to hide but found nowhere so I hid behind the door hoping that she wouldn't open it all the way.

I held my breath as the door swung open and slapped my nose and I gasped grabbing it and hoping up and down trying to be quiet. She did a 360 and walked out of the door as soon as she saw the broken window. I waited a couples seconds before letting out a sling of cuss words.

"oh my fucking god I swear to my mother fucking duck that I will bitch slap that hoe if I ever see her skanky ass walking these corridors ever again" I swore angrily as I finished my rant and held my nose. It wasn't broken but it still hurt like a bitch. I looked around and found no band aids and kicked the cursing my bad luck.

I wanted to leave but I couldn't bring myself to leave since I wanted to see the look on the headmasters face when he saw all of his shit lying on the ground.

"JESSSSICCCCAAAA" I heard the headmaster shriek and I grinned. This was going to be fun to explain.